You think you have life by the balls. Handsome, jacked, 405 bench, 6 figure income, homeowner, business owner, and next thing you know you accidentally schedule an exam for 11:45pm not 11:45 am, and you spend an hour waiting for the online proctor to verify your test space, likely due to the unusual timing of the exam.

You find yourself half way in urinating on your own living room floor because you aren’t allowed to leave the view of the camera recording you during the test. Then you’re another hour into the test and doing it again, because fuk it, you probably don’t have to go, but you already pissed the carpet once, might as well stay comfortable.

Don’t take yourself too seriously, never know when you’ll find yourself pissing on your own carpet like a degenerate, with your puppy staring back at you like “wtf, that’s my job”.

Brb, still spraying carpet cleaner this afternoon, luckily it was mostly water and diet Mountain Dew coming out of the ole snake hose.

lmfao

this might be one of the most pathetic things i've ever read on this forum

Now that’s an accomplishment.

But clearly, you’re unaware of Malodrax.