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post 1619476671 10-15-2020, 06:28 PM
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One confusing thing about blow jobs

The name itself.

Why is it “blowing” when clearly the blower is actually sucking.

I think they need to be renamed “suck jobs” I just thought about it and the nonsense of the name is bothering me.
post 1619476971 10-15-2020, 06:30 PM
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post 1619477241 10-15-2020, 06:33 PM
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I just wanted to mention that my first BJ was as good as the teen american movies made me believe lmao. Thread should be a story about the first BJ we got
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post 1619477391 10-15-2020, 06:35 PM
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First bj I got was when I was 14 by this little whore who wouldn’t leave me alone, she flat out said she was going to rape me so I said fk it. True story.
post 1619477501 10-15-2020, 06:37 PM
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Suck job sounds bad
post 1619477701 10-15-2020, 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted By BrosefMengele⏩
Suck job sounds bad
“Dude I just got the best suck job of my life”
post 1619477711 10-15-2020, 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
I just wanted to mention that my first BJ was as good as the teen american movies made me believe lmao. Thread should be a story about the first BJ we got
How long did it take for the guy to come?
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post 1619477781 10-15-2020, 06:40 PM
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You blow your load
post 1619477951 10-15-2020, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted By TheScapeGOAT⏩
“Dude I just got the best suck job of my life”
"How about we go over there and give each other suck jobs"
post 1619478761 10-15-2020, 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Xgamer791⏩
First bj I got was when I was 14 by this little whore who wouldn’t leave me alone, she flat out said she was going to rape me so I said fk it. True story.
Nice bro but can you go into more detail? Was she older than you and rating /10? That would be amazing at 14, at that age I was playing Diablo 2 while you were getting suck jobs. Fml
post 1619478971 10-15-2020, 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted By OnlyHope⏩
Nice bro but can you go into more detail? Was she older than you and rating /10? That would be amazing at 14, at that age I was playing Diablo 2 while you were getting suck jobs. Fml
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post 1619479081 10-15-2020, 06:54 PM
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post 1619479451 10-15-2020, 06:58 PM
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cant agree
more, it should
be penis milking
or testis milk extraction TME
iam confused and tired of this chit
post 1619479511 10-15-2020, 06:58 PM
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post 1619479631 10-15-2020, 07:00 PM
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before 2012 people use to blow into the penis
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post 1619480421 10-15-2020, 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
I just wanted to mention that my first BJ was as good as the teen american movies made me believe lmao. Thread should be a story about the first BJ we got
Yes your mom was quite good.
post 1619489161 10-15-2020, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Kiop⏩
cant agree
more, it should
be penis milking
or testis milk extraction TME
iam confused and tired of this chit
Penis milking made me lol
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because it's not about sucking or blowing
it's about blowing your load
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Originally Posted By OnlyHope⏩
Nice bro but can you go into more detail? Was she older than you and rating /10? That would be amazing at 14, at that age I was playing Diablo 2 while you were getting suck jobs. Fml
It’s weird to talk about it now because I’m 32 now but I’m pretty sure she was older like 16 or 17. When I look back on it I’m completely cool how it went down. She was a solid 7.5/10.
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Originally Posted By BigTimeOperator⏩
You blow your load
Ohhhhh

I legitimately never made this connection lol
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Sounds like they've been doing it wrong
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Blowjobs >>>>> Sex

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Originally Posted By Ravishing_Rick⏩
before 2012 people use to blow into the penis
Just spit my coffee out

First BJ I was actually 12 years old. I was about to go into 7th grade and I was talking to this girl who was entering 8th grade. We had been talking over AIM for like years going back and forth in this like secret pen pal relationship. I guess her friend lost her virginity to some dude who was a freshman in high school, and she wouldn't stop bragging about it, so now she wanted to lose hers as well, and thought I was the perfect candidate. Asked if I could take her to the street fair that my town has every year so I did. Had to ask my parents for $50 so I could buy wristbands for the rides, tickets for games, and then some food. We were in a group with her friends and eventually we went back to her house because her parents weren't home. She brought out beers for everyone and me being like a child at this point only took one. It was a Sams Adam Cherry Wheat. We hung out for a bit and then her friends left. She took me upstairs to her bedroom and then she kind of took control. She licked my dink legit like it was a lollipop and looking back it was the worst BJ I've ever had. Then she got naked, and then we started doing the dirty. Easily one of the most uncomfortable experiences of my life because we had to keep stopping because she said it hurt. Eventually somewhat reached a point where we finished and I had blown my load inside her. We kind of kept doing it for the rest of the year until he graduated 8th grade and went to high school. In that year she was probably hooking up with seniors so whatever and then when I got to high school, I was interested in other people and blew her off.

Looking back I pretty much had gotten pressured into sleeping with this girl when I did not want to. We kept it under wraps until one of her friends put two and two together and then word got out, but thankfully never spread too far.
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Originally Posted By Xgamer791⏩
First bj I got was when I was 14 by this little whore who wouldn’t leave me alone, she flat out said she was going to rape me so I said fk it. True story.
Originally Posted By OnlyHope⏩
Nice bro but can you go into more detail? Was she older than you and rating /10? That would be amazing at 14, at that age I was playing Diablo 2 while you were getting suck jobs. Fml
that would be insane.. couldnt imagine that happening to me at that age. Especially it going down that way.

was also playing diablo 2 at that time lmao
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My first blowjob I got I was 15 years old and in the back of my brothers car. He picked up his girlfriend and her friend and told me to sit in the back. His girlfriend started giving him a handjob and he told her friend to take care of me. She was 24 years old and said ok and blew me in the back and my brother was pissed that all he got was a handy while his baby brother was getting a blowjob
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Originally Posted By Bigdumogre⏩
My first blowjob I got I was 15 years old and in the back of my brothers car. He picked up his girlfriend and her friend and told me to sit in the back. His girlfriend started giving him a handjob and he told her friend to take care of me. She was 24 years old and said ok and blew me in the back and my brother was pissed that all he got was a handy while his baby brother was getting a blowjob
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Originally Posted By Bigdumogre⏩
My first blowjob I got I was 15 years old and in the back of my brothers car. He picked up his girlfriend and her friend and told me to sit in the back. His girlfriend started giving him a handjob and he told her friend to take care of me. She was 24 years old and said ok and blew me in the back and my brother was pissed that all he got was a handy while his baby brother was getting a blowjob
Bro, that's rape. I'm sure that screwed you up mentally and emotionally. Scarred for life. Just like the hbb teachers doin that to young boys.



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Despite the thread title, people are still saying blow job instead of suck job.

Wtf?!
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Bro, that's rape. I'm sure that screwed you up mentally and emotionally. Scarred for life. Just like the hbb teachers doin that to young boys.



Edit: jelly as fuk
Fkn lol no but it skyrocketed my confidence. I bragged about that chit for a year
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