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Thread: LMAO social media slootery has reached my doorstep (storytime)(cliffs)(lols)

post 1624488431 12-04-2020, 11:19 AM
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LMAO social media slootery has reached my doorstep (storytime)(cliffs)(lols)

Cliffs:

*Going to Christmas Party next weekend (suck it lockdowncels), need babysitter
*Our neighborhood has a ******** group, wife asks neighbors if anyone has a good one
*A few neighbors say the same neighbor girl, and link to her FB profile.

Her profile pic:

Spoiler!




I don't think she's going to get the job.










BONUS:

Spoiler!
Comment #1 is her mom
Smooth Seas don't make Strong Sailors. Keep your head up.

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post 1624488751 12-04-2020, 11:22 AM
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IDK bruh , ive watched enough pron to know that if she is 18.... shes gonna somehow talk you and your wife into some pick , stick , and scissor action
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post 1624488781 12-04-2020, 11:22 AM
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Yo what's her name msg me I'll steal her from that ****
post 1624488821 12-04-2020, 11:22 AM
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Based on how much her bf is cupping his hands, I really doubt she has “big” bobs




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post 1624488981 12-04-2020, 11:24 AM
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be her babysitter then be her daddy
post 1624489271 12-04-2020, 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted By MrBourbon⏩
Cliffs:

BONUS:

Spoiler!
Comment #1 is her mom
Have her mother babysit instead and tell her to bring her bobs too. Milk has all the vitamins a growing man needs.
post 1624489311 12-04-2020, 11:26 AM
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no phuckin way comment is her mom... strong parenting lmao
post 1624489401 12-04-2020, 11:27 AM
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someone link her this thread lmao. thot needs to learn a lesson
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post 1624489631 12-04-2020, 11:30 AM
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did you reply with "not hiring a fukin whore to babysit my kid"??
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post 1624489981 12-04-2020, 11:35 AM
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According to porn, you will 100% get to smash
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post 1624490101 12-04-2020, 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted By strawbrerry1⏩
no phuckin way comment is her mom... strong parenting lmao
My hand to God.
Smooth Seas don't make Strong Sailors. Keep your head up.

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post 1624490261 12-04-2020, 11:39 AM
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Holy chit, lmao. What a world we live in.
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post 1624490501 12-04-2020, 11:40 AM
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jesus christ

were all the people recommending her dudes?
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post 1624490621 12-04-2020, 11:42 AM
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post 1624490721 12-04-2020, 11:43 AM
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give her the job and give her the d
post 1624490821 12-04-2020, 11:44 AM
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This is what happens when you let sloots have a voice.

We knew this literally thousands of years ago which is why men have always had to keep female sexuality in check.

But it's 2020 and everyone can do whatever they want and left is right and up is down and women can be men and men can be women and it's going absolutely great imo.

Spoiler!
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post 1624490941 12-04-2020, 11:45 AM
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what? you dont want that guys cum on your couch when you get home?

Prude.
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post 1624491011 12-04-2020, 11:46 AM
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no way this is real
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post 1624491281 12-04-2020, 11:48 AM
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post 1624491411 12-04-2020, 11:50 AM
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lol just how many fake accounts are on misc? This is insane, every fkin thread fake fake fake... you really think we can't tell? ****in dummys.
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post 1624491881 12-04-2020, 11:54 AM
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Lol @ the M Night Shyamalan twist ending.

Speaking of, is her mom LARPing as an Indian man? "Baby jirl, pls send bob and vagene"
post 1624492151 12-04-2020, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted By DieselZ⏩
lol just how many fake accounts are on misc? This is insane, every fkin thread fake fake fake... you really think we can't tell? ****in dummys.
You got me bro. I joined 6 years ago and posted 18,000+ times just to make this thread seem legit. The ol' long con.
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post 1624492381 12-04-2020, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted By TomWanks⏩
Tyroned by age 16. Good luck Ameribrahs!
tyroned?
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post 1624492411 12-04-2020, 12:00 PM
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Hire her, put hidden cameras all over the house, catch her smashing her bf in your bed, use it as blackmail for free babysitting for life.
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post 1624492471 12-04-2020, 12:00 PM
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Yo I've seen this movie before...
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post 1624492731 12-04-2020, 12:03 PM
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the degeneracy, lmao.

looks like the movie baby sitter that would snik in her bf and bang in the kid parent's bed, lmao.
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post 1624492861 12-04-2020, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted By PepperedAngus⏩
what? you dont want that guys cum on your couch when you get home?

Prude.
couch?

more like in his bed, lmao.
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post 1624493521 12-04-2020, 12:10 PM
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What a supportive mom.
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post 1624493721 12-04-2020, 12:11 PM
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Wood smash her, him, and mom with no ragerts.
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
tyroned?
Looks more like she got Stavros'd to me. That 56% white American meme really screwed with the Euros perception of what people in America actually are and think everyone with curly hair in America is a octoroon or some chit

Anyway back to the OP. I'm sure she'll be making Spring Breakers happy for years to come like so many Floridian sloots before her. In fact, judging by her mother's comment I would guess that's how she came into being in the first place
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