You go to the fridge to get a glass of milk and see this

01-25-2021, 12:39 PM

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You go to the fridge to get a glass of milk and see this

...wut do?

01-25-2021, 12:40 PM

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i don't see chit

01-25-2021, 12:40 PM

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probably try and suck on them (ded fkn Srs)

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01-25-2021, 12:41 PM

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mumble "scuse me while i slide by" while moving my arm in sideways with body facing away from her to grab the milk from the door

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01-25-2021, 12:41 PM

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01-25-2021, 12:43 PM

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Pretty ironic that i'd be going in there for milk myself and i see she has 2 milk truks waiting right there....

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01-25-2021, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted By Archangel_Lost⏩

mumble "scuse me while i slide by" while moving my arm in sideways with body facing away from her to grab the milk from the door

There's no milk left, she drank it all

01-25-2021, 12:48 PM

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looks like I won't be needing a glass

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01-25-2021, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted By TokenV⏩

looks like I won't be needing a glass

Das it mane

Damn

01-25-2021, 12:52 PM

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01-25-2021, 12:52 PM

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01-25-2021, 12:56 PM

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Quickly get my firearm out from my lockbox, load it and announce that I am the homeowner and that they are trespassing. I then tell them that they should leave my property immediately. Depending on the response or lack thereof, I then warn them once that I will be forced to open fire of they do not comply. Depending on the response to this or lack thereof, I then warn them again that I will fire a warning shot to display that I am serious. Depending on the response or lack thereof, I then fire a warning shot. Depending on what follows, I then shoot the home invader, most likely in the leg or arm, depending on how great a threat to life they present. Once the home invader has been immobilized, I then check for a pulse and try to stem the bleeding. While all this is going on, I dial 911 - if I hadn't already and/or didn't have time or mind to beforehand - and inform the operator that a home invader has broken into my property and I have shot them twice.

Usually, cops and EMTs would attend the scene and the home invader would be taken away and I'd most likely be questioned for about ten minutes and if the cops are happy with my story and the events, I'd be left to clear up and go back to bed; otherwise, I may be charged with a number of offenses, but usually it wouldn't make it past the grand jury, because I was clearly in the right and defending my property from a big-bosomed dangerous home invader.

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01-25-2021, 12:59 PM

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Milk her udders

01-25-2021, 01:01 PM

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01-25-2021, 01:02 PM

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Milk those udders.

01-25-2021, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted By Muscle2021⏩

damn dude, name?

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01-25-2021, 01:02 PM

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Scream at this biotch for letting all the cold air out and ruining my groceries.

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01-25-2021, 01:03 PM

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why have a glass when I can have the whole trucks?

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Shall not be Infringed. FUK CHINA.

01-25-2021, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩

Pretty ironic that i'd be going in there for milk myself and i see she has 2 milk truks waiting right there....

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01-25-2021, 01:06 PM

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Tell her to get a breast reduction and get out of my house because she's trespassing and trying to steal my food.

Then sing 'Swing low sweet chariots'.

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01-25-2021, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted By Merovingian11⏩

Tell her to get a breast reduction.

01-25-2021, 01:17 PM

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01-25-2021, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted By PenorBrahNoHomo⏩

A-B-C have the best staying power.

Those things will be sagging like crazy in no time. Do you really like nippies that point down?

Perky > Saggy. To each their own.

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01-25-2021, 01:32 PM

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01-25-2021, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted By Merovingian11⏩

A-B-C have the best staying power.

Those things will be sagging like crazy in no time. Do you really like nippies that point down?

Perky > Saggy. To each their own.

Brah I don't care about her longevity