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11-02-2020, 09:19 AM
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Wtf??!! This can't be serious. Simps gonna simp ( keanu reeves)
https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainm...THb?li=BBnb7Kz
Man I dont even..

LMFAO!! She's on her phone texting Chad while he's holding the bags he bought for her. LMFAO!! Ded fkking serious everytime!
Man I dont even..
LMFAO!! She's on her phone texting Chad while he's holding the bags he bought for her. LMFAO!! Ded fkking serious everytime!
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11-02-2020, 09:20 AM
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Why is this simping, he's dating her right?
I'm confused brah srs.
I'm confused brah srs.
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He has a thing for grannies I guess.
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11-02-2020, 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted By BRANDERSS⏩
If he's happy and the relationship is good that's all that matter, also just fukken lol at anyone caring about a celeb's life.I assume he thinks Keanu can do better than a woman 9 years younger (which he could) but in reality Keanu doesn't care what a someone on a gay bodybuilding forum thinks.
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11-02-2020, 09:25 AM
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She's younger than him. Lol.
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This might come as a shock, OP, but there are a few people out there who genuinely do not care about their partner's appearance.
I, unfortunately, am not one of those.
I, unfortunately, am not one of those.
11-02-2020, 09:25 AM
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ITT: OP fails to comprehend a normal/healthy human connection.
11-02-2020, 09:26 AM
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Not surprised he isn’t interested in women who looks/glow max and instead wants someone with a deeper personality. That said...mind = blown that she’s only 47. Good for him though, he seems like a great guy who deserves to be happy.
11-02-2020, 09:34 AM
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it's keanu reeves.. he likely smashed all the 10s he wanted for a few years after Point Break. now he'd prefer to spend time with people he actually likes. having said that, it's still ridiculous that this women is 9 years younger than him.
11-02-2020, 09:36 AM
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such a cukk. you wonder why the average male cant get laid. Celebrities are whiteKnighting post-prime roasties
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11-02-2020, 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn⏩
If this is the absolute best keanu fkking reeves can do....what hope is there for a balding manlet working retail or trade???!! LMFAOsuch a cukk. you wonder why the average male cant get laid. Celebrities are whiteKnighting post-prime roasties
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Keanu is 56 years old. Damn time flies by fast. Hard to believe he was 35 in The Matrix.
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lol at all the copers itt, Keanu Reeves biggest cuck in real life relationship, but that doesnt tarnish his acting side.
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Wtf!!? My mind is nuked!!
With his good guy cred, looks, money, status etc...he could literally bang anyone. Jesus...I don't know whether to feel good for him or bad.
What a fkking waste. Right?
With his good guy cred, looks, money, status etc...he could literally bang anyone. Jesus...I don't know whether to feel good for him or bad.
What a fkking waste. Right?
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No idea why he would want to date his grandma instead of multiple young hotties. The photographer definitely caught the best simp shot
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Originally Posted By tt3000gt⏩
Yeah he's different cuz he rather fukk grandmas than girls with prime glow.Keanu isn’t like everyone else. He’s a different animal altogether.
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11-02-2020, 09:49 AM
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If hair dye and makeup weren't invented thats what a broad in her mid 40s- 50s would look like.
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The misc hates to see someone happy and not giving a phuck about what others think of them. Some of you on here make 2 dozen threads daily about being lonely, depressed, sad and single. But when someone is content with their life you *******s are the first to hate and try to bring everyone else down to your level of cuckness. You phucking betas need to realize that contantly hating on others isn't 'Alpha' and all it does is show the world your insecurities
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Keanu is a really wholesome guy. Negging OP for being a ****
He's happy, let him be. Dude is a genuine person and happy with her, who are you to criticize his choice in a partner? She's no 21 year old bombshell, but she doesn't sound like a bad person at all.
He's happy, let him be. Dude is a genuine person and happy with her, who are you to criticize his choice in a partner? She's no 21 year old bombshell, but she doesn't sound like a bad person at all.
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Whatever you think of him, he's 100% better than you.
11-02-2020, 09:58 AM
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Being a simp =/= dating someone who (to most) look worse than you.
Full retard OP.
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Jesus, I still carry the bags.
LOL at calling someone a simp for chivalry.
That's some simp sh!t right there.
LOL at calling someone a simp for chivalry.
That's some simp sh!t right there.
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11-02-2020, 10:11 AM
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just lmao at calling him a simp for carrying her bags
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Originally Posted By hamburgerbread⏩
I guess shes texting with the keys to her car cause thats what shes holding in her hands.https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainm...THb?li=BBnb7Kz
Man I dont even..

LMFAO!! She's on her phone texting Chad while he's holding the bags he bought for her. LMFAO!! Ded fkking serious everytime!
Man I dont even..
LMFAO!! She's on her phone texting Chad while he's holding the bags he bought for her. LMFAO!! Ded fkking serious everytime!
11-02-2020, 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted By Fred87nc⏩
his acting is trash lmaolol at all the copers itt, Keanu Reeves biggest cuck in real life relationship, but that doesnt tarnish his acting side.
people like him because of his real life personality
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