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post 1621478701 11-04-2020, 04:13 PM
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Is "did not read" the ULTIMATE reply? (srs) (discuss)

I am starting to come round to the idea that there is no greater way to put down your fellow miscer and assert your dominance over their feeble intellect than to clearly state that you "did not read" their long winded and poorly constructed "thread" (if it even deserves to be recognised as such). Just imagine, you're sitting on your gamer chair, browsing the MISC, chugging down your CELL-TECH (THE ULTIMATE HARDGAINER CREATINE FORMULA) as the analbolic window quickly closes. You come across a thread title that piques your interest, only to find upon entering, to both your horror and dismay, a simply monolithic wall of text. A vulgar display of masculine arrogance so sickening that it is your right, nay your duty, to knock the original poster down a peg. Just who does he think he is? How high an opinion must he have of himself to act with such audacity as to not even bother to add a single cliff note? Would a second paragraph have been such a trial? No, clearly our hypothetical OP holds his fellow man in such contempt that he would have him risk occular migraine as he leans closer and closer to the screen, a solitary bead of sweat dribbling down his furled brow as he struggles to make his way through the inane ramblings of OPs twisted mind. As if anyone would go to such lengths. Well, gentlemen, I say nay. No more! No more must we struggle under those who hold themselves in such esteem. Three short words stand between us and an enablement, nay an ennoblement of one of our basest drives - the drive to enact power over your fellow man. The drive to battle and war your way up the dominance hierarchy, for that's all there is at the end of the day. That's all we are. Base creatures masquerading as if we were above our programming, as if our few short decades of ego worship could ever hope to conquer the aeons of epigenetic development! Speak your truth. Today I say, I did not read!
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post 1621478761 11-04-2020, 04:13 PM
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Guess what I did not do, OP?
post 1621483091 11-04-2020, 04:48 PM
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did not read (srs)
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post 1621483221 11-04-2020, 04:48 PM
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I certainly like using a good DNR gif every now and then, but I don't know that I'd call it the "ultimate" reply.

Actually read the post too OP, pretty lulzy. On spread with you as usual brah.
post 1621483451 11-04-2020, 04:51 PM
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Nah bro I’m sweet.
post 1621483831 11-04-2020, 04:54 PM
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still beat tho

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post 1621483921 11-04-2020, 04:55 PM
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Odd thread. Cheers.
post 1621484301 11-04-2020, 04:57 PM
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DId not read is only trumped by "lol" or "k" when replying to a salty sloot.
post 1621484561 11-04-2020, 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted By EmmaW4tson⏩
DId not read is only trumped by "lol" or "k" when replying to a salty sloot.
No just not replying is better
post 1621485471 11-04-2020, 05:05 PM
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I guess dawg
post 1621487851 11-04-2020, 05:23 PM
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Tl;dr
post 1621490251 11-04-2020, 05:41 PM
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post 1621491441 11-04-2020, 05:52 PM
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Read every word
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post 1621495791 11-04-2020, 06:25 PM
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post 1621553751 11-05-2020, 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
Read every word
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