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post 1617540391 09-25-2020, 02:23 AM
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happy wife, happy life

Canceled my plans tonight with the fellas because she reminded me that we didn’t spend Tuesday or Wednesday together (she was at a friends bachelorette party then wedding)...and then ladies night is always on Friday's and Saturday’s.

“That would be 5 days we go without seeing each other.”

You Gotta let ya girlfriend control you so the relationship can work

It just sucks that the one day I planned to hang with the boys is right smack in the middle of the wedding and ladies night.
post 1617540671 09-25-2020, 02:37 AM
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Originally Posted By exyl⏩
You Gotta let ya girlfriend control you so the relationship can work
most pathetic beta quote I've read this week

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"If not me, then who? If not now, then when?"

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post 1617540751 09-25-2020, 02:40 AM
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post 1617540861 09-25-2020, 02:45 AM
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Keep trying brah learning to troll takes time and patience
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post 1617541011 09-25-2020, 02:51 AM
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Knew a dude like this. He would never hang out with boyos cuz his gf wouldnt let him.
Hey I'm no better tho, I don't even try to manipulate my chick l0l just listen to everything she has to say.
post 1617541211 09-25-2020, 02:58 AM
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Originally Posted By exyl⏩
Canceled my plans tonight with the fellas because she reminded me that we didn’t spend Tuesday or Wednesday together (she was at a friends bachelorette party then wedding)...and then ladies night is always on Friday's and Saturday’s.

“That would be 5 days we go without seeing each other.”

You Gotta let ya girlfriend control you so the relationship can work

It just sucks that the one day I planned to hang with the boys is right smack in the middle of the wedding and ladies night.
OP dont listen to the haters you need to make her feel like your KWEEN
post 1617541441 09-25-2020, 03:11 AM
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This is obviously a troll thread and no, not all LTRs are like that. A high quality woman will encourage you to go out with your male friends because she understands that it benefits the relationship.
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post 1617544611 09-25-2020, 05:12 AM
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Originally Posted By exyl⏩
happy wife, happy life
That's the most intelligent thing I've ever heard here in misc.

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post 1617544821 09-25-2020, 05:20 AM
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Too obvious
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post 1617545861 09-25-2020, 05:46 AM
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Happy wife, happy life
Unhappy husband, nobody gives a chit

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post 1617545971 09-25-2020, 05:48 AM
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trolling aint what it used to be
post 1617546061 09-25-2020, 05:49 AM
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At least you got in those sugar walls right?
post 1617546351 09-25-2020, 05:55 AM
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nope
post 1617546411 09-25-2020, 05:56 AM
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Just make friends with Tyrone so you and your wife can share a common friend
post 1617547441 09-25-2020, 06:16 AM
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All my friends are really like this feelsbadman.jpg
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post 1617547821 09-25-2020, 06:21 AM
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Lazy trolling. Put some effort next time
Been here since 2010. Lost my old account.
post 1617547891 09-25-2020, 06:23 AM
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Originally Posted By UknowWho11⏩
most pathetic beta quote I've read this week

negged
Originally Posted By Jatt24⏩
Lazy trolling. Put some effort next time
he got negged immediately this is excellent trolling
do not read my posts and weep, i am not there i do not sleep
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of memes and trolls in toasted breads, i am not there, i am not dead.
post 1617548131 09-25-2020, 06:28 AM
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Originally Posted By SirBetalot⏩
All my friends are really like this feelsbadman.jpg
post 1617548211 09-25-2020, 06:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Samraiwise⏩
That's the most intelligent thing I've ever heard here in misc.

Wisdom right here. Bow bow
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post 1617549681 09-25-2020, 06:56 AM
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Originally Posted By UknowWho11⏩
most pathetic beta quote I've read this week

negged
Only pathetic thing here is your sarcasm detection.

Also lol at "HTC crew married crew" aka "i have a fat wife" trying fo criticize others on dealing with women.
post 1617549871 09-25-2020, 07:00 AM
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Jakes on you..can't have a 'boys night out' if you don't have any friends.
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post 1617550411 09-25-2020, 07:11 AM
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Divorced my wife; Happy life

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post 1617550651 09-25-2020, 07:14 AM
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but don’t u get to hang out with the fellas on ladies night? or just with her boyfriend?
post 1617550691 09-25-2020, 07:15 AM
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3BBC's on speed dial, happy wife.
post 1617551001 09-25-2020, 07:22 AM
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Your wife's boyfriend appreciates a little break, thanks for taking care of the stupid stuff while he goes full Nelson on her every other day.
post 1617632031 09-26-2020, 03:14 AM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
but don’t u get to hang out with the fellas on ladies night? or just with her boyfriend?
No, I work on those nights. So she usually stays at her friends cause “what’s the point of coming to an empty apartment”

Can’t really argue with that

Plus, their wives like them to stay home on the weekends
post 1617632121 09-26-2020, 03:21 AM
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lol

Sounds like something from the reddit relationship help section.
post 1617632251 09-26-2020, 03:29 AM
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Originally Posted By UknowWho11⏩
most pathetic beta quote I've read this week

negged
If you knew my wife you wouldn’t say that. Literally every guy wants her. She has so many male friends; and of all of them...





















...she picked me
post 1617632351 09-26-2020, 03:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Mang1er⏩
lol

Sounds like something from the reddit relationship help section.
reddit has taken over misc now

haven't you seen the threads in 2020
Motorcycle Crew
Beard Crew
8.5/10 wife or bust crew
Deliverer of bad news crew
post 1617632481 09-26-2020, 03:42 AM
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lmao theres guy's out there like this, absolute fkn dweebs don't deserve to be male
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