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post 1624103741 11-30-2020, 01:31 PM
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Small town characters............ Story time (Wall of Text)

Misc is slow today so if you're as board as me pull up a chair and let me tell you about 2 guys from my home county. We'll call them Robin and DF for the purposes of this story. There was a big rivalry between the city boys and the county boys in my home county and Robin was a city and DF was a county boy who only hung out with the city boys.


Robin and DF were both pretty popular in high school. Had gfs got invited to all the parties you know, stuff like that. The first time I knew something was a little off with these two was when I was having some post coitus conversation with this woman of ill repute. We were smoking a j and she looks over at me and says "You know Robin and DF are some weird mother fukrs right?" I told her that I didn't doubt it since all those city boys are *******s. She laughs and tells me I'm not far off. Apparently they had tag teamed 2 of this girls friends and propositioned her as well. What's wrong with tag teaming? You might be saying to yourself. Apparently these dudes would only have sex with the girl if they could both it in at the same time and rub their wieners together. I WTF'd so hard. That seems like an incredibly difficult and inefficient way to do gay stuff. It only gets weirder from here....
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Robin got a little out there after high school. He went with some guys on a trip out to California and they made a stop at the Bunny Ranch, or whatever that famous brothel out there is called. While he was there he got the hooker to dress up like Batman and violate his butt. Ded fukn srs. These days he lives in one of the most ballin houses I've ever seen on Lake Tahoe. Has to be 20 million dollars. Robin doesn't have a job and the owner of the house is a 65 y/o man. I'll let you make your own conclusions.

DF's story is so fukd up its hard for me to even type out but here it goes. When DF was 15 a group of guys convinced him having sex with stray dogs was normal. They pretended like they were arguing over who goes first and he jumped in line. Anyway, it happened and he was mad nobody would do it after him he started threatening them but of course no one else was gonna do that. I never actually believed it happened up one night at a party he was talking about how fine this girl was and I made a comment that she was alright but not golden retriever level hot. No one else heard me but the look he shot me could've burned me to ash. I've never had someone look at me with such rage and malice in my whole life. Ever since then I've been convinced 100% that it did happen. He ended up marrying some super stuck up bitch (pun intended lol) and every time I see her bragging on ******** I lol at how someone who married a dog fukr can think they are better than someone else
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post 1624104061 11-30-2020, 01:36 PM
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Drop that last line on her social media when she's being truly insufferable.

See as much as I love Real Housewives and their lifestyle porn, this is the reality TV content I'd pay for. I'm tired of watching beautiful dummies wait tables at SUR, give me dog fukers!
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
Drop that last line on her social media when she's being truly insufferable.

See as much as I love Real Housewives and their lifestyle porn, this is the reality TV content I'd pay for. I'm tired of watching beautiful dummies wait tables at SUR, give me dog fukers!
My wife made a comment about DF's wife being a snooty bitch and I told the story about dog fukr and laughed hysterically the whole time. She didn't think it was funny at all. She even had the nerve to call me a weirdo. I told her I'm not the one out here having sex with stray dogs that was DF and she should take up her grievances with him
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post 1624104701 11-30-2020, 01:43 PM
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fkin lol. Can't say I've ever met any characters such as these, but I tended to keep to myself during my younger years.
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
Drop that last line on her social media when she's being truly insufferable.

See as much as I love Real Housewives and their lifestyle porn, this is the reality TV content I'd pay for. I'm tired of watching beautiful dummies wait tables at SUR, give me dog fukers!
Also DF is a really good looking dude just has an IQ that is about room temperature. Robin not bad looking either. I do find it strange that out of a county of only 30k I know more than a handful of dudes that moved to California to do g4p...
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
My wife made a comment about DF's wife being a snooty bitch and I told the story about dog fukr and laughed hysterically the whole time. She didn't think it was funny at all. She even had the nerve to call me a weirdo. I told her I'm not the one out here having sex with stray dogs that was DF and she should take up her grievances with him
Well it does sound like 'ol DF was probably groomed and abused by this group of guys so yes it's fuked up but the golden retriever comment is gold.
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post 1624105351 11-30-2020, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted By MetroBrah⏩
fkin lol. Can't say I've ever met any characters such as these, but I tended to keep to myself during my younger years.
I got stories like these for days. For part 2 I think I may tell the story of the white manlet and the black giant
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
Well it does sound like 'ol DF was probably groomed and abused by this group of guys so yes it's fuked up but the golden retriever comment is gold.
The ring leader of that group was fat Frank. The only person in history to get fatter while being on meth. He was over 400lbs. I have no idea how he did it. Fat Frank was DF's age but ended up dying in a relatively minor car wreck. I actually drove past it on my way back home from work one day. The suv was on its side but it didn't look like it flipped. I'm sure his drug habits and morbid obesity played a role in his death.

I legit thought that dude was gonna kill me when I made that comment. Still worth it
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There were 2 cross dressers from the county as well.

The first was about 6'6" and stick thin. Everyone called him Hollywood. He was constantly getting in fights because he would aggressively hit on men. Apparently he also wouldn't tell them he was a dude which caused a couple fights too. Not sure how anyone wouldn't know he was a man from looking at him since he was so damn tall

The 2nd dude legit scared me. He was the hairiest burliest man you've ever seen. Full beard and about 6'4" 300lbs. He was a pulpwood worker. After his mother died he never wore anything other than floral sundresses even out in the woods working. I never saw anyone say a thing to him since he was so big and obviously had a screw loose
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post 1624107781 11-30-2020, 02:18 PM
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read none of it
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩
read none of it
I'll PM you when I make a thread on the Billy Bowleg's festival and the Hooter's chicks I went down to stay with in Florida or one of my trips to Panama City. Good times
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Originally Posted By salamisalem⏩
we gay erotica book club now?
I mean this is the misc lol
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Nah, fukk that. I’m not doing that.
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
My wife made a comment about DF's wife being a snooty bitch and I told the story about dog fukr and laughed hysterically the whole time. She didn't think it was funny at all. She even had the nerve to call me a weirdo. I told her I'm not the one out here having sex with stray dogs that was DF and she should take up her grievances with him
Bro I ve got sum bad news...


Your woman has dogmaxxed before... judging by her reaction. You do know that right ?
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
Bro I ve got sum bad news...


Your woman has dogmaxxed before... judging by her reaction. You do know that right ?
She's only had small, nut less dogs. Because of this forum I now chuckle every time I see a chick who has a large intact dog. Sometimes I hate you guys
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