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post 1629618593 01-25-2021, 04:21 AM
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Any miscers been on a spiritual retreat like ayahuasca?

Last year I dated this girl who has her license for it. She's a shaman.

If I remember right she told me I can book a session for free because I took her out on dates.


Worth it? Good for curing addictions?
post 1629618713 01-25-2021, 04:26 AM
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Piss in the eyes from an Asian sloot while cooming is the only kind of Ayahuasca I need.
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post 1629618773 01-25-2021, 04:27 AM
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Originally Posted By CopeFear⏩
Piss in the eyes from an Asian sloot while cooming is the only kind of Ayahuasca I need.
Brah u need to calm down
post 1629618963 01-25-2021, 04:34 AM
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Also, thsi girl is hot. wanna keep dating her lol


Lemme see if I can pull up some pics for the misc
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post 1629619313 01-25-2021, 04:45 AM
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Originally Posted By CopeFear⏩
Piss in the eyes from an Asian sloot while cooming is the only kind of Ayahuasca I need.
Absolutely degenening
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post 1629619453 01-25-2021, 04:50 AM
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post 1629619483 01-25-2021, 04:51 AM
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nevermind, not going to post her pics. her brother is in the military and looks pretty bad ass.
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I would not do this stuff.

It messes most people up. They sometimes say it does not because it does not overtly hurt them. Everyone doing this stuff turns a little weirder.

I think literally everyone who does it a lot turns in to a hyper-weirdo.
post 1629620263 01-25-2021, 05:08 AM
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I've been on spiritual sex tourism where I fuct a bunch.
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post 1629620593 01-25-2021, 05:18 AM
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Spiritual retreat =/= poisoning your brain and having massive diarreah.
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Originally Posted By PrimarisIn⏩
Did you learn anything from it?
Yeh. Had the revelation that every thing we do/ every decision matters while at the same time meaning nothing at all.

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I think the set/setting/atmosphere/etc on one of those retreats wouldn't be ideal. Everything has to be perfect or you risk having a long nightmare. Do it in your house where you're comfortable like moosik.
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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩
I think the set/setting/atmosphere/etc on one of those retreats wouldn't be ideal. Everything has to be perfect or you risk having a long nightmare. Do it in your house where you're comfortable like moosik.
It's actually a clinic run outside the city lol. I dunno if she actually does the whole thing but they call her to book the sessions

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The kind of girl who gives away free rituals for a good d!cking doesn’t sound like the best kind of shaman....
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Originally Posted By jtaylor2010⏩
The kind of girl who gives away free rituals for a good d!cking doesn’t sound like the best kind of shaman....
Well I took her out to the mountains and I think she just wants to pay me back
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Originally Posted By jtaylor2010⏩
The kind of girl who gives away free rituals for a good d!cking doesn’t sound like the best kind of shaman....
This. Sounds like a trainwreck. Also assume OP means certification instead of licensing. I'm trying to imagine what a governing body for insanity looks like.
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Originally Posted By PrimarisIn⏩
Last year I dated this girl who has her license for it. She's a shaman.

If I remember right she told me I can book a session for free because I took her out on dates.


Worth it? Good for curing addictions?
Wouldn’t go as far as calling it a spiritual retreat, but smoked too much weed and locked myself in a bathroom and couldn’t figure out how to turn the light on. Wouldn’t recommend that journey.
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Originally Posted By PrimarisIn⏩
Last year I dated this girl who has her license for it. She's a shaman.

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You can take shrooms in your mothers basement, so no need to go to Peru.

These retreats are full of the biggest self centered egotistical *******s on Earth.
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bobby did mushrooms once. stuffed mushrooms. a whole fukin platter
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People who do that stuff are never the same ever again. And are weird af afterwards.
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why? I know people that have taken dmt and never recovered and are what doctors call schizophrenic

ruined their entire life. No job will hire them because they are weird as fuk. No woman wants to date or marry them because they are weird as fuk. etc
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