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post 1628508833 01-13-2021, 06:58 PM
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What are the things you've done with zero regret that 99% of society frowns upon?

Had an older friend that was an alumni of my rugby team, fun guy used to rage with him. Has twin daughters that are 8/10 LTC crew, met them when they were 17 at games. Banged one on her 20th birthday then after she went out of state for rehab and never came back, hit her twin up and smashed for a couple months. Was 31 at the time.

Cheated on gf with roughly 40 different women including her married best friend.

Ex-gf that was a frequent fuk buddy came over hammered in college and passed out in my bed. Completely forgot she was there, neighbor came back from a sorority party and barged into the apartment, hanging out and decide to go back to my room, she hits the bathroom first. Realize my ex is still in bed passed out, shove her off the bed to the side and cover her with a blanket, turn lights off. Proceed to smash sloot. Ex starts making some noises after awhile, basically everything goes to chit as they're both realizing there's another female in the room. Chase after sorority sloot and tell her I'll get rid of my ex, if she can just go next door to her place and wait a few minutes I'll be back. Go back to my apartment, bang ex girlfriend, wake up next morning with a series of texts and missed calls until 3 am from very angry neighbor sorority sloot.

Been having an affair for 3 years with a woman that was married when I met her, but recently divorced. A year ago her and her husband were fighting a lot, so she was staying at one of their AirBnB homes. He's on a trip out of state, so she invited me over to the main house (the house the husband is staying in), fukked, she grabs my boxers and tells me I don't need them, I'm like wtf, but whatever. Getting ready to head downstairs and she tosses them on the middle of the floor of the bedroom and says "my husband gets back on Monday but the maid doesn't come until Wednesday, oops". Btw, fuk marriage.
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Originally Posted By ReyDelMundo
Had an older friend that was an alumni of my rugby team, fun guy used to rage with him. Has twin daughters that are 8/10 LTC crew, met them when they were 17 at games. Banged one on her 20th birthday then after she went out of state for rehab and never came back, hit her twin up and smashed for a couple months. Was 31 at the time.

Cheated on gf with roughly 40 different women including her married best friend.

Ex-gf that was a frequent fuk buddy came over hammered in college and passed out in my bed. Completely forgot she was there, neighbor came back from a sorority party and barged into the apartment, hanging out and decide to go back to my room, she hits the bathroom first. Realize my ex is still in bed passed out, shove her off the bed to the side and cover her with a blanket, turn lights off. Proceed to smash sloot. Ex starts making some noises after awhile, basically everything goes to chit as they're both realizing there's another female in the room. Chase after sorority sloot and tell her I'll get rid of my ex, if she can just go next door to her place and wait a few minutes I'll be back. Go back to my apartment, bang ex girlfriend, wake up next morning with a series of texts and missed calls until 3 am from very angry neighbor sorority sloot.

Been having an affair for 3 years with a woman that was married when I met her, but recently divorced. A year ago her and her husband were fighting a lot, so she was staying at one of their AirBnB homes. He's on a trip out of state, so she invited me over to the main house (the house the husband is staying in), fukked, she grabs my boxers and tells me I don't need them, I'm like wtf, but whatever. Getting ready to head downstairs and she tosses them on the middle of the floor of the bedroom and says "my husband gets back on Monday but the maid doesn't come until Wednesday, oops". Btw, fuk marriage.
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did she ever find out you cheated on her 40 times? strong degen op lol
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Do you really have no regrets brah? NONE?
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post 1628510523 01-13-2021, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig
did she ever find out you cheated on her 40 times? strong degen op lol
She knew confirmed 5 or so I'd guess, and probably another 10 or so she had heard rumors about, and a few where my story was super sketch. The confirmed ones were from going through my phone or just straight up intercepting a girl leaving my place (she chilled for hours in my condo parking lot watching my place because I was acting sus, lol). Also she was the VP for a company that owns a lot of restaurants in town so she knew all the gossip and BS that those stupid hooker bartenders blab about.

The sketch stories were pretty far reaches, for example came back from rugby trip and gf is putting away my stuff, finds a charm bracelet with obvious slootgear that somehow ended up in my chit from a girl I banged. Told her it must have been from one of the girls my friends banged that randomly got in there. She tells me "I know you were staying with X,Y,Z and they're married, are you telling me they're cheating on their wives?" I looked her straight in the eye and told her "one of the new guys couldn't find his room so we let him use ours to bang this chick". Mad and didn't bang me for a day or two, but sloots always get over it when there's not 110% proof.
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I used to steal stuff from the bigger kids who were kind of bullies all throughout school. I was smaller than most boys, so fighting back never went well for me, so I would just avoid them as best as I could, but would steal everything I could get my hands on of theirs to get even with them.

They were always trying to start sht with me since I was half their size when I only wanted to be their friend, so in about the 5th grade, I just snapped and turned into a thief. They were cowards at heart for picking on the small kid, anyway.

I also used to steal from the pretty girls I liked that were snobs towards me. Also stole from teachers who were mean to me.

My Dad had died when I was 7, so I was already kind of a messed up kid, anyway. No fuks given at the time, but I have reformed since then, so praise baby Jesus.
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At my first job (16) me and my friends would pocket exact change and just never type it in the register. Then we'd get a co-worker to buy cigs for us with the stolen money. Degenerate little sh!theads we were. What's fuked is that was 16 years ago.
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damn ,shoving your unconscious ex gf off your bed onto the floor so that you can plow another sloot right next to her, then narrowly avoiding a mexican sloot stand-off, recovering and ultimately dirty-dicking your ex gf while leaving the original sloot with blue balls. that is next level savagery.
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Originally Posted By ReyDelMundo
Had an older friend that was an alumni of my rugby team, fun guy used to rage with him. Has twin daughters that are 8/10 LTC crew, met them when they were 17 at games. Banged one on her 20th birthday then after she went out of state for rehab and never came back, hit her twin up and smashed for a couple months. Was 31 at the time.

Cheated on gf with roughly 40 different women including her married best friend.

Ex-gf that was a frequent fuk buddy came over hammered in college and passed out in my bed. Completely forgot she was there, neighbor came back from a sorority party and barged into the apartment, hanging out and decide to go back to my room, she hits the bathroom first. Realize my ex is still in bed passed out, shove her off the bed to the side and cover her with a blanket, turn lights off. Proceed to smash sloot. Ex starts making some noises after awhile, basically everything goes to chit as they're both realizing there's another female in the room. Chase after sorority sloot and tell her I'll get rid of my ex, if she can just go next door to her place and wait a few minutes I'll be back. Go back to my apartment, bang ex girlfriend, wake up next morning with a series of texts and missed calls until 3 am from very angry neighbor sorority sloot.

Been having an affair for 3 years with a woman that was married when I met her, but recently divorced. A year ago her and her husband were fighting a lot, so she was staying at one of their AirBnB homes. He's on a trip out of state, so she invited me over to the main house (the house the husband is staying in), fukked, she grabs my boxers and tells me I don't need them, I'm like wtf, but whatever. Getting ready to head downstairs and she tosses them on the middle of the floor of the bedroom and says "my husband gets back on Monday but the maid doesn't come until Wednesday, oops". Btw, fuk marriage.
it's OK OP this confession has cleared all your sins
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mirin op. what's your secret?



I stole thousands of dollars worth of food from a grocery store and injected oil into my ass
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet
Nice try local municipal PD.
LOL this.

Strong opening OP. I was trying to think of something as I clicked on the thread... I can't get to that level. lorrrdddy

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Originally Posted By dianabawlecter
mirin op. what's your secret?



I stole thousands of dollars worth of food from a grocery store and injected oil into my ass
In college? No idea, just be aesthetic and fun, don't get too fukked up at parties. Also, you'd be surprised how many girls that are cute, LTC crew and get ignored because everyone is focused on Sorority Stacy. Cute girl alone at a party being shy? Say what's up and introduce yourself, let her know you're looking for a beer pong partner, go from there.

Later on, most of the slays came from tinder, traveled a lot for rugby pre-covid. When tinder gold came out me and a few other guys on the team would change our location to whatever city we were traveling to a day beforehand. Would change my pics up and add one with me and the more aesthetic guys on the team from after a game with shirts off.

Hit matches with "So what's your position on handsome and muscular rugby guys that are from out of state and in town for 48 hours going down on you?". Tons of girls will get offended and unmatch or try and shame you, whatever who cares. There were a LOT of different types of attractive women that would bite however. One or two messages, get number, then shotgun blast approach usually during half time of game to every number letting them know its reydelmundo from tinder, and we're staying at a hotel around such and such area, and to send any pics of friends they want to bring that might like my friends.

After the social decide which girls we're actually going to invite and give the address and main room number to. Combination of attractiveness and how eager they seemed, sometimes would just straight up let them know that they're only invited if they're trying to catch a dik. A reasonable percentage of the time the girl would just straight fire back a nude, remember these girls were vibing with the in town for the weekend and rugby guys going down on her line.

Wouldn't be uncommon to walk into the one of the rooms where the liquor was to make a drink and have a girl that gave zero fuks that you were in the room getting pounded out by a buddy.

As far as the in town chit, idk, there's not much harm if you're talking to a girl in asking her if she wants to get out of there. She says no? Who cares, she's not what you're looking for.
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Originally Posted By ReyDelMundo
Had an older friend that was an alumni of my rugby team, fun guy used to rage with him. Has twin daughters that are 8/10 LTC crew, met them when they were 17 at games. Banged one on her 20th birthday then after she went out of state for rehab and never came back, hit her twin up and smashed for a couple months. Was 31 at the time.

Cheated on gf with roughly 40 different women including her married best friend.

Ex-gf that was a frequent fuk buddy came over hammered in college and passed out in my bed. Completely forgot she was there, neighbor came back from a sorority party and barged into the apartment, hanging out and decide to go back to my room, she hits the bathroom first. Realize my ex is still in bed passed out, shove her off the bed to the side and cover her with a blanket, turn lights off. Proceed to smash sloot. Ex starts making some noises after awhile, basically everything goes to chit as they're both realizing there's another female in the room. Chase after sorority sloot and tell her I'll get rid of my ex, if she can just go next door to her place and wait a few minutes I'll be back. Go back to my apartment, bang ex girlfriend, wake up next morning with a series of texts and missed calls until 3 am from very angry neighbor sorority sloot.

Been having an affair for 3 years with a woman that was married when I met her, but recently divorced. A year ago her and her husband were fighting a lot, so she was staying at one of their AirBnB homes. He's on a trip out of state, so she invited me over to the main house (the house the husband is staying in), fukked, she grabs my boxers and tells me I don't need them, I'm like wtf, but whatever. Getting ready to head downstairs and she tosses them on the middle of the floor of the bedroom and says "my husband gets back on Monday but the maid doesn't come until Wednesday, oops". Btw, fuk marriage.
Sounds like you spread a lot of misery. Put a bullet in your head
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Holy chit

Your not the kind of dude I would want in my life lol, maybe in a fantasy league
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