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post 1631080073 02-10-2021, 05:50 PM
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Just ordered a Fleshlight

Was horny as fuark and decided to get one, got the stoya destroya, highest rated, anyone use one of these before?
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post 1631080283 02-10-2021, 05:53 PM
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Only scums would go that far.
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post 1631080303 02-10-2021, 05:53 PM
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Yea it's pretty worth it.

My mom somehow dug my fleshlight up and throw it out without asking (srs).


Once you get into a habit, fapping with hand feels gay af
post 1631080553 02-10-2021, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted By tunafishha⏩
Only scums would go that far.
Please explain, im fuking a girl this weekend, whats wrong with sextoys?
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post 1631080753 02-10-2021, 05:58 PM
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Originally Posted By Pown⏩
Please explain, im fuking a girl this weekend, whats wrong with sextoys?
A sextoy is a tool of degeneracy.
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post 1631081443 02-10-2021, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted By tunafishha⏩
A sextoy is a tool of degeneracy.
How is it diff then masterbating?
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post 1631082283 02-10-2021, 06:19 PM
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I don't deny that fleshlights might feel better than plain 'ol fapping... but what keeps me from buying one is that post nut clarity that makes you close every tab with disgust... I might not be able to cope srs

now imagine the same with that plastic thing wrapped about your dink and you think about your ancestors in heaven shaking their heads @ you thinking how much of a failure you are ... fuuuark, would probably throw that thing into the trash inmediately lol
post 1631082473 02-10-2021, 06:21 PM
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its great until you have to clean it
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post 1631082923 02-10-2021, 06:25 PM
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I got one once, I live in apt complex and that shyt did not come in discrete packaging and they left it at the office. Told them it wasn't mine and they must have had the wrong address even though my name was on it. cant attest for the quality
post 1631083053 02-10-2021, 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted By jthm⏩
I got one once, I live in apt complex and that shyt did not come in discrete packaging and they left it at the office. Told them it wasn't mine and they must have had the wrong address even though my name was on it. cant attest for the quality
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post 1631083183 02-10-2021, 06:29 PM
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post 1631083543 02-10-2021, 06:35 PM
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kills me when miscers announce they bought a fleshlight

aren't they like a hundred fookin dollars tho
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post 1631086113 02-10-2021, 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Pown⏩
How is it diff then masterbating?
The diff is that you aren't actively putting up hard earned money to buy a tool that was methodically crafted for the purpose of milking your life juices.
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post 1631086383 02-10-2021, 07:11 PM
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post 1631086423 02-10-2021, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted By CaliSuperSport⏩
kills me when miscers announce they bought a fleshlight

aren't they like a hundred fookin dollars tho
Well worth it tho!

I bought mine in 2019 and havent looked back.

OP, make sure you buy the Walmart liquid warming lube. Don’t buy the fleshlight brand, it’s expensive af. I love fleshlight. Still fap using hand every now and then but nothing beats fleshlight. In addiction, it serves good practice and you can control suction.
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post 1631086723 02-10-2021, 07:16 PM
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post 1631086733 02-10-2021, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted By zhengterry⏩
Yea it's pretty worth it.

My mom somehow dug my fleshlight up and throw it out without asking (srs).
You're 30, how the fuk did this happen? srs
Would literally tell my mom to go fuk herself.

Tell me how it goes OP.

I've always been tempted, but cleaning it afterwards seems like a huge pain in the ass and the last thing I'd want to do post nut.

Just not sure if it'd feel good enough. Majority of fapping to me is mental/visual, not necessarily the feeling on my dink. Doesn't seem worth the effort.



And to every guy speaking about feeling ashamed or disgusted after jerking it.

Were you guys raised super religious or conservative? I've never felt anything like that. When I get done jerking I feel calm and relaxed as fuk.

But every male comedian has a bit about feeling chitty after jerking off. I simply cannot relate at all. Wtf is that about?
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post 1631086773 02-10-2021, 07:17 PM
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If they were cheaper, I've heard good reviews from the boys lol
post 1631086853 02-10-2021, 07:18 PM
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Would rather fukk an actual woman
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