ITT the Most Alpha Male in History

10-12-2020, 11:54 AM

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Misc420Doctor
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Misc420Doctor
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ITT the Most Alpha Male in History

Gets the baddest bitches (literal goddesses as a mortal)

Adonis grew into an astonishingly handsome young man, causing Aphrodite and Persephone to feud over him, with Zeus eventually decreeing that Adonis would spend one third of the year in the Underworld with Persephone, one third of the year with Aphrodite, and the final third of the year with whomever he chose. Adonis chose to spend his final third of the year with Aphrodite.

Literally cucks the god of war himself causing him to be so mad he sends a wild boar to kill him.

One day, Adonis was gored by a wild boar during a hunting trip and died in Aphrodite's arms as she wept.

Never had to kill anybody to become legend.

Name literally translates to "lord."

Give me an example of anybody more alpha than Adonis.

Cash Rules Everything Around Me

10-12-2020, 11:55 AM

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ClivesTriceps
Indian troll farm bot

ClivesTriceps
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Join Date: Nov 2019

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Did you really just decide to call someone that isn't Chuck Norris the most alpha male?

Wort ew in th wold.

10-12-2020, 11:56 AM

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Glutebrahhh
Glutes of Peace

Glutebrahhh
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Curly headed ****

Tiny penor

beta/10

10-12-2020, 11:57 AM

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HYDRAE
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does he even lift?

“The Misc. is a stone-faced Uncle Sam with Popeye’s forearms and a cocked pistol in each hand. It’s a screeching bald eagle with a foreign Bad Thing in its talons. It’s everything that defines America’s bro culture, magnified and weaponized. But it’s deeper than that.“