We dated for 6-7 months but i have never loved anything as much as her. I loved this girl more than my parents, more than anytihng in the world, i jsut wanted to kiss her and be with her contantly and make love to her

She is turning 26 and i bought a burner phone to send her a text so she does not know its' me

here's the pic




I deliberately go to bed at 2am each night and fap heaps because it destroys my memories/cognitive abilities and i can't remmeber her

but as soon as i get decent sleep + eat well the memories come back and i miss her so much jsut like missing an old friend


anyway the sloot broke my heart so i'm thinking of messaging her something satire e.g.


' ____ Happy Birthday! Long time no speak! Wow you are 26 now .. so much older nearly 30! Still beautiful of course! your husband or boyfriend is a very lucky man!! all the best ! have a good one!"

thoughts??


will send what misc decides and post screen shots (srs) (in on 10 page thread)

Thought you were over her

Thought you were over her

Nothing. Don't text your ex.

Thought you were over her

lmao has to be troll. girls hate getting old, especially 30 lmao.

u should say happy 29th birthday! then send a dik pic

Happy birthday! I still miss you and make multiple threads on a bodybuilding site about you every single day since we broke up. I will wait for you forever. I know we were meant to be together one day. I’ll always be here for you. Love ******* kunt

She has been with so many, she will have no idea unless you were supposed to be the one. She will be in awe at your displays of affection and the determination

Bruh you overdid it this time with the trolling it’s too obvious now

i thought i was too but ysterday i had flashbacks and started remembering her voice and face and stuff and all her little degen freinds and remmebered hw happy i was when i was with her and felt sad man

Not trolling dno how to prove it i want to talk to her man i miss her memories come back strong

Jesus Christ.

You know standard techniques exist to solve problems like this?

She's not different from other girls, maybe slightly more talented. It does not add up, even for what you want, to think of women like this.

Find some sleeping medication and focus on your own life and future. Even for the sake her, this strategy optimizes your efforts.

If you must send something appropriate for professional purposes, like you're running for office or something, do this.

Lol at wishing an ex happy birthday

Ask her to measure the cross sectional diameter of her next ten bowel movements and send you the average and standard deviation.

send her "you smelled nice today"

then "hope you have a nice birthday, please forgive me my gift will be arriving a bit late"



dont give her any other context or say you you are, this part is very important.