Discuss your worst pants crapping/public farting stories.

5th grade. Had stomach flu, feel the bubblies coming on, raise my hand, get excused. Sht myself on the way to the bathroom, inspect damage in bathroom mirror, realize there's no way I'm hiding that sht.

Decide to leave my backpack and stuff in class and walk from the bathroom to my house.

I don't remember if I got in trouble for ditching school that day, but I also don't remember being called shtboy in school either, so I'd say i chose wisely.

One time in a club. Had to take my boxers off and throw them away.

Worst part was the bathroom stalls had no doors...

was wearing some neon green nike shorts commando in a mall in 2018 (i was by myself)



was on a really bad bender and had been drinking heavy for like 3-4 days straight. disgusting hershey squirt shart, not running down my legs or anything but 100% visible if you looked at my ass, about the size of a fist




walked the 2 miles home and threw them away (ded fkn Srs)

I woke up after a blackout at a house party with pussy juice on my dick and chit in my pants.

once a nickname like that is installed over your name its over

people to this day would still reminisce of it, your real name forgotten

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqoI...ature=youtu.be

Can't embed but worth a click.

I was in my first year of college, I had moved out of the place where I was living and moved in with some homeless friends who were living in a tent. I caught the bus to town and went into a building to take a crap, and crapped my pants. Decided not to go to school that day.

Once I came about 5 minutes from chitting my pants in a 2-seat airplane

I spent a lot of time in Indonesia, so I have a few.

1. Ate a burger in North Sumatra at Lake Toba. I had been in-country for a while, so was craving a Western style feed. Bad decision: about 7 hours later, I spewed up. Didn't stop for 6-8 hours, and started chitting uncontrolably. Lay down on a towel in the bathroom. The stench was horrific, and the p00p was black. It was just coming out of me - I had no ability to control my bowels, and they just evacuated whenever they felt like it. Managed to sleep for about 30 minutes. In the morning, just sprayed everything down the drain. That was the worst food poisoning I've EVER had.

2. Drank too much coffee in Bedugal one morning. It was cold, and the sunrise over the volcanoes was breathtaking. Sat there with my Dad for a few hours, drinking coffee. Then we drove to Ubud, stopping along the way. My stomach started cramping around midday. We checked into a hotel, and ordered lunch. Suddenly, I had to run to the hotel room but I went to the wrong door. Key wouldn't work, I was confused. Anyway, p00p started flowing out of my anus. Was chitting through the eye of a needle. Rusty water. Finally figured out I was at the wrong room, found my room, and jumped in the shower.

3. Was partying in Lovina, having an AWESOME night in an otherwise sleepy laneway. Went to the toilet, but was already drunk. Fell over in the squat toilet. Covered in urine - the toilets were filthy. Ran out of the bar, down the street and back to my hotel. Jumped in the pool, and went straight back to the pub. Mates asked me, "why the fukk are you all wet??" and I just kept dancing.

Never trust a far. SRS.

no been lucky so far


once though had underwear fall out of my jeans like right in the middle of college campus with people everywhere.


See I had taken my jeans off the day before and must have showered, taking everything off at once, so my underwear were in my jeans, which were on the floor. In the morning, I put on my jeans while wearing new underwear and the old ones must have been in there floating around for a few hours then while walking around on campus they just fall out on the ground outside. I grabbed them super quick and threw them in my backpack and tried to play it off the best i could. I think only my friend saw it.

I was training for a marathon and got to a point where there was no place to duck out and a bunch of people around...just started walking and dropped a load in my pants. It was like 85 degrees outside too.

not me but girl i was banging

whatever position is called where she lays flat on stomach, and you fuk her from right on/behind her ass
Was spreading those cheeks wide
suddenly i see the poohole open up a little and a breath of air
srs hng came max 3s later ded fkn srs
she was mega flushed and start apologizing

just lol at people's phobia of colon air