Well...Go Ahead

what's the story behind your username? And what did you get drunk on?

My bad sorry for the late response I'm drunk...It's Jonathan Toews, and if you remember long time ago this kid got tazed John Kerry at UF lol I was there...

I always lurked, and loved this place so being a black hawks fan Toews is pronounced Tayvz so it was always hilarious DONT TASE ME BRO!





How about you LordBroly?

have u
ever tried
rough anal
sex/.

What are u drinking

How much have u drank

How much more are u planning to drink

How much longer are u planning to drink

How much do u usually drink

How oftrn do u drink

Wut did u do for new years

How much did u drink last night

When was the last time u didnt drink

Longest time without drinking recently

Wuts ur favorite drink

Wut do u drink most

Wut do u do when u drink

How mucn do u enjoy drinking

Are u planning to cut down eventually or not

No prob about the delay. I'm on exactly the same wavelength lmao

Anyway that's actually a great story for a username. I actually lol'd reading that, what a happy coincidence.

I don't even know how I came up with it. Broly is just a super jacked character from DBZ and I decided to nominate myself as Lord, i guess.

Why lift when it’s all about the face, tbfh...?

I've seen what getting jizzed on by a group of people does to a man, it is not pretty. I wasn't a part of it but when I was 12 or 13 I went to a sleep away summer camp and this is like when we were starting to discover porn and jacking off. Some kid brought some playboys and naked playing cards, sh*t like that with him. Anyway, one kid in our cabin was a huge tool, stole stuff like food and money from other people in our cabin. So half a dozen kids decided one night to wake up in the middle of the night at like 3 a.m and take turns jacking off in the bathroom, running out before they finished and blowing their load on the kid when he was sleeping. Literally 6-8 kids did this, all over his face, sheets, upper body, and hands, one kid also did it in his shoes. So everyone else wakes up the next morning and we all knew what had happened but this kid couldn't figure out why he was all sticky for like 15 minutes until a counselor forced it out of a kid. When the kid found out he went absolutely nuts, like certifiably crazy mental breakdown. He had to leave the camp for psychiatric treatment, worst part was after he took a shower and went to leave he stepped in the jizz shoes and also like 6 of my friends I never saw again because they got kicked out.