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post 1630864353 02-08-2021, 11:18 AM
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Fleshlight feels better than real thing (srs)

Softer, tighter, can control the suction.
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post 1630864423 02-08-2021, 11:20 AM
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Confirmed wanker in this thread
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post 1630864593 02-08-2021, 11:22 AM
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Do you cuddle with it after?
post 1630864693 02-08-2021, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted By ryankoch
Do you cuddle with it after?
No, held it up to the tub faucet to clean it out with hot water and then threw it in a duffel bag.
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post 1630864743 02-08-2021, 11:23 AM
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It will be a cold day in the hell, the day I spend $80 - $100 for a sex toy
post 1630864803 02-08-2021, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted By QuentinSutpen
It will be a cold day in the hell, the day I spend $80 - $100 for a sex toy
Pretty frugal so $100 doesn't phase me. Also not poor.
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post 1630865153 02-08-2021, 11:29 AM
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Can you kiss it and squeeze the teddies while fuking
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post 1630865193 02-08-2021, 11:30 AM
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I've never tried it. I like the real thing because I like to be stimulated through more senses than just my pnus. are you circumcised to? I'm trying to find out if using one of these occasionally would be worth it because I hate dry wanking because I'm cut.
post 1630865353 02-08-2021, 11:32 AM
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Just wait until it's attached to an android with lifelike skin/body/temp that is whispering in your ear how good your cock feels.
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post 1630865423 02-08-2021, 11:33 AM
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das not it, son
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post 1630866283 02-08-2021, 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted By 44344
I've never tried it. I like the real thing because I like to be stimulated through more senses than just my pnus. are you circumcised to? I'm trying to find out if using one of these occasionally would be worth it because I hate dry wanking because I'm cut.
I wouldn't even try to compare it to pussy. It's a masturbator and the sensations it can give are different. Although I'd compare it to really tight pussy combined with a really good blowjob because you can be all of the way inside and then apply suction.
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post 1630866893 02-08-2021, 11:49 AM
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Just lol @ using a flesh light









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post 1630867023 02-08-2021, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted By QuentinSutpen
It will be a cold day in the hell, the day I spend $80 - $100 for a sex toy
But you'll happily spend $80-100 on a date where you get rejected at the end of the night without even kissing the girl.
post 1630867103 02-08-2021, 11:53 AM
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget
But you'll happily spend $80-100 on a date where you get rejected at the end of the night without even kissing the girl.
lol @ the simps paying for dinner dates
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post 1630867343 02-08-2021, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget
But you'll happily spend $80-100 on a date where you get rejected at the end of the night without even kissing the girl.
Rejection from a person is more respectable than an inanimate sex toy, which cannot say yes or no. Even if you got rejected after a date, you still made an effort
post 1630868603 02-08-2021, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted By JoshSP1985
Just wait until it's attached to an android with lifelike skin/body/temp that is whispering in your ear how good your cock feels.
Sounds like the precursor toward the world ending and Jesus coming down to pepper our anguses
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post 1630868723 02-08-2021, 12:15 PM
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fleshlight = you have to clean your cum out if it

sloothole = they have to clean your cum out of it


sloothole wins
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post 1630868913 02-08-2021, 12:19 PM
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But how do you make it moan or make it's cheeks clap or make it tear up emotionally after?

Sounds like cope.
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post 1630869963 02-08-2021, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted By QuentinSutpen
Rejection from a person is more respectable than an inanimate sex toy, which cannot say yes or no. Even if you got rejected after a date, you still made an effort
That works for both men and women then?

I really don't get the stigma around men getting themselves off when its totally ok for women to have 10 different vibrators and a massive bbc dildo stuffed under their bed

Whats the difference
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post 1630871153 02-08-2021, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted By smashedurgfx10
That works for both men and women then?

I really don't get the stigma around men getting themselves off when its totally ok for women to have 10 different vibrators and a massive bbc dildo stuffed under their bed

Whats the difference
Double standards like everything else in life.
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post 1630872643 02-08-2021, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted By smashedurgfx10
That works for both men and women then?

I really don't get the stigma around men getting themselves off when its totally ok for women to have 10 different vibrators and a massive bbc dildo stuffed under their bed

Whats the difference
Women can get sex from men anytime they want. It's getting men to buy them dinners and gifts that's a challenge.

Even good looking men can't get sex on demand reliably from random women, so sex is more of a challenge and jerking off is seen as cope.
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post 1630872893 02-08-2021, 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Kev1972
Women can get sex from men anytime they want. It's getting men to buy them dinners and gifts that's a challenge.
No it used to be difficult.

Ever heard of only fans? Those days you described are over. They don’t even have to get their gash split wider

Usually you are right but come on Kev. Dudes simping hard for nudes or feet pics when there is endless porn on the net

Pathetic creatures
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post 1630873303 02-08-2021, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted By JustMoved24
No it used to be difficult.

Ever heard of only fans? Those days you described are over. They don’t even have to get their gash split wider

Usually you are right but come on Kev. Dudes simping hard for nudes or feet pics when there is endless porn on the net

Pathetic creatures
OF isn't that lucrative for your average slam pig. It's only the hbbs raking in the cash. But your average slam pig can get any dude to bang her. Just not take her to dinner.
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post 1630874573 02-08-2021, 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted By jstn0127
Just lol @ using a flesh light









The goat sex doll.
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post 1630879423 02-08-2021, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted By QuentinSutpen
Rejection from a person is more respectable than an inanimate sex toy, which cannot say yes or no. Even if you got rejected after a date, you still made an effort
Your hand can't say no either you rapist.
Originally Posted By scooterbrah
fleshlight = you have to clean your cum out if it

sloothole = they have to clean your cum out of it


sloothole wins
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post 1630880013 02-08-2021, 02:29 PM
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i bought a fleshlight but it didnt feel that great

jerking off was honestly better

plus cleaning it was a pain. my mate said dude stop putting your flesh light in the dish washer :/
post 1630880073 02-08-2021, 02:31 PM
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I stick mine in between couch coushins then fook it while my laptop is in front of me playing porn

But I honestly rarely use it it’s too much of a hassle and it really does not feel like the real thing. It feels nice but it lacks warmth and it feels close but not exactly like inner pussy skin
post 1630880463 02-08-2021, 02:35 PM
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A fleshlight can't not consent. What's the fun in that?
post 1630881093 02-08-2021, 02:41 PM
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inb4 you discover the launch. Females are becoming obsolete.
post 1630881573 02-08-2021, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget
But you'll happily spend $80-100 on a date where you get rejected at the end of the night without even kissing the girl.
i'd rather go on a date and waste money i guess, at least you get to socialize and at least you made an attempt and hopefully have a story to tell. At least you've bettered yourself in some way, and didn't just LDAR
what's your story? I stayed in and banged a cylindrical can, I guess
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