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Forum ยป "Tinder is like window shopping" GTFIH with pickup lines
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Thread: "Tinder is like window shopping" GTFIH with pickup lines

post 1618074191 09-30-2020, 07:57 PM
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"Tinder is like window shopping" GTFIH with pickup lines

Someone give me a good line to snag this HBB sloot from tinder

How about...

"If you're done window shopping and ready to buy, I come with a 30-day satisfaction guarantee" Winky face or no winky face??

Pics of course, because I deliver

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post 1618074331 09-30-2020, 07:58 PM
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bump pic added
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post 1618074411 09-30-2020, 07:59 PM
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You: "You should be an archaeologist..."

Her: OmG WhY???

You: "Cuz I have a large bone that needs to be examined"
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post 1618074641 09-30-2020, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted By sloppyjoe1⏩
You: "You should be an archaeologist..."

Her: OmG WhY???

You: "Cuz I have a large bone that needs to be examined"
not bad not brad. but I think that might be too known at this point. Got anything cheeky but perfect to get drinks?
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post 1618074741 09-30-2020, 08:03 PM
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Why not a Halloween joke? Spooky season is in the air
post 1618074911 09-30-2020, 08:06 PM
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post 1618075041 09-30-2020, 08:08 PM
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"Looks like you've added me to your shopping bag. You should check out so we can go grab a drink."

I'm cringing myself. Bye
post 1618075121 09-30-2020, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted By wutevs⏩
"Looks like you've added me to your shopping bag. You should check out so we can go grab a drink."

I'm cringing myself. Bye
lol not bad. I was thinking something about the window shopping quote, but can't think of anything good.
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post 1618075431 09-30-2020, 08:13 PM
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Idfk.. how about some chit like...

"Are you going for the sexy witch look this Halloween? Because I'd let you cast a spell on me"
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post 1618075911 09-30-2020, 08:20 PM
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post 1618075991 09-30-2020, 08:21 PM
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"Nice hat. Wanna fuk?"
libs gonna lib
post 1618076711 09-30-2020, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted By PumkinPie⏩
"Nice hat. Wanna fuk?"
Son.... trying to score this chick, not have her delete me in 2 seconds. I ain't a fukin Chad or Tyrone that can get away with those lines.
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post 1618077231 09-30-2020, 08:37 PM
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post 1618077321 09-30-2020, 08:38 PM
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How about...

"If you're done window shopping and ready to buy, I come with a 30-day satisfaction guarantee" Winky face or no winky face??

Originally Posted By CopeFear⏩
Rose are red
Violets are blue
NoFap is ending
I'm cooming for you
lmfao if she was aware I'd totally do that
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post 1618077511 09-30-2020, 08:40 PM
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lol I always just opened with
Hey Darlin
And rolled from there

Repped for pics though
Sloots Gon Sloot.
post 1618077551 09-30-2020, 08:40 PM
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post 1618093701 10-01-2020, 02:34 AM
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Originally Posted By boompowsurprise⏩
your smile: Incredible
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lmao!
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post 1618093781 10-01-2020, 02:37 AM
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Offer to change her hair color silky white free of charge.
post 1618093901 10-01-2020, 02:40 AM
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U want sum fuk?
post 1618093961 10-01-2020, 02:41 AM
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post 1618094091 10-01-2020, 02:45 AM
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hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?
post 1618094591 10-01-2020, 03:02 AM
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Hit her with the "I've had a crush on you for years" line.
post 1618095541 10-01-2020, 03:49 AM
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post 1618096061 10-01-2020, 04:17 AM
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post 1618098151 10-01-2020, 05:36 AM
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bro it's been 30 posts now, are you gonna send a message or not? wtf?

EDIT it's been 9 hours since you created the thread LMFAO.. tempted to neg
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post 1618099981 10-01-2020, 06:25 AM
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Originally Posted By ShakeBrah⏩
How about...

"If you're done window shopping and ready to buy, I come with a 30-day satisfaction guarantee" Winky face or no winky face??
This is total cringe. Especially considering the winky face. Jesus.
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