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43 y/o tinder milf (pics)
01-22-2021, 01:04 AM
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43 y/o tinder milf (pics)
Not as good as cherrypopinski's milf, but still phukable.
I'm 21, never phucked a girl over 30, please help me misc.
She hasn't replied... what do I do now?
[Edit: pics removed for her own privacy]
I'm 21, never phucked a girl over 30, please help me misc.
She hasn't replied... what do I do now?
[Edit: pics removed for her own privacy]
01-22-2021, 01:07 AM
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Originally Posted By ChillyWetWilly⏩
Get her pregnant probably hasn’t had menopause yetNot as good as cherrypopinski's milf, but still phukable.
I'm 21, never phucked a girl over 30, please help me misc.
She hasn't replied... what do I do now?
I'm 21, never phucked a girl over 30, please help me misc.
She hasn't replied... what do I do now?
01-22-2021, 01:08 AM
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Get her number and set up a date
you'll more than likely be able to clap dem cheeks, she aint bad looking and you'll likely have a 43yr old fcuk buddy that'll probably do the nasty chit you like in bed
inb4 the bady daddies show up at the same spot as the date
you'll more than likely be able to clap dem cheeks, she aint bad looking and you'll likely have a 43yr old fcuk buddy that'll probably do the nasty chit you like in bed
inb4 the bady daddies show up at the same spot as the date
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01-22-2021, 01:09 AM
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lol she just wanted you to indulge her fantasy of not being a total sloot... which she is. But still.
01-22-2021, 01:11 AM
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Just tell her 'let's hang out as friends and see what happens'
It means you're going to fuk, you both know it, just sloots like to pretend it 'just happened'
It means you're going to fuk, you both know it, just sloots like to pretend it 'just happened'
01-22-2021, 01:11 AM
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01-22-2021, 01:14 AM
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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩
This is a high school level EZ smash test that OP just failed lmaoJust tell her 'let's hang out as friends and see what happens'
It means you're going to fuk, you both know it, just sloots like to pretend it 'just happened'
It means you're going to fuk, you both know it, just sloots like to pretend it 'just happened'
01-22-2021, 01:16 AM
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Originally Posted By Kewbrah⏩
^ThisShe was asking you to say you didn't just want a ONS but you didn't so she moved on to someone who was prepared to be a regular FWB or someone who was willing to pretend they were.
You goofed OP, seems like it's still recoverable though. Sloots often want something ongoing rather than a one nighter. And if she's a decent lay why not?
For future reference try and go for a bit more general chit chat first before going straight into asking what she is looking for. Try and build a rapport even if only briefly.
01-22-2021, 01:16 AM
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She was literally telling you she wanted to get together and you blew it. Should have told her you wanted to meet to see if she's as sexy in person.
Although also with a profile like that she has hundreds of guys to choose from so she's probably busy.
Although also with a profile like that she has hundreds of guys to choose from so she's probably busy.
01-22-2021, 01:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Kewbrah⏩
Come on OP don’t fumble the bagShe was asking you to say you didn't just want a ONS but you didn't so she moved on to someone who was prepared to be a regular FWB or someone who was willing to pretend they were.
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01-22-2021, 01:21 AM
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Here's an update following AgentHawk's advice.
Am I in?
Am I in?
01-22-2021, 01:24 AM
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01-22-2021, 01:25 AM
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Originally Posted By dabbmw2002⏩
lol sorry. I haven't practiced text game in ages, just came out of a 2 year relationship two weeks ago."Let's set up a date to test our chemistry. How doescasualdrinks at bar/pub sound to you?
Holy chit this has to be a roll bread. What a fukin cornball line. You got us OP. if you aint trollin, good luck
Holy chit this has to be a roll bread. What a fukin cornball line. You got us OP. if you aint trollin, good luck
01-22-2021, 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
chit now what hahahaShe was literally telling you she wanted to get together and you blew it. Should have told her you wanted to meet to see if she's as sexy in person.
Although also with a profile like that she has hundreds of guys to choose from so she's probably busy.
Although also with a profile like that she has hundreds of guys to choose from so she's probably busy.
I just replied "Oh". Then I saw the tinder animation for her typing but she didn't reply.
01-22-2021, 01:46 AM
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Might have salvaged it but honestly I would have cancelled whatever I was doing tomorrow night and gone for the quick meet instead. She will likely get bored by next week and flake.
01-22-2021, 01:48 AM
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
Can't cancel :/ a good mate's 21st.Might have salvaged it but honestly I would have cancelled whatever I was doing tomorrow night and gone for the quick meet instead. She will likely get bored by next week and flake.
01-22-2021, 01:50 AM
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You've tried pretty hard to screw this one up OP, and you're still in there.
She's just a lonely single mom who wants some D and companionship.
She's probably given up on having a normal relationship on account of kids, work, probably a dickhead ex, being busy.
Just set up a meet, have some drinks suggest going to her place or yours and bone away.
So she wants regular D? Cool go hit it, and if it's good hit it again. Once a week, twice a month, whatever.
Some time will pass and you might get bored or she might want more than you want to give her, deal with that when it happens.
You have a super easy out when you want to end things:
"I've had a great time with you but I feel like I need to settle down and find someone to start a family with".
She's probably not looking for you to be a stepdad and she's done having kids so what can she say to that? Nothing.
You retain your good guy status and could probably still hit her up in a pinch whenever.
She's just a lonely single mom who wants some D and companionship.
She's probably given up on having a normal relationship on account of kids, work, probably a dickhead ex, being busy.
Just set up a meet, have some drinks suggest going to her place or yours and bone away.
So she wants regular D? Cool go hit it, and if it's good hit it again. Once a week, twice a month, whatever.
Some time will pass and you might get bored or she might want more than you want to give her, deal with that when it happens.
You have a super easy out when you want to end things:
"I've had a great time with you but I feel like I need to settle down and find someone to start a family with".
She's probably not looking for you to be a stepdad and she's done having kids so what can she say to that? Nothing.
You retain your good guy status and could probably still hit her up in a pinch whenever.
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01-22-2021, 01:51 AM
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Originally Posted By ChillyWetWilly⏩
enjoy your buddies 21st and find another milf. She doesn't seem as interested as you are in meeting herCan't cancel :/ a good mate's 21st.
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God damn you lads are autistic.
Instead of saying 'excited to see if you're sexy in person'. Just say 'I can't wait to meet you'. The former sounds sleazy and cringe worthy.
You're 21 she's 43, she knows exactly what you're looking for you don't have to be explicit about it.
Instead of saying 'excited to see if you're sexy in person'. Just say 'I can't wait to meet you'. The former sounds sleazy and cringe worthy.
You're 21 she's 43, she knows exactly what you're looking for you don't have to be explicit about it.
01-22-2021, 02:00 AM
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I'm just not going to reply until the day. Hopefully she's still lonely and horny by then.
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She wanted to type sonny boy
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Class A milf but you ain't getting laid based on the way you text. No witty back and forth banter, no cheeky remarks, no challenge, no pussy for you op. Her attraction for you is gonna end pretty quick if you keep texting like a beta. Good luck tho and keep us updated
01-22-2021, 03:37 AM
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Just lol @ what western men have been reduced to.
Trying to 'text game' a 5/10 45-year old slag with two kids and getting attitude for not wanting to smash on the regular guaranteed upfront.
Paging Dr. Hanley, can you GTFIH and shows these plebs how it's done please?
Trying to 'text game' a 5/10 45-year old slag with two kids and getting attitude for not wanting to smash on the regular guaranteed upfront.
Paging Dr. Hanley, can you GTFIH and shows these plebs how it's done please?
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Originally Posted By Blasting⏩
I think he already did brah, my mans missed the opportunity of giving this tinder milf reassurance that it's not an ONSSolid MILF for sure. Don’t fuk this up.
if you need someone to chat with, don't hesitate to shoot me a PM.
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