Why are groupies even a thing lol


Putting their dicks in burritos

Tommy Lee and singer, Vince Neil, were notorious cheaters, and in an attempt to hide their deeds, they used to rub egg burritos on their dicks.

“We were always ****ing other chicks at the studio and backstage,” Neil told Hustler. “We would take Tommy’s van to a restaurant called Noggles to buy these egg burritos and then rub them on our crotches to cover the smell of the girls we had just ****ed… we never thought about going into the restroom and just washing our dicks.”

The Spaghetti Incident

Tommy and Nikki once had a bet while on tour to see who could go the longest without showering or washing and still hook up with groupies. It all ended when a girl vomited pasta on Nikki while going down on him because the smell was so bad.

Some say this was the inspiration behind the title of Guns N’ Roses‘ 1993 album, The Spaghetti Incident?, but that hasn’t been confirmed anywhere, so who knows?

One groupie, one bottle

During one tour, a groupie approached the Mötley bus wanting to party and whatnot. The band was about to go on stage, but one of them put a bottle on the ground and said something along the lines of, if you’re still sitting on this bottle when we get back, you can come and party with us.

Long after the show had finished, they returned to the bus and, yeah, she was still there.

Bad reception

Oh boy. So one story in The Dirt centres around a willing groupie who had the receiver of a phone put into her, ahem, flower, by the band, and then had a conversation with her mother in that very position.

The band members did this for their own twisted amusement, but at this point in their lives, they admitted that they weren’t even amused. As AV Club points out, “they lost respect for the woman and for themselves” and, mostly, were just really depressed.

I’ve watched the Dirt on Netflix five or sixx times, will watch again

Great film (srs), watched with girlfriend (not impressed)