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post 1630261653 02-01-2021, 10:36 AM
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And Then I Woke Up...

I was laying in a nice soft bed with a bald man's head cradled on my chest. The air was sweet as if a window were open and there was the smell of freshly laundered sheets.

He was someone I liked and trusted, but wasn't attracted to.

We were just lazing and he was kind of petting my flank with one hand. He brought up going to a holiday cheese class (class about different cheeses w/samples) and I had been wanting to go sometime, but didn't really want to pay what they were charging.

He said something like "This isn't so bad right?" And I thought to myself, no, it's kind of nice. Then he asked if I consented to what he was doing.

I half-laughed not sure if he was serious or joking. I said "yes, I consent" with a smile...'cause surely there are worse things, and that cheese class sounded like a good time.

Then I woke up.



And realized that apparently I had been LARPing as Elaine. Also that my mercenary inner sloot is apparently okay with trading cuddles and above the waist petting for education + savory snacks.

I don't think I've watched a Seinfeld episode in 10 years.

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Cold Shish Tawook


Inspired by ramimotemem's suggestion to try chicken shwarma to get more protein in my diet. It's tasty, but also maybe trippy.
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post 1630261773 02-01-2021, 10:37 AM
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post 1630262773 02-01-2021, 10:48 AM
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Hehe, I've actually been eating Shish Tawook for the past 4 days or so. Unfortunately, no bald men on my chest... Maybe due to the fact I've never watched Seinfeld.

I'll take this opportunity to teach the MISC how to roll chicken pitas.

First the marinade
Spoiler!


Then you cook the chicken
Spoiler!


Then you open a pita
Spoiler!


Then you spread the garlic sauce
Spoiler!


Then you insert the meat
Spoiler!


Add stupid veggies
Spoiler!


And then you roll, making sure to prep 2 of them

Spoiler!



Edit: Katya, if you want even more protein, look into homemade Tzatziki sauce. Great with vegetables as a dip or in sandwiches. Its base is greek yoghurt.
post 1630263263 02-01-2021, 10:55 AM
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Lol so it was george in your dream?
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Love me some shish tawook
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Originally Posted By katya422⏩
I was laying in a nice soft bed with a bald man's head cradled on my chest. The air was sweet as if a window were open and there was the smell of freshly laundered sheets.

He was someone I liked and trusted, but wasn't attracted to.
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post 1630264333 02-01-2021, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted By ramimotemem⏩
Hehe, I've actually been eating Shish Tawook for the past 4 days or so. Unfortunately, no bald men on my chest... Maybe due to the fact I've never watched Seinfeld.



Edit: Katya, if you want even more protein, look into homemade Tzatziki sauce. Great with vegetables as a dip or in sandwiches. Its base is greek yoghurt.
Fancy. Lazy wench that I am I've just been eating as pictured- cold, no extras.
Originally Posted By lnvictus⏩
Dream produced by: Larry David.
Mebbe. Never experienced I guy asking about consent in my life.
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post 1630264563 02-01-2021, 11:14 AM
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In on 20 page thread.

Didn’t read OP.

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post 1630264763 02-01-2021, 11:17 AM
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Completely normal. All women dream about the wisdom and power of a bald man from time to time
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post 1630265033 02-01-2021, 11:20 AM
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Didn't read but just wanted to say hello to everyone in this thread and hope u have a nice day
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post 1630265243 02-01-2021, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
ITT miscer Katya professes her love for miscer Ratfish
Unlikely. Just a dream, but would say it was someone around my same age.
Originally Posted By Legz422⏩
Lol so it was george in your dream?
Don't recall a face; more just a vibe.
Originally Posted By Kiop⏩
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post 1630265263 02-01-2021, 11:22 AM
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OP, what’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?
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Originally Posted By katya422⏩
Fancy. Lazy wench that I am I've just been eating as pictured- cold, no extras.
We've all been there.

Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
Completely normal. All women dream about the wisdom and power of a bald man from time to time
After having been almost bald (no guard buzz) for the past couple of years, can confirm.
Originally Posted By Coal
Didn't read but just wanted to say hello to everyone in this thread and hope u have a nice day
Wow man thanks, I hope you have a nice week.
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"Forced" to take my grandfather's M6 to school stop at the mcdonalds I used to work at manager i worked with sees me in the drive thru we hate each other she asks how did I obtain the car I ask for a hamburger, she gives me a hamburger I raise it to my lips and take a bite. My eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs I swallow and look down at the hamburger in my hands. She gives me a hamburger I swallow and look down at the hamburger in my hands. I cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs a pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. She gives me a hamburger I look at her face, and she is pleading with me. The children are crying now I raise the hamburger to my lips, tears stream down my face as I take a bite she gives me a hamburger. I am on my knees.

I plead with her to go across the street. She hears only children's laughter she gives me a hamburger I am screaming as I fall down the stairs. She is my child. I cannot see anything I take a bite of the hamburger the concrete rushes up to meet me I awake with a start in my own bed. My eye twitches involuntarily she gives me a hamburger as I kill her, I do not make a sound she gives me a hamburger
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post 1630293303 02-01-2021, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
In on 20 page thread.

Didn’t read OP.

I love your AVI.

Good day.


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Not all female miscers are DLB or SS alts- swear.

I did get accused of being a DLB alt before though. Guess it's a rite of passage.
Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
Completely normal. All women dream about the wisdom and power of a bald man from time to time
rawr

Originally Posted By Coal
Didn't read but just wanted to say hello to everyone in this thread and hope u have a nice day
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
ITT miscer Katya professes her love for miscer Ratfish
my first thought srs
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I keep hearing a slap bass riff after each post I read
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Originally Posted By Kay4Kool⏩
I keep hearing a slap bass riff after each post I read
Bow chicka wow wooww.

OP were you wearing grey joggs at the time?
Damn
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Originally Posted By andrew28⏩
OP, what’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?
Firsties.
Originally Posted By lnvictus⏩
ya'know - if consent was a huge PC culture thing in the 90's - they would have made an episode of it.
Originally Posted By jamalfudge⏩
Wish it was Sunday
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
my first thought srs
You're entertaining sometimes, but this dream was definitely more about a love of-

Originally Posted By Kay4Kool⏩
I keep hearing a slap bass riff after each post I read
Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
Bow chicka wow wooww.

OP were you wearing grey joggs at the time?
Can only confirm fluffy white sheets.
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