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post 1618295551 10-03-2020, 06:28 AM
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How do fat people wipe their butts?

I imagine they get to a point where they just can’t reach, whether they try the between the legs approach, or the around the thigh approach.

Then what?
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They sometimes have a cloth on a stick so thry can reach around... saw it on 600lb life. Groce
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post 1618296391 10-03-2020, 06:43 AM
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probably not all that well
post 1618296801 10-03-2020, 06:50 AM
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Originally Posted By ChelshireCat⏩
They sometimes have a cloth on a stick so thry can reach around... saw it on 600lb life. Groce
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They don’t wipe.
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They do what they can with the removable shower nozzle deal

They still always smell tho
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with a rag on a stick
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There are specilist fat shops in the USA that sell products to assist obese burgers. Like the sloot abvoe said theres sticks with cloth attached.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07G34SP...rleaksang23-21


More here;

https://getdebestpro.com/best-wiping...bese-and-aged/
post 1618300141 10-03-2020, 07:56 AM
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There was a ****ing hilarious reddit thread a few years ago where this question was asked and fatties came and answered it. It’s not pretty. Waffle stomping the shower drain, using the jets at the public spa, etc.

There are also products made for it.
Literally a rag on a stick,


Imagine, instead of eating 2 cheeseburgers instead of five, you just hop over to the store to buy a rag on a stick so you can wipe your ass.
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How fat do you have to be for this to be an issue? I know manlets have a special stick they use if their arms are too short.
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How does anyone wipe their ass?

I’m not fat at all, but I’m hairy. I sometimes literally sit there wiping for 20 mins or longer (srs) and there is STILL brown on the toilet paper. I’ll be wiping until the brown turns red. My angus will bleed before it’s clean. Yes, I’ve tried shaving my inner cheeks to prevent dingleberries, but all it does is remove add friction to my wiping, which prevents a smooth wipe.

Everyone should have a bidet at home.
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They don't shhit on the toilet, they shhit in the shower and push it down the drain.
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