Hitting the slopes is GOAT, fight me if you disagree. JFL if you aren't at least pretending to be a WASP.

I think surfing beats all the above.

I will also fight you and have the misc laugh at you that a 5’6.5 manlet that weighs 165lbs beats you up.

Surfing is solid but JFL if you think it mogs skiing in any way. The only pro it has is that you see sloots in bikinis instead of bundled up in jackets.

Come at me brah

Have to agree mostly. Those sports are GOAT in terms of destination, class, sloots, etc. you can do them when you’re in your 60s+, have the hottest girls, no riff raff trash



That said I think gold is mostly for dad bod dorks. Good if you need it to network and I love a good golf scramble with the boys, but I have buddies that golf every other day and think it’s a giant waste of time. At least lifting and gym have health benefits

Also a bit different but sand volleyball is my GOAT sport


Brb babes

BRB manlets blown the **** out

BRB social sport. Can play and make friends easily

BRB intense enough where you get a good work out in (unlike golf), but casual enough you can crush some beers during it (unlike tennis)



Only pitfall of vball is can’t play it everywhere and if you have a scrub or two on your team it all falls apart

You have to golf for the moment when you meet your HBB's rich dad so you don't hit the ball backwards with your hands shaking. Doesn't matter that you've maxed out your credit cards to get a Rolex, he'll see right through you.

Volleyball is also pretty solid, true.

Snowboarding, golf and hockey crew

although skiing is more waspy and high class than boarding but I prefer snowboarding

Winter sports crew.

But also hockey crew.

I love tennis. I am okay, but none of my friends play

Skiing yes, but snowboarding is for Kyles/Brads

Skiing is one of those weird venn diagrams where it attracts both rich WASPy times and stoners

Yeah it’s nice to see sloots in bikinis. Honestly man I was supposed to go skiing with a friend last year but they pulled out. I have all the gear I bought for it. Bought some montec jacket for like £300 and pants for £150-200 each but bought two because I didn’t know what fit to get and I forgot to send one back, haven’t even used them lol. Unfortunately because I live in the uk we have to travel abroad to go skiing and you’re looking at about £1,000 all in for a week....as you can imagine that’s a hefty bill for a wagecel.....I have a surf spot about a 3 minute walk from my house (only on rare occasions is this good) and other good spots about half hour drive, so surfing is better suited in that sense. I’m good at surfing, used to skate, skateboard and was pretty good on a bmx so I think I’d feel comfortable on a snowboard/skiing, although it’s possible I’m just being cocky because I’m good at everything else.

Meet you in the park at 3pm. Manlet army incoming. Be there or be square *******.

Golf's lame. If you really like it cool but so many wannabe tryhards do it thinking it'll get them in with the "right crowd".

I've tried snowboarding twice and always fall on my ass, looks fun but I have no interest in wasting time on it when I can enjoy skiing instead. Some people in my groups prefer snowboarding, seems kind of random to me where I couldn't anecdotally classify it. Snowboarding probably attracts more Kyles because it has a closer parallel to skateboarding.Stoner pretending to be a WASP crewA large part of the MOGGing of skiing is the cost for sure. It's also just fun as fuark. Surfing is solid but you don't have any sort of consistency or long periods of excitement (maybe if you're really good you do). If you go down a black diamond from the peak you know exactly what you're getting into for the next ten minutes.

Selling tickets for people to laugh at the manlet army gathering upFair. Honestly don't like it much personally and I'm bad at it, but it has to be tacked on to the other WASP activities.

I don’t know what a black diamond is. I googled it but it looks like it might be the hardest route to take. As a complete amateur is it possible to go down a black diamond on your first go. I’ll be willing to try that.

Manlet army is growing but ain’t nobody buying your wolf tickets brah

Started kitesurfing last year. Nothing comes close

I started skiing on the East Coast and was able to do blues my first time skiing, which is sort of intermediate level, enough to get some good speed and get adrenaline pumping. I went down a black diamond at the end and got wrecked but made to to the bottom I guess. I live in Colorado now where the blues are like some black diamonds on the East Coast so the colors are relative. I went last week and got wrecked going down what I did not realize was a long blue of straight moguls.

Snowboarding I've tried twice and just fall on my ass constantly whenever I try to turn to the left. Consensus seems to be that skiing is easy to be mediocre at but getting good is difficult, whereas snowboarding is challenging to start off but once you get over the initial hurdle it's easier. I always tell beginners who go with me that they should ski but some people think snowboarding looks cooler/more fun, whatever.

Any of you guys do Ellicottville?

I have a few buddies who went and apparently it’s a blast and a really cool spot. Like just an old school ski town without all the commercialism you’d find in Whistler, aspen etc

I’m doing Banff personally in the next month or so

Don't be a dumbass. Your balls will be in your stomach on the lift up and your knees will buckle when you're at the top and realize there's only one way to get down at that point.

This.

I did it, went skiing with friends who all went 4 or 5 times a year, there was nothing enjoyable about fearing for my life as I edge down a slope nigh on paralysed with fear and regret, whilst my friends positioned themselves at intervals to help me if I slipped.

I did slip and went cascading off a 100ft drop, snapping my skis on landing. You can't grasp how steep it is, until you've no choice but to go down.

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My skis post route

Only thing golf is good for is getting yucky with the boys and networking. It seems to have really fallen out with the WASP girl crowd and if thats what you want ski & tennis mog golf all day.

You left out rock climbing, costs $$ for equipment so you either get waspy daughters or granola chicks that either have money or more down to earth ones who live the minimalist live/or are just good at budgeting.

Standing at the top and looking down that bitch knowing you're in WAY over your head.

Granola people are the worst though. They think they are enlightened and above everyone but are usually just unmovitated stoners with disgusting hands


The girls suck because they don’t wear makeup or dress feminine ever. Basically dudes

I'm a qualified pilot who's lost power 25 seconds after take off, faced 80ft updrafts on LEI kites and have had drum brakes dump oil over my front tyre racing in pre 1980 250cc class italian bikes track circuits.

And nothing compared to the sense of impending doom like I did when I turned around and realised there was no other way down.

With those other events, it was **** scary, but you only needed to 5 seconds of luck, and you were safe. This is a 5 minute, 45% slope, and there's no way out than down.
That was 6 years ago, and I remember, clear as day the fear I had approaching the ridge and yet nothing continued to not appear over the edge, it just continued to fall away. I've danced with death a lot, but that was the only time I thought my odds of dying were approaching surviving.
I had my goggles on my forehead when I slipped and my skis were kicking the snow into my eyes so I was blinded, flipped my goggles down and just saw the route dissapear around right bend, with no walls away to the cliff, rolled onto my stomach and dug my hands into the snow hard as I ****ing could, no ****ing hope, must've been going 20-30mph, knew I was going off, true terror.

Wow thanks for getting right to it.

I agree. Surfing is the GOAT.

Just lmao. I remember when I first started doing blacks I took a video on my phone. Feel like you're skiing straight down an abyss, cutting like crazy to maintain balance. Look at video afterwards and looks like you're autistically zigzagging down a green.

Do any of you guys shred park?

Nothing like flying off a table top and tweaking an Indy grab and landing smoothly with a causal 180 to ride switch down the rest of the hill. Steezy as fukkk.

I did a fakie trey down 9, right before i locked a kid in the truck. Owen wilson style.

I miss skiing. I don't miss where I went skiing though. Clotheslined by tree branches. Going off dropoffs. The memories.