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post 1622054611 11-09-2020, 08:00 AM
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ITT: You write my Tinder bio

I'll pick the most clever one.
BrosefMengele is my #1 fan.
post 1622054861 11-09-2020, 08:03 AM
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"Will suck dink for pennies."
Not in the AM
post 1622054901 11-09-2020, 08:04 AM
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Tinder? Aren't you married?
No man is your friend
No man is your enemy
Every man is your teacher

Black Crew
Lol @ Tradies Srs
AP4 crew
post 1622055041 11-09-2020, 08:05 AM
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$20 is $20
post 1622055071 11-09-2020, 08:05 AM
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Live
Laugh
Love
Ack...Ack
post 1622055191 11-09-2020, 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted By badbl00d⏩
Tinder? Aren't you married?
Lol no.
BrosefMengele is my #1 fan.
post 1622055251 11-09-2020, 08:07 AM
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I don't have an oven because my ass is fire
No single dads
If you fall in love you lose
Dave Grohl <3
post 1622055331 11-09-2020, 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted By BritishTwit⏩
If your height starts with 5 swipe left tehe
Gimme dem little people.
They can be my jetpack when we cuddle.
BrosefMengele is my #1 fan.
post 1622055421 11-09-2020, 08:08 AM
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help. I’m trapped in this house being raped and beaten every night. contact the police as soon as possible
HTC is too skinny for me. Fat Girls only crew. serious
Chubby Chaser and Fat Girls Only crew Founder
post 1622055501 11-09-2020, 08:09 AM
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BBC only
"If not me, then who? If not now, then when?"

On the road to CEO 50k/month

1989-2011 Forever mirin'

*HTC crew* *Married crew*
post 1622055511 11-09-2020, 08:09 AM
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Worn out kitchen appliance seeks a new home.
post 1622055671 11-09-2020, 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn⏩
help. I’m trapped in this house being raped and beaten every night. contact the police as soon as possible
lol
(ʘᴗʘ✿)
post 1622055751 11-09-2020, 08:11 AM
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Searching for love on Tinder is like looking for your future wife in a whorehouse
Posts are for fun, not to be taken seriously or as truth.

Angie Varona Appreciation Club Founder
post 1622055821 11-09-2020, 08:12 AM
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FL > PA
post 1622055931 11-09-2020, 08:13 AM
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Getting with me is like stepping in discarded bubblegum, scraping it off your shoe and chewing it out of sheer morbid curiosity. It don't taste good, you'll be disgusted with yourself, but at least you didn't have to pay for it....
***Irish Misc Crew***
post 1622055951 11-09-2020, 08:13 AM
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My love language is physical touch
We’re all gonna make it.
post 1622055981 11-09-2020, 08:13 AM
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“No hookups”
post 1622056251 11-09-2020, 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay⏩
Worn out kitchen appliance seeks a new home.
This one's my favorite so far.
BrosefMengele is my #1 fan.
post 1622056361 11-09-2020, 08:15 AM
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This is going to get at least 6 pages: You're all scum.
post 1622056651 11-09-2020, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
Lol no.
But do you not have a child with your partner?

You do you, but it sounds a lot like you're making some decisions that you're going to have to reconcile in the future because they may lead you to some places you didn't think you'd end up.
post 1622056691 11-09-2020, 08:18 AM
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"If you like scat, I'm the girl for you. I'll make your dick look like a chocolate finger. I eat food whole like a dick. If you're into old whores, my pussy is saggy as your grandma. Plz hit up, I'm lonely."
post 1622056761 11-09-2020, 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted By eatmycrackers⏩
Searching for love on Tinder is like looking for your future wife in a whorehouse
Well I'm in luck because I'm the whore
BrosefMengele is my #1 fan.
post 1622056971 11-09-2020, 08:20 AM
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Originally Posted By TypeNirvash⏩
But do you not have a child with your partner?

You do you, but it sounds a lot like you're making some decisions that you're going to have to reconcile in the future because they may lead you to some places you didn't think you'd end up.
Long story short: Addiction to video games
I was already paying all the bills, doing all the housework, doing all of the errands and cooking all the food.

Tried couples counseling and he just refused to leave the video games behind.
BrosefMengele is my #1 fan.
post 1622057101 11-09-2020, 08:21 AM
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Wait this bish has a child and pulling this chit? This world is fukked.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the American people. Thank you.
post 1622057161 11-09-2020, 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted By ZyraThornrise⏩
Long story short: Addiction to video games
I was already paying all the bills, doing all the housework, doing all of the errands and cooking all the food.

Tried couples counseling and he just refused to leave the video games behind.
Rough stuff, good luck in your search. Tinder probably isn't the right spot though.

Life's weird, it'll probably get a whole lot weirder.
post 1622057311 11-09-2020, 08:23 AM
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"No gag reflex; and can donate to a sperm bank by spitting"
post 1622057631 11-09-2020, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted By TypeNirvash⏩
Rough stuff, good luck in your search. Tinder probably isn't the right spot though.

Life's weird, it'll probably get a whole lot weirder.
Tinder is more for fun, tbh.
Let's see how people react to an asexual chick who does sex work.
BrosefMengele is my #1 fan.
post 1622058331 11-09-2020, 08:34 AM
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“All sex will be recorded for quality assurance purposes.”

(Now you also have OnlyFans content)
post 1622058681 11-09-2020, 08:37 AM
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Originally Posted By eatmycrackers⏩
Searching for love on Tinder is like looking for your future wife in a whorehouse
Damn that’s good. Gonna use that on mine
Beethoven's 9th

Member since 2010 crew
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Black Knight Crew
post 1622058751 11-09-2020, 08:37 AM
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I don't know how to look at my actual profile.
BrosefMengele is my #1 fan.
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