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Thread: LMAO! Pesky 9 y/o just hustled the fuk outta school. (covid) (story time).

post 1617179581 09-21-2020, 01:25 PM
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LMAO! Pesky 9 y/o just hustled the fuk outta school. (covid) (story time).

Fiance's 9 y/o nephew just outwitted the system.

Went to school today, pretended to be sick. Claimed he couldn't breathe, had a fever, felt ill, and said he thinks he has corona virus. School staff just called his mom to pick him up. She picks him up, he's all smiles and tells his mom "I played them" with a smug look on his face. LMFAO.

School told his mom he's not allowed back for 10 days... That's 10 days worth of playtime and video games... What a fukkin G.

Then we have all these stupid articles coming out about "exposures" and what not... TFW a 9 y/o kid can work the system and possibly make a headline story.

Kids are GOAT trolls.
post 1617179901 09-21-2020, 01:27 PM
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sounds like he will be a very productive member of society when he grows up
post 1617180381 09-21-2020, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Hitlgger⏩
sounds like he will be a very productive member of society when he grows up
like being an alt red?

Kids a G
post 1617180481 09-21-2020, 01:32 PM
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post 1617180701 09-21-2020, 01:33 PM
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post 1617180741 09-21-2020, 01:33 PM
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My parents would have beat me to an inch of death.

I could have gotten an arm chopped off and my parents would still make me to go school the very next day.
post 1617180871 09-21-2020, 01:34 PM
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Back when parents did their fuking jobs that kid was grounded for a month.
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post 1617181071 09-21-2020, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted By luckyboy23⏩
Then we have all these stupid articles coming out about "exposures" and what not... TFW a 9 y/o kid can work the system and possibly make a headline story.
Accurate. 2020 is year of fear mongering and panicels.

Edit: OP if this does actually make local news for you guys please let me know in a PM or somethin, I want to lol @ it.
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post 1617181301 09-21-2020, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted By LtGoose⏩
My parents would have beat me to an inch of death.

I could have gotten an arm chopped off and my parents would still make me to go school the very next day.
Feels. My arm could be dangling by a thread and my eyeballs fallen out of my sockets... NOPE! You're going to school.

Kid in topic has ADHD, and the ADHD thread inspired me to share this... I know the feel of hating school. Wish covid happened when I was his age. Best/longest summer vacation of all time.
post 1617181471 09-21-2020, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted By KathleenRyan⏩
Accurate. 2020 is year of fear mongering and panicels.

Edit: OP if this does actually make local news for you guys please let me know in a PM or somethin, I want to lol @ it.
I promise I will make a thread about it... Not only for the LOLs, but to expose fake news.
post 1617181521 09-21-2020, 01:39 PM
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sounds like he's on his way to become a criminal when he grows up
post 1617181611 09-21-2020, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted By luckyboy23⏩
Wish covid happened when I was his age. Best/longest summer vacation of all time.
I don't. The future for these kids is absolutely phucked. Young Gen-Z and Gen Alpha are going to be absolutely ruined.

I'm not trying to sound dramatic either, that's just full-stop what's going to happen now that they can't socialize with their peers or get a normal education. Almost all these kids are just sitting at home doing the same thing their parents are doing - vegetating in front of a tablet or TV screen.

Imagine what dating as a 21 year old is going to be like 10+ years from now.... loooooooool
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post 1617181741 09-21-2020, 01:42 PM
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Sounds like the parents should start renovating that basement seeing as though their 9yo will soon enough be a 30yo still living with them
post 1617181951 09-21-2020, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted By KathleenRyan⏩
I don't. The future for these kids is absolutely phucked. Young Gen-Z and Gen Alpha are going to be absolutely ruined.

I'm not trying to sound dramatic either, that's just full-stop what's going to happen now that they can't socialize with their peers or get a normal education. Almost all these kids are just sitting at home doing the same thing their parents are doing - vegetating in front of a tablet or TV screen.

Imagine what dating as a 21 year old is going to be like 10+ years from now.... loooooooool
ehh.. i could see them wanting to be social media influencers and chit. which means they'll be entertaining

what i think will happen is they'll be bigger sell outs with an air of fakeness, causing a bunch of trouble because of it. they'll think the trouble is elsewhere when it's really them

fake relationships, fake actions, etc. for social media clout/ money
post 1617182261 09-21-2020, 01:47 PM
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If they won't let him back with the situation explained, they should take him to get tested, homeschool him and make sure he doesn't have fun. He'll only keep doing it otherwise.
post 1617182761 09-21-2020, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted By cookiefiend⏩
If they won't let him back with the situation explained, they should take him to get tested, homeschool him and make sure he doesn't have fun. He'll only keep doing it otherwise.
This. Once these little weasels get away with something they just double down the next time
post 1617182861 09-21-2020, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted By KathleenRyan⏩
I don't. The future for these kids is absolutely phucked. Young Gen-Z and Gen Alpha are going to be absolutely ruined.

I'm not trying to sound dramatic either, that's just full-stop what's going to happen now that they can't socialize with their peers or get a normal education. Almost all these kids are just sitting at home doing the same thing their parents are doing - vegetating in front of a tablet or TV screen.

Imagine what dating as a 21 year old is going to be like 10+ years from now.... loooooooool
And on top of this their parents are thundertwats as well, so they are getting zero real world skills.
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Why blame the kid when hysterical karens and timmies are losing their minds over a coof? The kid didnt learn that chit from playing fortnite did he?

Fukin LOL @ this. God damn retards in power being hysterical. God help us if a true biblical plague hits.
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That's 10 days of yardwork and a broken wooden spoon across my butt if I pulled this as a kid


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Originally Posted By Hitlgger⏩
sounds like he will be a very productive member of society when he grows up
not like they really teach you anything at age 9 anyway.
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My oldest was telling me at the other high schools no one's washing their hands or sanitizing in the hopes that they have a major outbreak so they don't have to go to school.
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Originally Posted By Clockbro⏩
That's 10 days of yardwork and a broken wooden spoon across my butt if I pulled this as a kid


In b4 2027 thread "Kicked my stepson out of the house"
Same. I would have been begging to be sent back to school after the first day at home. Mom was a little soft but dad took no prisoners when it came to dealing with bullchit.
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