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post 1623129061 11-19-2020, 05:34 PM
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Do all old men have fake stories of how tough they used to be?

Here's a good one, 100% true:

Guy I used to work for claimed one day he was walking past an alley and saw a woman being raped.

So he supposedly snuck up on the guy and ripped his dick off.

Yes, you read that right- guy claimed to have physically ripped off another man's dick.

1. Strong orangutan justice.

2. I'm sure the guy just stood there and let you rip his dick off.


That's the most far-fetched story, but the theme is common: Every old man claims to either be black belt or golden gloves.

Oh yeah well I got clear shoes, beat that.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
post 1623129131 11-19-2020, 05:34 PM
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wonder what he did with the dick
See user title srs
post 1623129311 11-19-2020, 05:36 PM
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Only oldcels,
Most people don't really give a fukc about that tough guy chit anymore
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post 1623129721 11-19-2020, 05:41 PM
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Ya, all us oldcels have ripped a few dicks back in the day. Hell I was dickrippin back in the 70s.
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post 1623130541 11-19-2020, 05:50 PM
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my dad got in a fight with 5 or 6 urban youths at a burger king once when me and my sister was like 10 years old, they were throwing their fries/tomatoes at us while we were trying to eat, my dad told them to stop then they left their table and came up to ours , next thing i remember is my dad knocked 1 out then held off the other 4-5 with one of those wooden child booster seats, they took off running and the cops came and arrested the one who got knocked out. was alpha as fk srs
post 1623131591 11-19-2020, 06:01 PM
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Toughest old men I know don't talk about the past, I say good riddance as well. The toughest of the tough don't need to tell you
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post 1623154131 11-19-2020, 11:03 PM
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post 1623154241 11-19-2020, 11:06 PM
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Most “men” are just females with penises and bald heads.

I lol at old men who still shower their adult aged “sons”.

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post 1623154391 11-19-2020, 11:07 PM
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op seems to have small dikcel syndrome today

picking at old men
calling people rebelcels for standing up for their rights

u on dat der estrogen bud?
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post 1623154961 11-19-2020, 11:20 PM
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Its a male coping mechanism to look back through rose coloured glasses
Gloriously remember the time they beat up a dude in a bar (guy was cerebral palsy level drunk), but forget the time they called a guy out 1v1 in traffic and got beaten unconcious

Srs I know a dude that like this
Not sure about your dick ripping mate tho
post 1623155041 11-19-2020, 11:21 PM
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Lol at orangutan justice
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post 1623155301 11-19-2020, 11:26 PM
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Yes. Yes they do
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post 1623155431 11-19-2020, 11:28 PM
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Son if you ain't out there rippin dicks by 10am you can't really call yourself a man
post 1623156371 11-19-2020, 11:45 PM
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Originally Posted By GlassMoon⏩
wonder what he did with the dick
Put a metal rod in the pee hole & uses it as a cane now
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post 1623157201 11-20-2020, 12:05 AM
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Lol did you question him??
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Originally Posted By GlassMoon⏩
wonder what he did with the dick
post 1623188821 11-20-2020, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted By xeron⏩
op seems to have small dikcel syndrome today

picking at old men
calling people rebelcels for standing up for their rights

u on dat der estrogen bud?
Calling people out for having delusions of grandeur, Timmy.

Delusional like how in your ugly little Timmy head bitching online is "standing up for your rights".

Idiot
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
post 1623189821 11-20-2020, 10:46 AM
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According to miscers they're gonna be on frontlines of some imaginary revolutionary war.

Same guys are scared to talk to women though.

So because some retard who's scared of his own shadow claims he's gonna go get a purple heart then what?

I'm supposed to take at face value just because it's over the internet?

The same idiot with the same delusional story would be laughed out of the bar.

But I have a small dick for ridiculing those people over the internet?

Yeah that makes plenty of sense, Timmy 😆😆😆

You put yourself in that same box by equating whining over the internet to standing up for your right.

OK buddy, you're right up there with Ghandi, MLK, etc Timmy 😆😆😆
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
post 1623190061 11-20-2020, 10:48 AM
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no matter how much you can lift in any lift, the old guy used to do double that much back in his day
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post 1623190121 11-20-2020, 10:49 AM
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You've never physically ripped a penis off of another man? You have to try it sometime.. It's quite liberating!





not srs.




Can you imagine the amount of force that would require? Not to mention, if you're unsuccessful in actually removing it, you're essentially just jerking the guy off... idk man, kinda gay if you ask me.
Imagine you're trying to jam your pork sword into some braindead sorostitute's meat wallet that night. You think you can just walk away from that?

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