It's 9am and you are running late.

You brush past the sea of people on the side walk "fu** im going to be late" your mutter under your breath.

you receive a text from your over lord (manager) "Where are you? its almost 9"

you start to sweat as you type back, speeding through the crowd your little pin legs start to fatigue.

"Hi. I am almost there boss! Just a few issues with public transport ha ha"

You arrive to your cubical at 9:15 sharp "I hope no one notices" you murmur as you breath a sigh of relief.

"you are late" Karen screeches as she is stuffing a morning donut down her gob.

your boss emerges out of his tasteful hidden quarters over looking the sea of plebs working in an open plan office space.

"Why are you late mate? public transport is no excuse get up earlier or drive in"

"B B bbbuutt" your legs start to buckle and sweat falls down your face

"I am so sorry it wont happen again I promise sir" you plead with your overlord.

"For being late today you will work back tonight if you have a problem with that pack your stuff and leave"

"Okay thank you sir"

"good little wage cuck know your place"

OP is one of those oldcels that spend retirement on the front porch gossiping about neighbors and waiting to die

What kind of job lets you stroll in at 9:00AM? 9-5 is more like 7:30AM to 6:30PM now.

My last gig I had daily meetings at 7:00AM and you'd catch the stink eye if you rolled out before 6:00PM.

OP how do I get over my instagram attention hoe ex who lives in one of the most pverty suburbs in the state
what do i do

That’s why you constantly hint you’re in the market to job hop

They’ll let you get away with being perpetually late knowing they’d have to train some other pleb to replace you

sounds like a typical "last gig" as dat kinda job is a life ruiner and not sustainable to maintain

If you want to be in finance, there are no 40 hour weeks. 60 is the new 40 everywhere that I've been.

Just have slaves....I mean kids to fill the void.

good littlewagecel back to work lunchtime is over

gross

4chan wants their 2011 material back

Just wrote this now knob jockey

2003 wants their insults back. Come on bro, be original.

Great input keep cucking

Only if you are valuable enough most people are easily replaceable

I remember the one job at a chip factory we would punch out for our Noon break(30 min). The walk each way was 5 mins to the lunch room. Not allowed to exit the plant during lunch. So i would always punch back in around 12:31, 12:33 etc. got called into the office cuz it happened 5 times in a 30 day period.

I literally said ur joking right. hes like nope once more and your written up. I was like i quit and thrw the stuff off his desk. Never felt so disrespected as a human

100% serious story