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Thread: I woke up having dreamed of a Misc poem

post 1617444581 09-24-2020, 04:50 AM
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  1. shesprints
  2. sadly, life is a marathon
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  2. sadly, life is a marathon
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I woke up having dreamed of a Misc poem

it was pretty vague so I did my best to put it into some sort of meter/rhyme


The Miscer's basic philosophy
is to embrace your fate
no matter how you hypertrophy
you still won't get a date.

good morning misc
"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously."
--Hubert Humphrey

Training Log: http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=170707741&p=1427864821#post1427864821
post 1617444761 09-24-2020, 04:54 AM
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  1. 2am
  2. )))))))))))))))))))))))))
  1. 2am
  2. )))))))))))))))))))))))))
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You may at first think you're close
To bagging yourself a mate
But far apart eyes and a crooked nose
Means instead you'll masturbate
No sig crew
post 1617444921 09-24-2020, 04:57 AM
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  1. ChangeOfStyle
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Roses are red
violets are twisted
it's time to bend over
and get yourself fisted
if you need someone to chat with, don't hesitate to shoot me a PM.
post 1617445201 09-24-2020, 05:04 AM
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Inb4 Kiop
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