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» Just took the "toilet paper roll" test, feels goodman
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post 1617678141 09-26-2020, 05:09 PM
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Just took the "toilet paper roll" test, feels goodman

Some thread said if you try and stick your Mjolnir thru a toilet paper tube and are too thick to fit you're a girthy brah, and if you extend past the end you're a long brah.

Couldn't fit into the tube and when I laid it alongside I went well past the end. Did I make it misc? Unclear if I can pop the champagne yet.

Inb4 proudmanlet at post #2
Smooth Seas don't make Strong Sailors. Keep your head up.

MrWhiskey24 for jolly cooperation (PS)
post 1617678341 09-26-2020, 05:11 PM
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I passed the same test with a paper towel roll.
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post 1617678501 09-26-2020, 05:14 PM
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are we talking soft or full salute?
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post 1617678511 09-26-2020, 05:14 PM
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paper roll aint even big or long bro that's a strat for cope brahs to feel good just lol when ur 2 big 2 fit into a pringles can dats when unko ur godly
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post 1617678541 09-26-2020, 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted By expert701
I passed the same test with a paper towel roll.
Did not realize you're supposed to be erect
Smooth Seas don't make Strong Sailors. Keep your head up.

MrWhiskey24 for jolly cooperation (PS)
post 1617678621 09-26-2020, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon
Did not realize you're supposed to be erect
I was?
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post 1617678671 09-26-2020, 05:16 PM
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wow such big penis op


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post 1617678871 09-26-2020, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted By ConTroLFreaKK
paper roll aint even big or long bro that's a strat for cope brahs to feel good just lol when ur 2 big 2 fit into a pringles can dats when unko ur godly
Thinking of starting a youtube channel like those competitive eaters who drive around doing food challenges only it's all dick related feats.
Smooth Seas don't make Strong Sailors. Keep your head up.

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post 1617722441 09-27-2020, 05:23 AM
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon
Thinking of starting a youtube channel like those competitive eaters who drive around doing food challenges only it's all dick related feats.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1617722761 09-27-2020, 05:33 AM
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who uses toilet paper anymore op? wtf this aint the 90's

im all about the el natural n use leaves
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post 1617722861 09-27-2020, 05:37 AM
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Time for the Pringle’s can test now MrB
I loe e.
post 1617723301 09-27-2020, 05:49 AM
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I can do it with a roll of bounty paper towels
post 1617723631 09-27-2020, 05:58 AM
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Originally Posted By expert701
I passed the same test with a paper towel roll.
LMAO

Was about to stat bragging but u got me beat brah I'll sit down.

post 1617724451 09-27-2020, 06:25 AM
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon
Some thread said if you try and stick your Mjolnir thru a toilet paper tube and are too thick to fit you're a girthy brah, and if you extend past the end you're a long brah.

Couldn't fit into the tube and when I laid it alongside I went well past the end. Did I make it misc? Unclear if I can pop the champagne yet.

Inb4 proudmanlet at post #2
sorry I was late brah, think I was at gym when this got posted
Originally Posted By expert701
I passed the same test with a paper towel roll.
but this guy got in with my answer
Originally Posted By Redfish225
Time for the Pringle’s can test now MrB
Originally Posted By VinnyPazRules
I can do it with a roll of bounty paper towels
Originally Posted By Anachron
I used a construction tube for fence posts, and still passed.
and these guys
post 1617724621 09-27-2020, 06:29 AM
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feels good man
post 1617724711 09-27-2020, 06:31 AM
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Like a hotdog down a hallway...
post 1617724891 09-27-2020, 06:39 AM
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I went to pee, pulled out a pube, and peed myself. Did I pass any test at all?
post 1617724931 09-27-2020, 06:40 AM
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In after proud manlet
Caught him doing penis push ups and couldn’t post quick enough
50% of my posts are 100% factual
post 1617725501 09-27-2020, 06:55 AM
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Prefered the Grey Joggers Challenge tbh!!
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