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Watched "Midsommar" the other day. Has anyone here seen it?
01-31-2021, 09:00 AM
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Watched "Midsommar" the other day. Has anyone here seen it?
From the dude who brought us Hereditary. It was something like 2.5 hours so I watched it in a few instalments.
Basically, my reaction through the entire thing..

Basically, my reaction through the entire thing..

*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
01-31-2021, 09:02 AM
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Meh. Not a huge fan. A lot of unanswered questions.
Also, they clearly don’t know what tripping is like lol.
Also, they clearly don’t know what tripping is like lol.
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I also didn't think it was that great. Seemed kind of pointless overall. I get what he was trying to do with the themes of grief, family, community, etc. But it sort of fell flat.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
01-31-2021, 09:11 AM
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For people who have seen both, how does it compare to Hereditary? That was one the best moves I’ve seen in a while and have been contemplating watching Midsommer ever since.
01-31-2021, 09:14 AM
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Lol @ that film.
Synopsis: white guy gets cucked by gf he wanted to finish with, but didn’t have the heart to, because she suffered a family bereavement is then pressed into going to weirdo commune.
He gets drugged and has sexors with another chick against his will. GF sacrifices him and joins cult.
Verdict: Scandinavian style cucking because white man bad, yes all whammen.
Score: utter chit/10
Synopsis: white guy gets cucked by gf he wanted to finish with, but didn’t have the heart to, because she suffered a family bereavement is then pressed into going to weirdo commune.
He gets drugged and has sexors with another chick against his will. GF sacrifices him and joins cult.
Verdict: Scandinavian style cucking because white man bad, yes all whammen.
Score: utter chit/10
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01-31-2021, 09:16 AM
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Hereditary is very different than Midsommar. I was legit watching Midsommar waiting for a big event but instead it was like a slow burn that just kind of kept going through the movie. Not terrible but different. And some decent parts.
Hereditary was better though in many ways, never mind a couple of legit WTF moments that surprised the hell out of me. Midsommar didn't really have that.
Hereditary was better though in many ways, never mind a couple of legit WTF moments that surprised the hell out of me. Midsommar didn't really have that.
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Originally Posted By messomi⏩
Impart upon us plebs your insight oh enlightened oneone of the best movies I have seen in a while doesn't surprise me that you people don't get it.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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Originally Posted By BootneckBrah⏩
Really? That sucks, but thanks for the warning. Will avoid/10Lol @ that film.
Synopsis: white guy gets cucked by gf he wanted to finish with, but didn’t have the heart to, because she suffered a family bereavement is then pressed into going to weirdo commune.
He gets drugged and has sexors with another chick against his will. GF sacrifices him and joins cult.
Verdict: Scandinavian style cucking because white man bad, yes all whammen.
Score: utter chit/10
Synopsis: white guy gets cucked by gf he wanted to finish with, but didn’t have the heart to, because she suffered a family bereavement is then pressed into going to weirdo commune.
He gets drugged and has sexors with another chick against his will. GF sacrifices him and joins cult.
Verdict: Scandinavian style cucking because white man bad, yes all whammen.
Score: utter chit/10
01-31-2021, 10:26 AM
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It's worth watching once just for the experience. You definitely don't want to be sober for it.
The Lighthouse was better
The Lighthouse was better
01-31-2021, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted By DizzySmalls⏩
Lighthouse was better. Definitely a similarly weird movie but packed more of a punch.It's worth watching once just for the experience. You definitely don't want to be sober for it.
The Lighthouse was better
The Lighthouse was better
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
01-31-2021, 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Isn’t lighthouse just 2 dudes coomin all the time? No wonder it’s a hit on the misc.Lighthouse was better. Definitely a similarly weird movie but packed more of a punch.
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Originally Posted By chino3⏩
It was very homoerotic in a highbrow sort of way yes, in a very Freudian/Jungian wayIsn’t lighthouse just 2 dudes coomin all the time? No wonder it’s a hit on the misc.
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Watched it strange movie it was okay
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I loved it, I loved the mystery of just WTf was going on and what sort of demented **** was happening behind the scenes and you slowly have to soak it in and figure it out. The acting and cinematogrophy were amazing as well.
Very much like a remake and retelling in a different way of The Wicker Man, way better than the Nicolas Cage version. If you watch the original it is much more similar to Midsommer than the chitty remake.
Very much like a remake and retelling in a different way of The Wicker Man, way better than the Nicolas Cage version. If you watch the original it is much more similar to Midsommer than the chitty remake.
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Originally Posted By messomi⏩
lmao what the fuk? srs?one of the best movies I have seen in a while doesn't surprise me that you people don't get it.
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Hereditary is the better movie.
Midsommar had some certified hotties in that movie, especially that redhead during the sex ritual.
Midsommar had some certified hotties in that movie, especially that redhead during the sex ritual.
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01-31-2021, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted By N0stradamus⏩
Was honestly waiting until we would eventually see those little pink redhead nips srsHereditary is the better movie.
Midsommar had some certified hotties in that movie, especially that redhead during the sex ritual.
Midsommar had some certified hotties in that movie, especially that redhead during the sex ritual.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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have not watched due to heridatery was dog chit
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The Critical Drinker said it was utter dog chit ergo I will not be watching.
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Absolute garbage disguised as an artsy film so 100iqers can pretend they are smart finding some deep meaning in a glorified parable of cuckery
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The last thirty minutes was identical to Hereditary. Bunch of weird dumb sh!t going on. Waste of time.
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Saw more old set of titties that id want but still, was at least entertaining.
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i bought it a long time ago, and it's sat in a stack of dvd's. can't bring myself to watch it.
i've heard it's weird and everytime im about to watch something im like "why would i want to feel weird"?
i've heard it's weird and everytime im about to watch something im like "why would i want to feel weird"?
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I notice that director really likes putting old naked people in his movies to create an unsettling atmosphere. Some old saggin' ass titties in that movie. Swinging, floppy cawks too (no homo).
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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