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post 1627281543 01-02-2021, 12:32 PM
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Anybody else think if they joined the military they would be in the spec ops?

After watching john wick it got me thinking that maybe I can cut it too. Every time at a stoplight I always hit the gas faster than everybody else. When I enter a store or gym I always clear it with my eyes to check for HBBs to look at and I covertly circle around the store to get better looks at them. Im already familiar with weapon operations I learned from cod so im sure I can handle a gun. With a month or two of lifting I can def be up there in physical level with them too.
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post 1627281793 01-02-2021, 12:35 PM
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Did you really think you can just join spec ops, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ****ing dead, kiddo.
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The most jacked looking girls in my class were the first ones to quit.
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Most of the guys that actually make it through that training are the skinny good runners. Just because you lift weights, doesn't make you tough. I've met plenty of soldiers that couldn't finish, but got through most of it. Majority get hurt because of sleep deprivation, lack of calories, and can't recover.
post 1627282993 01-02-2021, 12:48 PM
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If by special operations you mean the Autism Division, you’ll fit right in
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My neighbor was SF. He jumped out of my helicopter a few times.

Real cool dude. He is a full bird now.

Dude had a ****ing armory in his house. I mean machine guns and everything. He was always making ammo. Man we had a lot of great conversations. I feel lucky that I had that in my life.
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post 1627283883 01-02-2021, 01:00 PM
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No because I’m not some retard that joined after growing up playing Call of Duty
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always clear the room with my eyes for hbb's
post 1627284383 01-02-2021, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
My neighbor was SF. He jumped out of my helicopter a few times.

Real cool dude. He is a full bird now.

Dude had a ****ing armory in his house. I mean machine guns and everything. He was always making ammo. Man we had a lot of great conversations. I feel lucky that I had that in my life.
he went full bird? That’s tragic.

Never go full bird.
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
The most jacked looking girls in my class were the first ones to quit.
thats because sloots quit everything when things get hard and they dont get treated special. As a veteran of dark souls games im sure I can cut it.
Originally Posted By gmenfan40⏩
Most of the guys that actually make it through that training are the skinny good runners. Just because you lift weights, doesn't make you tough. I've met plenty of soldiers that couldn't finish, but got through most of it. Majority get hurt because of sleep deprivation, lack of calories, and can't recover.
im sure ill be fine ill just add in running around my block
Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
My neighbor was SF. He jumped out of my helicopter a few times.

Real cool dude. He is a full bird now.

Dude had a ****ing armory in his house. I mean machine guns and everything. He was always making ammo. Man we had a lot of great conversations. I feel lucky that I had that in my life.
I would always look at guns and ammo at walmart. It even got to a point were they had to report me to my school as they thought I was going to shoot it up.
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post 1627286163 01-02-2021, 01:29 PM
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it's more about endurance, mental strength, and having a sharp mind, rather than strong romantic fantasies.
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post 1627286803 01-02-2021, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Train57⏩
thats because sloots quit everything when things get hard and they dont get treated special. As a veteran of dark souls games im sure I can cut it.

im sure ill be fine ill just add in running around my block

I would always look at guns and ammo at walmart. It even got to a point were they had to report me to my school as they thought I was going to shoot it up.
Stop trolling, you have to be able to get through basic training first....
post 1627286823 01-02-2021, 01:36 PM
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Most miscers only role in the armed services would be to clean toilets and peel potatoes. Video games ain't exactly the ideal preparation for war.
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I believe in you OP, you could be a seal or delta force for sure
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Maybe. Endurance has always been one of my strengths. I'm also a natural leader, ruthless when needed, and good at following orders.
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Originally Posted By ThenGuru⏩
it's more about endurance, mental strength, and having a sharp mind, rather than strong romantic fantasies.
endurance can be trained and mental strength I already have like I said before i am a veteran of dark souls games and I already have a sharpmind as I always score over 100 on online iq tests
Originally Posted By gmenfan40⏩
Stop trolling, you have to be able to get through basic training first....
I did 2 years of jrotc in hs so basic shouldnt be that much harder since its only a few months compared to 2 years
Originally Posted By EasternHammer⏩
Most miscers only role in the armed services would be to clean toilets and peel potatoes. Video games ain't exactly the ideal preparation for war.
good thing im not like most miscers im just built different
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post 1627289613 01-02-2021, 02:12 PM
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Nah I value money and hot women too much to waste my life making corpos richer and getting PTSD from killing 14 year olds in Afghanistan when 90% of that country don’t even know 9/11 happened.


Being successful and disciplined is 10x harder in an unstructured environment anyways.
post 1627289743 01-02-2021, 02:13 PM
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That reminds me of a fat guy who thought that if he was an inmate he would be able to escape. He wouldn’t even be able to climb over a six foot wall. Everyone thinks they are the exception to the rule.
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I would be in infantry and the first one dead in reality lol
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cant write too much here but when i applied to be a pleb rotary aircraft mechanic, i was easily outperforming all of my peers in bootcamp and it wasnt long before the general caught wind of it because everyone was like who is this guy, hes a machine. So i was forced to serve out the rest of my time in spec ops. All i wanted to do was pay for college. wouldnt change it for the world though, cant really write anything else here about what i did other than to say i was stellar at what I did. Got a few phone calls from DC from people i wont name but you would recognize, begging me to renew my contract but i wanted to move on from that life.
post 1627294463 01-02-2021, 03:05 PM
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i wish i could've joined the US military. i'm all about discipline and work ethic
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ITT tards don’t realize the amount of chit that will send you from an 18 contract into being an infantry/artillery boot licker.

Military isn’t what you think it is lolz
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imagine if the US made everyone sever 2 years even the women?

You think there would be less craziness going around atm? more discipline from the army etc.
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Originally Posted By nielk⏩
imagine if the US made everyone sever 2 years even the women?

You think there would be less craziness going around atm? more discipline from the army etc.
i still think it would depend on the person. lot of undisciplined crazy military people. military life doesn't translate/transfer at all to civilian life from what i've heard from people in the military. cause there's no rank and no respect in general civilian life. you could learn the same level of discipline trying your best at any job, taking **** from your boss without question or hesistation
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Originally Posted By nielk⏩
imagine if the US made everyone sever 2 years even the women?

You think there would be less craziness going around atm? more discipline from the army etc.
that would cost wayyyyy too much money
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Originally Posted By nielk⏩
imagine if the US made everyone sever 2 years even the women?

You think there would be less craziness going around atm? more discipline from the army etc.
Originally Posted By exxtracool⏩
that would cost wayyyyy too much money
I think requiring hs students to have a mandatory class were they play cod would suffice
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Originally Posted By nielk⏩
imagine if the US made everyone sever 2 years even the women?

You think there would be less craziness going around atm? more discipline from the army etc.
i dont like that idea at all.

i see conservatives mention it from time to time and really the goal seems to be to undo 12 years of marxist propaganda pushed in the k-12 education system and in the universities.

the military has been politically correct for a long time now, it wont be enough plus cant imagine the attitudes of zoomers who are forced to be there, would be even worse than some of the ones that volunteered for it. If you dont care about promotion and do the bare minimum, you can really be a chit bag in the military and milk the system, that is all we would see from these people.

Trump had the right idea that the US education system needs to be corrected but its too late to remove the marxism from it, the teachers are already programmed, the people running the institutions are already programmed. Its like 3 decades too late at this point.
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Originally Posted By exxtracool⏩
that would cost wayyyyy too much money
besides the above that i wrote, also this. Logistically, it would be a waste of money. the first year alone would be spent largely on training, all for what to get a year out of 19 year olds who dont know chit, they would be doing largely useless jobs.
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