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post 1631234423 02-12-2021, 02:02 PM
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Why do you guys hate fake teddies?

















How can you not like this?


-Some people say good things come to those who wait, truth is, good things come to those who work..... who work later.....who work harder...... who are willing to go further than anyone else to get them. If you're waiting for good things to come to you, you'll be waiting for a pretty long time.

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post 1631234923 02-12-2021, 02:06 PM
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I don't hate fake teddies.
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post 1631234973 02-12-2021, 02:07 PM
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I love any set of juicy teds fake or not!
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post 1631235463 02-12-2021, 02:13 PM
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fake tits only look good in clothes. At least 99% of the time. ded fkn srs
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post 1631235643 02-12-2021, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted By chino3
fake tits only look good in clothes. At least 99% of the time. ded fkn srs
Youve only seen chitty bolt ons nude then irl. Srs
Distal Biceps Tendon tear crew. (07/15/19)

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post 1631235783 02-12-2021, 02:17 PM
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I hate bad surgeons
post 1631235983 02-12-2021, 02:18 PM
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Prefer medium natty teds than large bolt ons srs. Fake teds would be like implanting something in your dink to be longer

Hnnnnnng natty only srs
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post 1631236013 02-12-2021, 02:19 PM
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It's not that I hate them, it's just that there are a lot of bad looking ones out there. Can't just make a blanket statement because plastic surgery is like anything else, you get what you pay for. Also if you are giving me the choice between natural tits and fake ones I prefer natural. Some girls go too large with the fake ones and they just don't look right on their frame. In general though if they are nice fake tits I don't care and if I'm just smashin n dashin then it's irrelevant to me anyway.
post 1631236053 02-12-2021, 02:19 PM
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I'll screw any girl without tattoos and nose rings
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post 1631236173 02-12-2021, 02:21 PM
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They're ok if done right. Too many look like discs when they lay on their back though.
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post 1631236193 02-12-2021, 02:21 PM
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I don't hate them but most look and feel terrible IRL. It's imperative they're done by a good surgeon.
post 1631236283 02-12-2021, 02:22 PM
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There’s a lot of ****s on the misc
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post 1631236863 02-12-2021, 02:29 PM
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Seen some HNGHHH fake teds on milfs. I think they just don't look as good on younger girls, maybe its the psychology behind an aging milf trying to look good and being slightly larger frame in general to accomodate medium-large size fake teds. Vs tits on a stick young girl.

cliffs:
boobies are Hngh
if you disagree ur gay
post 1631237033 02-12-2021, 02:32 PM
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post 1631237053 02-12-2021, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted By JaundiceBiscuit
I'll screw any girl without tattoos and nose rings
Face it dude. You would stick your dink into anything with a pulse.
Distal Biceps Tendon tear crew. (07/15/19)

FUK YOU SHORSEY!
post 1631237203 02-12-2021, 02:35 PM
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fake tits still look great when you're 90 yrs old
post 1631237313 02-12-2021, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Rugg3dNess
wait until you squeeze one
Dated a chick with D implants that looked pretty bad on her skinny frame. Like someone taped balloons to the wall. Anyway, one night I felt a very pronounced lump on one of them. She flipped out thinking cancer and went to the doc. Turns out it was the valve on her implant. So not sexy.
post 1631237493 02-12-2021, 02:40 PM
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It's a good thing my penis never asks me if they're fake or not. He's in charge and gives zero fuks.
post 1631237593 02-12-2021, 02:41 PM
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post 1631237603 02-12-2021, 02:41 PM
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all real ones with any actual size always eventually become saggy and full of tiger stripes


no thanks jeff


truthfully though ive never seen a set i didnt mess with, but there definitely aint nothing wrong with some fakes
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post 1631237893 02-12-2021, 02:45 PM
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my bf hates them because he really think that I will draw even more male attention after the surgery
also, he stated that plastic surgery girls have no personality so it will not fit me and my bubbly childish personality

important to say, when he met me i had no work done and i was fatter, now i got under eye fillers and lip fillers and i am planning to get my boobs done next year, he says that i lost my charm

anyway, it´s good for the business
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post 1631238273 02-12-2021, 02:49 PM
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I don't hate them, never felt them though, wonder what they feel like compared to real ones
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post 1631238353 02-12-2021, 02:50 PM
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feels like a bag of sand...
post 1631238413 02-12-2021, 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Antonio519
I don't hate them, never felt them though, wonder what they feel like compared to real ones
if you pay for the expensive ones (saline) they feel real, its silicone (cheap) that look super fake.. but some people go for/want that look
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post 1631238933 02-12-2021, 02:59 PM
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If anyone here has never felt and experienced fake tids, then your opinion is void.

Legit felt like sandbags...nothing like the real thing. I’ve been fortunate enough to date some women in the DD+ category (one just had breast reduction surgery) and let me tell you, there’s no comparison to those nattys and how they move. Most of the fake ones look good, sure. But when she’s on top of you bent over and the nattys are battling like pendulums near your face...good lawt. Or when she’s flat on her back and they move with the force of your thrusts.........

Not saying I wouldn’t date a girl with bolt-ons, but I don’t consider it a huge plus. Some get these weird wrinkles in their underboob when lying flat too which is distracting. To each his own....







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Ain't nothing better than perky natural decently sized tits

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Natty>>>>

I can tell they're fake, they feel fake, & fake chit turns me off.
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post 1631240173 02-12-2021, 03:16 PM
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