Joking aside, if you learn the guitar and get a dog (non-pit), isn't it super easy to get girls?

Both are things guys love too. Your (non-pit) doggo will always love you and be loyal to you forever. Even if you don't get a girl, you get unconditional love, which is something everyone is always chasing after. Even Hitler's dog loved him.

Guitar is something fun to practice. Even if you don't get girls, at least you get off the computer, and learn a fun skill. You can join a band, know new people. Eventually, you'll know enough people to get gfs. That's better than getting low tier girls from bars or from work. Better than spending an eternity alone at the gym, and ending up as a gymcel.

Its bulletproof, even if you don't get girls at the end of it, you get something very meaningful, but chances are extremely high you'll get a girl. Its an un-losable strategy, 10D chess move, whatever move you make ensures you're winning.

That said, please don't get a dog to get girls. Get a dog to get a dog. To you, its just a dog. To the dog, you're his entire world. (non-pit) Dogs are god's gift of love to humankind.

i just want a girl
who accepts me
for who i am

and drains my balls twice a week

an alpha male german shepherd will get you laid at least a couple times.

So have you actually tried this?

lol at buying or learning something for sloots

simps gonna simp

Guitar was after I got engaged, and dog was after a few years of being married, so 0 chance to test. I got girls via school and church anyway, so they were all decent girls.

Just an observation of people around me. Once you're past schooling age, and don't go to church, its hard to know people, and out of the those people, the most successful ones were those with guitars and cute dogs (non-pit/staffy)

Meeting girls is all about location. If your living in a desert of poon you will be eating sand

Chicks are dumb with how much they love dogs. Brutal

By the way if you’re living in an ocean of poon you’ll wake up with stinky fingers

wtf is this advice. terrible lol

cant tell if you want us to get a dog or learn guitar

dogs are convo openers nothing more

guitars do nothing for start of dating. i played guitar my whole life. girls do love it. but none of them fked me cause i play it. now 2-3rd date you bring that out and sing to them. they practically die. not many guys can sing/play guitar. and theyll always remember that moment

You literally just wrote the solution.