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- mulletwarrior
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Please rate my new business idea (inspired by RBG - RIP)
Looking for investors for this one. So when an important political event happens, like RBG dying, there are at least 5 steps any woke person needs to go through, and if you can't accomplish them within 2 hours of the event, you look foolish and lose online woke points:
1. Find out something is trending on twitter (e.g., RBG is dead) -- you have to be constantly monitoring twitter at all hours
2. Go to wikipedia to find out wtf the thing on twitter is that everyone is talking about (e.g., google who the eff is Ruth Bader Ginsburg)
3. Post something on social media to show you understand and are informed about the issues (e.g., a meme w/ picture of RBG and some quote she may or may not have said)
4. Edit your post when someone points out you did something in your post that indicates you just barely heard about this thing for the first time and delete the comment that called you out (e.g., you spelled RBG's middle name as "Bater" in your post about how you have been inspired by RBG since you were 12 yrs old)
5. Profit.
My business idea to solve the problem and consolidate and automate the steps above is to have an app that is plugged into all of your socials that can identify important trending issues and automatically post a generic message w/ meme and quote to all of your socials within minutes of it happening, so you look like the most woke person alive.
Thoughts or suggestions on how to approve this app? Will be working on developing over the weekend and looking for investors.
1. Find out something is trending on twitter (e.g., RBG is dead) -- you have to be constantly monitoring twitter at all hours
2. Go to wikipedia to find out wtf the thing on twitter is that everyone is talking about (e.g., google who the eff is Ruth Bader Ginsburg)
3. Post something on social media to show you understand and are informed about the issues (e.g., a meme w/ picture of RBG and some quote she may or may not have said)
4. Edit your post when someone points out you did something in your post that indicates you just barely heard about this thing for the first time and delete the comment that called you out (e.g., you spelled RBG's middle name as "Bater" in your post about how you have been inspired by RBG since you were 12 yrs old)
5. Profit.
My business idea to solve the problem and consolidate and automate the steps above is to have an app that is plugged into all of your socials that can identify important trending issues and automatically post a generic message w/ meme and quote to all of your socials within minutes of it happening, so you look like the most woke person alive.
Thoughts or suggestions on how to approve this app? Will be working on developing over the weekend and looking for investors.
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