For decades now I have gone shaving cream and razor between my cheeks. But this morning as I am holding my cheek open I though, through the wonders of technology there has to be a better way. I am not going to go anywhere to get professionally waxed but what is your preferred home method for anus hair removal?

Laser hair removal. Best $300 i ever spent. Saved me a ton on toilet paper too since wiping became a lot easier and needing less of it.
It ends up paying for itself when you do the math.

The math

Spoiler!

You don't... because we're men.



Just kidding. In for answers.

Gotta squat and use the razor man. Works fine for me.

Thinking about starting waxing, because “I’m better than that” or whatever.

Kind of nervous about it though.

Interesting. Is it just one treatment and you are covered for life? Is it painful?

i just squat in the shower and use a razor. a fresh 3 or 4 blade gillette or even bic razor works great.

go ham up and down and in 2 minutes, i'm done. wiping is so much easier. i do the taint too.

balls and dink are way harder, nicked myself a few times

It's several treatments. But they last very short. Not really painful since the hairs are around the angus, whose skin isn't sennsitive. Definitely worth it.
Just a bit awkward when you're lying down on your stomach and they tell you to spread your cheeks open.
But they're professionals who do it daily, so don't overthink it.

It's supposed to be for life, but some people have really tough hair follicles so they might have to redo it 10 years later. Although significantly less hairs will then have grown since most follicles will have died.

product called nair, which is essentially a cream that dissolves hair. It works pretty well if you do it right. It is by far easier & better than any form of shaving, waxing or plucking.

I wait till my poop dries up. As it does, it entangles all the hair in that region, then I just pull on the solidified piece of poop and voila, all the hair is gone.

It's nature's wax. Give it a try and report back.

Spoiler!

Your anus isn't sensitive?

wet wipes crew..

I don't know about nair, but i did try veet once. And it specifically mentions on the label not to use it on private parts.
Also it's messy af.My anus is. But the hairs grow around it. Not on the actual anus.
I don't know if your butt is different, but get a mirror and squat above it to find out (no homo)

Squats over a blow torch

Start lighting farts on fire. One will eventually suck the flame back in. Boom hair is gone!

(semi-srs actually)

ol girl loves eating the tarantula

I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all though tasteless, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble ing. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique.
It seems my ss-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to
much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop,
but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling.

Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with somepaper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to
avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope
that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.
I was contemplating this
problem, when I had what seemed at the time
to be a bright idea. "Hey, this is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in
history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-line now has complete Usenet
access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on.
Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occasionally, I would
have to clean the razor of accumulated hair, which I did by wiping it on the towel.
Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn babe. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surve my work. The towel was covered with a pile of
hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction.
I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating
in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I
thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic -molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I
stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky /sweat
combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there
and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately, this exertion
caused me to sweat, and when I finally
reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and
attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks.

As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of
all, as the ripe aroma of festering /sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there,
fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own blowing
right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks." Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my
ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks.

Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins
can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. As if that wasn't
enough, I am now enduring further torture. As
anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad.
Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat,
rather than endure this constant agony.

Friends- DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!

lol like said above, don't shave your ass hair. You'll quickly realize the importance of it. A little bit of sweat is all it takes to feel like you've had a tube of astroglide squeezed in there and you'll feel those cheeks dancing back and forth while you walk around. And you'll dam near chit your pants anytime you wanna fart as you gotta fight that vacuum seal.

How I picture OP doing this..

I heard that some most of the mods use medium grit sand paper to loosen their angus hairs. They then get their rep whores to spit on their anguses and then have their sand papered spat on angii’s fisted until there are no hairs left.

Cheers

Actually follow the recommended time. You leave it on longer, you'll experience burned skin.

I think that was the joke.

It was but some poor soul might think of it as legit. Don't wish that pain on anyone.

singe them off with a lighter

The skin around your anus isn’t that sensitive when it comes to hair removal. The worst part for pain is the area on top of your penis actually.

Men don’t need to, women on the other hand should have a membership to their local lunchbox wax to get that stuff removed the second it sprouts

This

I got an asshawk

laughing my ass off over here. Classic. I will immortalize this.

Why would I get rid of it? It keeps my taint warm.

i wouldnt put nair near your bung hole. i put nair on my balls once and i think it has menthol in it because it burned like fuking crazy and washing it off did nothing, still burned.

So i assume you never did the nair challenge with your bros?
It goes like this.

You're all standing in a circle. And then you fap with nair as lube.
Whoever cooms, gets to wash it off. If you bust within a few minutes, you're fine and get to enjoy the show.
But if you take a long time to finish, that chit starts to burn, until you take too long and then you're really in a world of pain.
Always lol when some poor bloke couldn't finish under the pressure and ended up with a dark red swollen dink that burned for days.