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post 1618495621 10-05-2020, 01:07 PM
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Anyone want to hop on the Grape Diet with me?

I'm starting a cut this week and am tired of the same old PSMF routine,
so I looked into some alternatives.

The Grape Diet seems to be the most promising, since it doesn't require limiting your food intake.

The theory is pretty simple: If you vigorously chew a seedless grape for 60 - 90 seconds, you'll actually burn more calories than are in the grape, resulting in a net loss of calories.

I'm probably going to start with 200 grapes a day and see how it goes.
post 1618495891 10-05-2020, 01:10 PM
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post 1618496071 10-05-2020, 01:12 PM
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didnt you convert to islam?
post 1618496091 10-05-2020, 01:13 PM
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Couldn't you just like, chew gum to burn calories?
post 1618496151 10-05-2020, 01:13 PM
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lmao just eat 10% less than usual and dont slip up. thats all you need to do.
post 1618496161 10-05-2020, 01:13 PM
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why settle for LISS grape chewing when you can chew an entire pound in 10 second bursts for maximum HIIT gains
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nah, i think i'm going to do weekday keto weekend cheats with noseyjosie instead

We're also going to quit drinking except when we drink.

we will give lots of updates

good luck with your grape diet too!
post 1618496491 10-05-2020, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
nah, i think i'm going to do weekday keto weekend cheats with noseyjosie instead

We're also going to quit drinking except when we drink.

we will give lots of updates

good luck with your grape diet too!
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post 1618496721 10-05-2020, 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted By JerryAtrix⏩
Couldn't you just like, chew gum to burn calories?
You need to rest in between sets.

Dumbass.
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Constant chewing burns about 10 calories/hour. 1 Grape is about 2 calories.

Have fun chewing for 40 hours to burn the calories from your "200 grape" starting point.
post 1618497111 10-05-2020, 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted By bsmit107⏩
Constant chewing burns about 10 calories/hour. 1 Grape is about 2 calories.

Have fun chewing for 40 hours to burn the calories from your "200 grape" starting point.
If you're not willing to put in the work you won't make any gains.

Stop being so negative.
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Or just save yourself the time of chewing a fuking grape for a minute and eat any of these
Berries
Air popped Popcorn (unbuttered, and if you aren't drinking a ton of water unsalted as well)
Carrots
Celery
These all use more calories to digest than you take in while eating them.
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post 1618497301 10-05-2020, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Holyfenix⏩
Or just save yourself the time of chewing a fuking grape for a minute and eat any of these
Berries
Air popped Popcorn (unbuttered, and if you aren't drinking a ton of water unsalted as well)
Carrots
Celery
These all use more calories to digest than you take in while eating them.
^^ This fukn clown thinks there's a Celery Diet.
post 1618499001 10-05-2020, 01:45 PM
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If you skin every grape with your teeth you actually remove 90% of the calories but retain 90% of the nutritional content srs. Don't tell anyone
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chew beef jerky for the entire day, it's a combination of this and the carnivore diet
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
What if you ferment your grapes and swill for 60 seconds

Wood that work?
We already know that you will just freeze your grapes and then insert them into your anus...




















...because they'd fall right out of that gaping pussy of yours.
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Why eat 2 cheeseburgers instead of 7 when you could just eat 200 grapes everyday.
It'll also be fun on your b-hole as grapes are a diuretic.
Lastly, a cup of grapes has approx. 23g of sugar. A cup fits approx. 25 grapes. So thats 184 grams of sugar. May want to get your insulin on standby if this is gonna be a daily thing.
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Originally Posted By ritualdecay⏩
Why eat 2 cheeseburgers instead of 7 when you could just eat 200 grapes everyday.
That's the exact argument I'm making.

Finally, someone gets it.
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Originally Posted By ritualdecay⏩
Why eat 2 cheeseburgers instead of 7 when you could just eat 200 grapes everyday.
It'll also be fun on your b-hole as grapes are a diuretic.
Lastly, a cup of grapes has approx. 23g of sugar. A cup fits approx. 25 grapes. So thats 184 grams of sugar. May want to get your insulin on standby if this is gonna be a daily thing.
How long must I vigorously chew a cheeseburger for to burn more calories chewing than are in the cheeseburger?
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Legit loling in the subway, thanks OP.

But I'm not sure I could chew a grape that long.

Please advise.
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Afaik celery is another thing you could add for the same effect. Digesting it burns more calories than what is it in or some chit like that.
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Instructions unclear, tried with Grape Nuts and now have lockjaw.
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Originally Posted By jeshelton⏩
Instructions unclear, tried with Grape Nuts and now have lockjaw.
i think I see your Grape nuts bro
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lmao anyone remember this guy??


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