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post 1626868023 12-28-2020, 08:58 PM
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Just sh!t my pants (srs)

Went for a night drive to chill out, pulled over into a back parking lot behind the gas station down the road where all the rigs park. Hopped out to take a leak behind the truck and immediately felt a warm release in my pants. Panicked at what to do for a second while a pickup truck pulled in illuminating me with headlights before it kept cruising. Waddled to the back of my truck and found two folds of grocery ads, threw them in the driver’s seat and drove back home half elevated about four inches. Between the gas station and my house 2 miles away there is a railroad track; of course as I approach the arms come down so I’m hovering above my seat for another 5 minutes with the smell of sh!t filling up my truck. Finally get home and I waddle in to finish my business before I hop in the shower. Posting from my toilet seat

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post 1626868183 12-28-2020, 09:00 PM
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post 1626868263 12-28-2020, 09:01 PM
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post 1626868323 12-28-2020, 09:01 PM
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post 1626868373 12-28-2020, 09:02 PM
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post 1626868393 12-28-2020, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted By redwine91⏩
Went for a night drive to chill out, pulled over into a back parking lot behind the gas station down the road where all the rigs park. Hopped out to take a leak behind the truck and immediately felt a warm release in my pants. Panicked at what to do for a second while a pickup truck pulled in illuminating me with headlights before it kept cruising. Waddled to the back of my truck and found two folds of grocery ads, threw them in the driver’s seat and drove back home half elevated about four inches. Between the gas station and my house 2 miles away there is a railroad track; of course as I approach the arms come down so I’m hovering above my seat for another 5 minutes with the smell of sh!t filling up my truck. Finally get home and I waddle in to finish my business before I hop in the shower. Posting from my toilet seat

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Good job being out for no reason spreading covid you prick
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post 1626868663 12-28-2020, 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Doober4⏩
Good job being out for no reason spreading covid you prick
There isn’t a soul out past 9pm in this chit hole town. Tested negative for Covid 5 days ago
post 1626868673 12-28-2020, 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Doober4⏩
Good job being out for no reason spreading covid you prick
this

should have stayed in you chitter
Originally Posted By redwine91⏩
There isn’t a soul out past 9pm in thischit hole town.Tested negative for Covid 5 days ago
good description
post 1626869133 12-28-2020, 09:12 PM
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Grey joggers?
post 1626869203 12-28-2020, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Kewbrah⏩
Grey joggers?
I was wearing grey joggers believe it or not. Repped
post 1626869503 12-28-2020, 09:17 PM
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That warm release and panicked waddle

An urgent dash with trousers swaddled

A railroad track between my crack

And now I need my cab remodeled
Damn
post 1626869573 12-28-2020, 09:18 PM
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post 1626870233 12-28-2020, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted By tank2003⏩
this is why i still wear a butt plug
Ur butt is a potential entry path for covid.
Dr. Fauci approves.
post 1626870523 12-28-2020, 09:30 PM
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post 1626873103 12-28-2020, 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
That warm release and panicked waddle

An urgent dash with trousers swaddled

A railroad track between my crack

And now I need my cab remodeled
Lmao
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Jandels again.
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post 1626875123 12-28-2020, 10:31 PM
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how bad is the mess you left on the truck seat
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