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post 1620405731 10-25-2020, 02:06 PM
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How would you kill michael myers?

Based off of the movies, I don't think you can kill him, just make it as inconvenient as possible for him to keep going. They've been able to temporarily incapacitate him, so do that then cut his body up into a million tiny shreds (like a wood chipper). Then distribute small piles of the gore throughout the ocean. For him to come back and start killing, somehow all those molecules would have to combine which won't happen
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post 1620405801 10-25-2020, 02:08 PM
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post 1620405911 10-25-2020, 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted By ElixanderVild1⏩
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Strict press: 205x5
Deadlift: 405x13 (conv tap'n'go with straps)
post 1620406001 10-25-2020, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted By SaviorSelfJT⏩
Based off of the movies, I don't think you can kill him, just make it as inconvenient as possible for him to keep going. They've been able to temporarily incapacitate him, so do that then cut his body up into a million tiny shreds (like a wood chipper). Then distribute small piles of the gore throughout the ocean. For him to come back and start killing, somehow all those molecules would have to combine which won't happen
Man haven't you seen the movies?? He gonna come back!
I'm gonna make it
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post 1620406051 10-25-2020, 02:10 PM
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I reckon I could take him with my bare hands if he's Wayne Campbell but if he's Shrek I might need a pitchfork
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post 1620406431 10-25-2020, 02:14 PM
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Write it into the script.



Also, if you want to use a wood chipper you have to freeze the body first. Other wise the mush will just cease the gears.
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post 1620406441 10-25-2020, 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted By grandmoloch⏩
Man haven't you seen the movies?? He gonna come back!
Yeah at the start of the next movie it would show the last scene of him going into the woodchipper, but in more detail. He actually grabbed onto the chipper blades with his bare hands and stopped the machine, slid out, and put someone else in. Then we actually dispersed someone else's body around the ocean

Fuk
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Strict press: 205x5
Deadlift: 405x13 (conv tap'n'go with straps)
post 1620406871 10-25-2020, 02:19 PM
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The fat ass who made a documentary about columbine and guns?

I’d starve him.
post 1620406991 10-25-2020, 02:20 PM
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Dematerialize him with a tactical nuke
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post 1620407011 10-25-2020, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted By SaviorSelfJT⏩
Yeah at the start of the next movie it would show the last scene of him going into the woodchipper, but in more detail. He actually grabbed onto the chipper blades with his bare hands and stopped the machine, slid out, and put someone else in. Then we actually dispersed someone else's body around the ocean

Fuk
Exactly lmao
I'm gonna make it
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post 1620407141 10-25-2020, 02:22 PM
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high powered rifle incendiary rounds to incapacitate him then lock him up in a large drum of acid and bury it in cement.
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post 1620407711 10-25-2020, 02:28 PM
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His entire motive is to finish killing his dumb ass sister isn't it?

LET HER DIE. Then he can FINALLY RELAX.
post 1620407811 10-25-2020, 02:29 PM
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I would grab my AR-15
post 1620407821 10-25-2020, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted By 3basic5me⏩
The fat ass who made a documentary about columbine and guns?

I’d starve him.
U wot
Originally Posted By Hartley110⏩
His entire motive is to finish killing his dumb ass sister isn't it?

LET HER DIE. Then he can FINALLY RELAX.
The wiki says he killed over 180 people. So they scarified 180 people so they can save the sister?
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post 1620408101 10-25-2020, 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted By SaviorSelfJT⏩
U wot



The wiki says he killed over 180 people. So they scarified 180 people so they can save the sister?
Everyone that dies is just caught in the crossfire of him killing her, lol. She's indirectly killed a lot of people. She should sacrifice herself.
post 1620408171 10-25-2020, 02:32 PM
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post 1620408501 10-25-2020, 02:36 PM
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Legend has it that if you say his name backward it casts him into an eternal abyss so I'd start there, otherwise just tie a block to him with a chain and throw him in the ocean. Might not die but ill have time to get away
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post 1620408651 10-25-2020, 02:38 PM
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Photoshop a tweet of him saying blm is racist and watch him get cancelled by everyone
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Put a treadmill under him so he’s just walking in place
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post 1620410961 10-25-2020, 03:09 PM
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Michael Myers is dead!
post 1620411171 10-25-2020, 03:11 PM
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Have him chase me around crowded areas until he catches covid19.
post 1620411521 10-25-2020, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Jasonw1178⏩
Have him chase me around crowded areas until he catches covid19.
is mike myers high-risk?
post 1620411811 10-25-2020, 03:19 PM
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RPG, outside of that no idea
post 1620412291 10-25-2020, 03:26 PM
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You can't kill him, it's impossible
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post 1620412441 10-25-2020, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted By superman704⏩
You can't kill him, it's impossible
Another idea: we bring steven seagal in as a protagonist for a future remake
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post 1620413391 10-25-2020, 03:39 PM
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Why would I want to kill him? More likely to help him.

He’s just taking out the trash. Good for him
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post 1620413601 10-25-2020, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted By IPoopStandingUp⏩
is mike myers high-risk?
Doesn’t matter. He has mask
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Hmmm another possible way to debilitate him would be to make a Terminator who's mission is to endlessly battle (if he cannot kill) with MM.
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