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11-14-2020, 11:48 AM
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anybody else cringe when they see a car with "salt life" bumper sticker?
You ever see this before?

I can't be the only one, been seeing them more commonly now and they're usually on mommy vans and terrible drivers. Hell even my grandma has one on the back of her wheelchair and she's in ****ing kansas
Not to mention the closest beach is like 2000 miles away, these trend hoes think they're living the beach life and are professional surfers or something, just so much cringe.
Real beach life bros don't need to have an eyesore of a bumper sticker to show they live the beach life because they actually live on the beach living a beach life, am I right?

I can't be the only one, been seeing them more commonly now and they're usually on mommy vans and terrible drivers. Hell even my grandma has one on the back of her wheelchair and she's in ****ing kansas
Not to mention the closest beach is like 2000 miles away, these trend hoes think they're living the beach life and are professional surfers or something, just so much cringe.
Real beach life bros don't need to have an eyesore of a bumper sticker to show they live the beach life because they actually live on the beach living a beach life, am I right?
11-14-2020, 11:49 AM
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11-14-2020, 11:50 AM
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It's mostly tradies near me who have them. Guys who work 60 hours per week, and constantly look forward to the 2 week trip they spend in Florida every year where they spend $6000.
11-14-2020, 11:52 AM
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11-14-2020, 11:54 AM
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lol yeah those are good
cringe more at these though

cringe more at these though

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11-14-2020, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted By 5x10⏩
Saw them everywhere when I lived in Texas. Also couldn’t help but read it as slut life.See them all the time
Slut life instantly comes to mind
Slut life instantly comes to mind
11-14-2020, 12:01 PM
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Haven’t seen any since around 2013
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11-14-2020, 12:02 PM
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11-14-2020, 12:33 PM
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11-14-2020, 12:34 PM
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See them everywhere here in Detroit. Have fun at our nasty beaches.
11-14-2020, 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Butterslax⏩
Aren’t the Great Lakes freshwater..?See them everywhere here in Detroit. Have fun at our nasty beaches.
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11-14-2020, 12:38 PM
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11-14-2020, 03:37 PM
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not as cringy as wearing it on a shirt...
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11-14-2020, 03:39 PM
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Salt Life co-founder arrested after teen found dead in hotel room
Posted: Oct 31, 2020 / 10:04 AM CDT / Updated: Nov 1, 2020 / 08:02 AM CST
COLUMBIA COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA) — A co-founder of the popular Salt Life brand was arrested Friday after an 18-year-old woman was found dead inside a South Florida hotel.
Michael Troy Hutto, 54, was discovered by police Friday in Jacksonville suffering a medical emergency, WJXT reported. He was transported to a local hospital before taken to jail.
https://www.wkrg.com/state-regional/...in-hotel-room/
Posted: Oct 31, 2020 / 10:04 AM CDT / Updated: Nov 1, 2020 / 08:02 AM CST
COLUMBIA COUNTY, Fla. (WFLA) — A co-founder of the popular Salt Life brand was arrested Friday after an 18-year-old woman was found dead inside a South Florida hotel.
Michael Troy Hutto, 54, was discovered by police Friday in Jacksonville suffering a medical emergency, WJXT reported. He was transported to a local hospital before taken to jail.
https://www.wkrg.com/state-regional/...in-hotel-room/
11-14-2020, 03:41 PM
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Yeah I see tools with them on their cars and trucks in PA and Ohio. Lmao.
11-14-2020, 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted By dizzin9⏩
This. If you put stickers on your car they all may as well say "i'm a fuking retard"Any bumper sticker is cringe
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11-14-2020, 04:36 PM
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As someone living in Florida I see them on every other fukkin car and I hate them. They are so cringeworthy and try-hard for me. I dislike 99.9% of bumper stickers but the salt life ones are the worst
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