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post 1628283483 01-11-2021, 05:55 PM
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“First time xyz?” My new attack when roasting someone.

Been seeing it used here sometimes lately in a variety of manner...

Like someone was trying to tape something and the tape was getting stuck together and I go “First time using tape?”

It just zings people really hard every time and goes with anything and there’s no comeback.
post 1628283703 01-11-2021, 05:57 PM
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First time using the internet op?
post 1628283813 01-11-2021, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted By FingerNailsBrah⏩
First time using the internet op?
I knew this was coming... inevitable
post 1628283823 01-11-2021, 05:58 PM
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"First time using tape?"

Nah, but it's going to be my first time phucking your mom on the weekend
post 1628283853 01-11-2021, 05:59 PM
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First time making a thread, OP?
post 1628283983 01-11-2021, 06:00 PM
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At least no one will ever accuse you of being a first time homosexual. Not with the way you work that mouth.
post 1628284653 01-11-2021, 06:07 PM
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lmao I was like lmao


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post 1628285023 01-11-2021, 06:09 PM
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you remember your first blowjob op?























































how long did it take for the guy to cum?
post 1628285303 01-11-2021, 06:12 PM
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This is what I say to every girl I smash

"First time?"

Makes em come back for more the next time and better. hnnnnngh
"It is easier to find men who will volunteer to die, than to find those who are willing to endure pain with patience."

- Julius Caesar
post 1628285393 01-11-2021, 06:13 PM
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Very Gmiscer-esque. Nice. I remember the first time I read one of his threads.
post 1628288563 01-11-2021, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted By DDSF1⏩
Very Gmiscer-esque. Nice. I remember the first time I read one of his threads.
Thank you that was a compliment
post 1628293223 01-11-2021, 07:14 PM
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Savage brah, hope you never use it on me
Damn
post 1628293613 01-11-2021, 07:17 PM
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Shall not be Infringed. FUK CHINA.
post 1628293653 01-11-2021, 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
Savage brah, hope you never use it on me
Thats kind of the charm of it, that its a milquetoast attack.

Its not too harsh. Spicy, but likable.
post 1628294783 01-11-2021, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted By pistolwhipYO⏩
what if they just say yeah and shrug it off?
Then you lose?
post 1628306283 01-11-2021, 09:28 PM
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First time fisting yourself op?
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