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post 1617859051 09-28-2020, 06:10 PM
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I'm expected to use the men's locker room at my gym - rant

The women's showers are broken. They've been broken for days and there's no sign of anyone doing anything about it. I was told to use the men's room. I asked them (days after the problem first started) to at least put up a sign to let people know that one of the stalls is now a family stall.
But I ended up waiting around and no one put up a sign. I went to the dollar store and made a sign, and had one of the men go in there and put it up. THEN the staff put a sign up.
It's bad enough to have to have boys in the locker room who are too young to go to the men's room. I understand this awkwardness because some liberals like to let registered sex offenders out of prison, and those folks can sneak into gyms and that makes it necessary for boys to be allowed into the ladies room until the boys are old enough to fight off sexual assault. But I'm not going to deal with grown men.
What do? I complain every time I go there. I'm a serious female bodybuilder and by the end of my workouts my clothes are soaked. It's disgusting to spread that much sweat and metabolites all over my jeep's interior. Not to mention smelling like a warthog and being faced with doing unavoidable errands around town like what happened today. I honestly feel like I'm justified in asking for a partial refund. However, the other gym with a stair mill is about half the size of this one and the selection of Chads to watch doing impressive is minimal. Anyway, the misc has been telling me I've got a massive wang for years. Maybe it's time to just throw in the towel and call it quits with the whole female thing. It's been a bad habit of mine that's gone on way too long. If I keep it up I'll be 80 and still female.

Cliffs: see title, you lazy dumbass
post 1617859171 09-28-2020, 06:11 PM
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ok.
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post 1617859241 09-28-2020, 06:12 PM
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show me your bobs and vegene.
post 1617859261 09-28-2020, 06:13 PM
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post 1617859441 09-28-2020, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted By GlassMoon
ok.
lol! I'm serious. This is too crazy. Not to mention toting soap and bath supplies across the gym. I have a different set of products for each one of my toes.
post 1617859601 09-28-2020, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted By BabcocksHair
show me your bobs and vegene.
ugh! Bro, you sound like the gym staff.
post 1617859711 09-28-2020, 06:17 PM
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You get tired of posting on the silence speaks account ?
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post 1617859861 09-28-2020, 06:18 PM
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Just come on into the men’s locker room. You can give me a handjob while I tell you what are happens in the locker room. Like the older gentleman drying his balls with the air dryer.
LOL @ people who follow politics
post 1617859921 09-28-2020, 06:18 PM
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How much for a bottle of your sweat?
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post 1617860251 09-28-2020, 06:21 PM
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Start identifying as a man and there won't be any awkwardness
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post 1617860781 09-28-2020, 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Miked1978
Just come on into the men’s locker room. You can give me a handjob while I tell you what are happens in the locker room. Like the older gentleman drying his balls with the air dryer.
Had to laugh at that. I mean someone will have to show me around and show me all the nice places to sit and fun things to do and what not. But for real, I have to have the ladies room fixed. I guess I could take a shower over there because it has a lock, but I'd still have to go inside the men's room.
post 1617860811 09-28-2020, 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot
The women's showers are broken. They've been broken for days and there's no sign of anyone doing anything about it. I was told to use the men's room. I asked them (days after the problem first started) to at least put up a sign to let people know that one of the stalls is now a family stall.
But I ended up waiting around and no one put up a sign. I went to the dollar store and made a sign, and had one of the men go in there and put it up. THEN the staff put a sign up.
It's bad enough to have to have boys in the locker room who are too young to go to the men's room. I understand this awkwardness because some liberals like to let registered sex offenders out of prison, and those folks can sneak into gyms and that makes it necessary for boys to be allowed into the ladies room until the boys are old enough to fight off sexual assault. But I'm not going to deal with grown men.
What do? I complain every time I go there. I'm a serious female bodybuilder and by the end of my workouts my clothes are soaked. It's disgusting to spread that much sweat and metabolites all over my jeep's interior. Not to mention smelling like a warthog and being faced with doing unavoidable errands around town like what happened today. I honestly feel like I'm justified in asking for a partial refund. However, the other gym with a stair mill is about half the size of this one and the selection of Chads to watch doing impressive is minimal. Anyway, the misc has been telling me I've got a massive wang for years. Maybe it's time to just throw in the towel and call it quits with the whole female thing. It's been a bad habit of mine that's gone on way too long. If I keep it up I'll be 80 and still female.

Cliffs: see title, you lazy dumbass
My secret? Texting between sets.
post 1617860971 09-28-2020, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1
Start identifying as a man and there won't be any awkwardness
Problem solved. I can just mingle with the males aye? We're all men in the misc.
post 1617861171 09-28-2020, 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted By newbuck
You get tired of posting on the silence speaks account ?
You should not have negged me, maggot. I've got nice pictures up on my bodyspace, but you were too lazy to check. You are a failure as a pervert. No effort at all.
I'm not silence speaks. I think she left because y'all were cyber bullies.
post 1617861261 09-28-2020, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules
Just shower at home dummy
So, do my grocery shopping dripping with sweat?
post 1617861401 09-28-2020, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted By Hutrapper
How much for a bottle of your sweat?
About three fiddy.
post 1617861581 09-28-2020, 06:35 PM
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Imagine the smell of those panties....pungent! (If u need them washed send them my way)
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post 1617861681 09-28-2020, 06:36 PM
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Didn’t read, don’t drop the soap because I will sniff hard af.
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post 1617861731 09-28-2020, 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG
Imagine the smell of those panties....pungent! (If u need them washed send them my way)
I wish men acted like that irl. Instead they act like it's a public service to censure me.
post 1617861811 09-28-2020, 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules
It's a requirement that you have to go grocery shopping after the gym?
If I don't want to leave the groceries in my car for hours to rot. Plus I pay for showers.
Also it's not really that fun to drive all the way home smelling like a dead yak. The sweat will transfer onto my car seat too. Trust me I've already thought of all that. It's a genuine inconvenience.
post 1617862031 09-28-2020, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Merc009
Didn’t read, don’t drop the soap because I will sniff hard af.
Poor child. Bless you. Be grateful you were not exposed to such toxins. I have singed the face of more than one man from the fumes alone. Actual contact would melt the flesh right off your face like a horror film.
post 1617863281 09-28-2020, 06:56 PM
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I don’t get the problem. Men are supposed to use the men’s room, even if you’re a delusional tranny
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post 1617865611 09-28-2020, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted By ShakeBrah
I don’t get the problem. Men are supposed to use the men’s room, even if you’re a delusional tranny
I bet my dink is bigger than yours. Let us measure.
post 1617867541 09-28-2020, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot
Anyway, the misc has been telling me I've got a massive wang for years. Maybe it's time to just throw in the towel and call it quits with the whole female thing. It's been a bad habit of mine that's gone on way too long. If I keep it up I'll be 80 and still female.
Doesn't it feel good to get that off your pecs?
Now go out there and be somebody.
post 1617868751 09-28-2020, 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted By bea5twood
Doesn't it feel good to get that off your pecs?
Now go out there and be somebody.
Omg. The misc has not changed a bit since 2005.

Let's say for the sake of argument that being female wasn't a choice ...
post 1617869161 09-28-2020, 07:51 PM
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post 1617869821 09-28-2020, 07:58 PM
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Youre a guy so.....
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post 1617870691 09-28-2020, 08:06 PM
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Rear glute spread
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post 1617871121 09-28-2020, 08:10 PM
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Originally Posted By travis976
Rear glute spread
Good idea. Will do on my next photoshoot. The misc should see my progress pics. It's not looking too bad.
In fact the other day I was filling up my gas tank and some dude came up and asked if I had a boyfriend. We chatted for a little bit and then he says he was driving down the highway and then turned his car around to drive back and talk to me. So my butt stopped traffic.
post 1617871281 09-28-2020, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted By ppscalzo
Youre a guy so.....
Ah ... you got me. I should have a bumper sticker that says, "ask me about my penis."
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