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Thread: Just got approved for unemployment

post 1629817403 01-27-2021, 05:35 AM
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Just got approved for unemployment

Looks like I finally found a loophole with the government and now I can take back what from all the pointless taxes and bills I constantly have to pay.

Literally all I had to do was lie about being unemployed and make it seem as if I were homeless. Given I live in San Francisco they didn’t question my story. So now I’m getting $1200 paychecks every two weeks. I also filed for ebt so that’s even more free money. I’m probably well over $2k in debt with credit cards but I really don’t have to worry as my dad pretty much covers my living expenses.


I have to say I’m living like a free man meanwhile all you bitter f*** continue to harass me on a daily basis. Funny how karma works huh?
post 1629817493 01-27-2021, 05:38 AM
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Living the American dream
post 1629817583 01-27-2021, 05:39 AM
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Join the millions of others doing the same shiit
post 1629830633 01-27-2021, 08:40 AM
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Good,spread the news to everyone.
post 1629832143 01-27-2021, 08:58 AM
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Good for you.
post 1629832623 01-27-2021, 09:04 AM
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congrats brother (ded fkn Srs)
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post 1629833013 01-27-2021, 09:07 AM
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Right on OP... you beat the System young buck!





















































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post 1629833233 01-27-2021, 09:10 AM
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$1200 is a lot. $500 for your right stomach, and $700 for your left stomach?

post 1629834313 01-27-2021, 09:20 AM
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OP is a retarded *******
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post 1629835033 01-27-2021, 09:28 AM
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Happy for you op <3
post 1629835113 01-27-2021, 09:29 AM
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post 1629836933 01-27-2021, 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted By BrianDaMan⏩
$1200 is a lot. $500 for your right stomach, and $700 for your left stomach?

I think you got it backwards, unless you're talking about the pic perspective. He needs $700 for the right and $500 for the left.

What are you trying to do throw him further off balance?
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post 1629837243 01-27-2021, 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted By Merovingian11⏩
I think you got it backwards, unless you're talking about the pic perspective. He needs $700 for the right and $500 for the left.

What are you trying to do throw him further off balance?
i meant from his perspective, sir
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