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post 1629503623 01-23-2021, 10:40 PM
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Only have $20 in my bank account and my dad is being an ****

Holy sh** I’m pissed off rn guys. As you guys know i am bulking and eventually want to make ifbb pro card for bodybuilding. This requires me to eat more than the average man as I have a large amount of lbm(muscle) and l lift 5x a week. So my calorie maintenance is usually around 6000-7000 calories. Currently eating 8500 a day which means I’m spending a hefty amount on food each month.

I spend around $1600 a month just on groceries with $200 a week spent on door dash/Uber eats. There’s no way I can eat less with how fast my metabolism is. I’m going to school and working part time living on my own as my dad pretty much pays for my rent and gives me monthly allowances. I ran out of money and my dad refuses to give me more. Telling me I need to work on my spending habits. Like wtf.

I’m a f*** athlete and have a goal. I won’t stop until I meet that goal. I plan to compete at 250lbs open class physique.

Any of you guys want to help me out here? Can I sign up for unemployment even though I’m working? I mean as long as I tell them I’m unemployed they can’t deny me. The government isn’t sending agents to f*** spy on me so f*** it I’ll just sign up.

I refuse to lose the muscle mass I worked for. I also enjoy my Pizza Hut McDonalds dinners way too much to transition to lame healthy foods. I f*** deserve to eat like a man just as anyone else. I should be entitled to eat what I please. If I want a f*** Triple Baconator I’m going to get a triple f*** baconator as I’m an American and I have my rights to such amenities.

I basically have to wait 2 whole f*** weeks before I get paid and get my dad’s next allowance. Fk bros what do I do?
post 1629503883 01-23-2021, 10:42 PM
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I had 8 grand last week btw, so it’s it as if I was out splurging and ***
post 1629503993 01-23-2021, 10:42 PM
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post 1629504103 01-23-2021, 10:43 PM
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Too long for me to read just now, but I saw your name and hi you are back ! Hello
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post 1629504383 01-23-2021, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted By DM28⏩
Too long for me to read just now, but I saw your name and hi you are back ! Hello
Hey
post 1629504553 01-23-2021, 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted By JustCallMeJonny⏩
Hey
You good? We need some of your threads, how long has it been? Hope you had a nice break
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post 1629504763 01-23-2021, 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted By DM28⏩
You good? We need some of your threads, how long has it been? Hope you had a nice break
I’ve been busy but I’m ready to bring the heat down here. Good to see you’re here.
And f** pretty boys and the stupid jawline
post 1629505063 01-23-2021, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted By JustCallMeJonny⏩
I’ve been busy but I’m ready to bring the heat down here. Good to see you’re here.
And f** pretty boys and the stupid jawline
We love those jawlines though we can't help it
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post 1629505113 01-23-2021, 10:53 PM
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post 1629505193 01-23-2021, 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted By DM28⏩
You good? We need some of your threads, how long has it been? Hope you had a nice break
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post 1629505333 01-23-2021, 10:55 PM
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g4p? two weeks isnt alot. just use it to drop some bf
post 1629505353 01-23-2021, 10:55 PM
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oh, fck my sides lmao.


Whomever made you red deserves the beating of a lifetime.


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post 1629505453 01-23-2021, 10:56 PM
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post 1629505563 01-23-2021, 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted By DM28⏩
We love those jawlines though we can't help it
My manliness is more alluring tbh
post 1629505663 01-23-2021, 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted By iloveus⏩
I do have a job I just work part time since I’m going to school for exercise science.
post 1629505823 01-23-2021, 11:00 PM
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Originally Posted By iloveus⏩
Lmao brb might just add him to my collection
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post 1629505973 01-23-2021, 11:01 PM
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This is a pretty hilarious alt.
It was all just satire. Sorry if I offended anyone with my trolling and sickening posts. Peace and love to everyone.
post 1629506223 01-23-2021, 11:04 PM
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Get a job at McDonald's and get cheap burgers and chit.
Think you get a discount.
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post 1629506823 01-23-2021, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩
Get a job at McDonald's and get cheap burgers and chit.
Think you get a discount.
Do they let you eat left over or burnt meals? What about unfinished food from customers?
post 1629506953 01-23-2021, 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Liberal3lite⏩
This is a pretty hilarious alt.
He's mine
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post 1629507143 01-23-2021, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted By JustCallMeJonny⏩
Do they let you eat left over or burnt meals? What about unfinished food from customers?
When I was 16, I worked at a Panda Express. If you were doing a 6+ hour shift, they let us get a free meal for our lunch break
Wort ew in th wold.
post 1629507273 01-23-2021, 11:19 PM
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New copypasta? If original, this is how you troll boyos.
post 1629507363 01-23-2021, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted By ClivesTriceps⏩
When I was 16, I worked at a Panda Express. If you were doing a 6+ hour shift, they let us get a free meal for our lunch break
Just one? What’s defined as a meal to them?
post 1629507373 01-23-2021, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted By JustCallMeJonny⏩
Do they let you eat left over or burnt meals? What about unfinished food from customers?
Don't know I never worked there.
Guess you could skim the garage cans or something.
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post 1629507733 01-23-2021, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩
Don't know I never worked there.
Guess you could skim the garage cans or something.
What’s usually in the garage cans? I heard there’s usually excess cooked meat at the end of the day. Figure I could probably sneak some unused food to my car during breaks.
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Brah if your working there you could have a stack of cooked burgers stashed away somewhere and when no one's looking just choke them down fast.
Your going to have to get creative brah

Also hit up the food banks and soup kitchens around the homeless shelters.
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post 1629508293 01-23-2021, 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩
Brah if your working there you could have a stack of cooked burgers stashed away somewhere and when no one's looking just choke them down fast.
Your going to have to get creative brah

Also hit up the food banks and soup kitchens around the homeless shelters.
Well I figure using my breaks and end of shift time to hurry up and grab what I can. I’m considering food banks too but what kind of food do they have? I need at least 5k calories worth. Should I tell them about my bodybuilding goals and difficult living situation?
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Originally Posted By DM28⏩
Jonny tell them you're mine just so they are sure <3
They wouldn’t believe me
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Originally Posted By JustCallMeJonny⏩
They wouldn’t believe me
I will tell them then, Jonny is mine and one of my favorites <3
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