03-01-2021, 08:37 PM
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My government just reopened gyms but wait....
You can only lift light weights and can’t do any heavy lifting or bodybuilding unless you pay for a one on one trainer
**** this ****ing gay ****ing ****
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Individual and group fitness activities are permitted, with restrictions
All indoor fitness must be must be scheduled or by appointment – no drop-ins allowed.
Low intensity individual and group exercises are now allowed without a trainer.
Low intensity fitness includes activities not focused specifically on cardio, that have a low depth and rate of respiration.
Examples include: barre, pilates, stretching, tai-chi, low intensity yoga (e.g. hatha, yin), light weightlifting, indoor rock climbing.
High intensity activities are permitted for one-on-one or one-on-one household training only, with a trainer.
High intensity fitness is often focused on cardiovascular activities that have a high depth and rate of respiration.
Examples include: bodybuilding/heavy weightlifting, aerobics, rowing, Zumba, bootcamp, circuit training, cross fit, dance fitness, high intensity interval training, kickboxing, spin, power yoga, swimming etc.
Gym, studio, and fitness centre operators should use their best judgement in identifying what category their group exercise classes fall into based on these examples.
**** this ****ing gay ****ing ****
Full read out
Individual and group fitness activities are permitted, with restrictions
All indoor fitness must be must be scheduled or by appointment – no drop-ins allowed.
Low intensity individual and group exercises are now allowed without a trainer.
Low intensity fitness includes activities not focused specifically on cardio, that have a low depth and rate of respiration.
Examples include: barre, pilates, stretching, tai-chi, low intensity yoga (e.g. hatha, yin), light weightlifting, indoor rock climbing.
High intensity activities are permitted for one-on-one or one-on-one household training only, with a trainer.
High intensity fitness is often focused on cardiovascular activities that have a high depth and rate of respiration.
Examples include: bodybuilding/heavy weightlifting, aerobics, rowing, Zumba, bootcamp, circuit training, cross fit, dance fitness, high intensity interval training, kickboxing, spin, power yoga, swimming etc.
Gym, studio, and fitness centre operators should use their best judgement in identifying what category their group exercise classes fall into based on these examples.
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03-01-2021, 08:38 PM
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Did they explain the thought process behind this?
edit: wtf worried about people breathing to hard I don't want to live in this clown world anymore
where are you located?
edit: wtf worried about people breathing to hard I don't want to live in this clown world anymore
where are you located?
One day scientists are going to kill us all.
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time to buy your own equipment i guess. It'll save you money in the long run too. Maybe you can even start charging people to come over
03-01-2021, 08:39 PM
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Makes no sense at all. Are they really trying to extort people like this?
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03-01-2021, 08:40 PM
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My condolences brah
Age: 30
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03-01-2021, 08:41 PM
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Want to use the squat rack or Olympic platform?have to pay for a personal trainer. ****ing brain dead government
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03-01-2021, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted By EagleOfWar⏩
People are dying out there bro! You can't walk 50 feet down your streets without the smell of rotting corpses from this pandemic.Makes no sense at all. Are they really trying to extort people like this?
03-01-2021, 08:47 PM
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Get a home gym. I started mine in March last year, and I'll never go back. Home gyms are legit.
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03-01-2021, 08:48 PM
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03-01-2021, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted By caravanbrah⏩
i did this in highschool but honestly sucks not being able to mire all the corn at the gym and sniff seatsGet a home gym. I started mine in March last year, and I'll never go back. Home gyms are legit.
03-01-2021, 08:53 PM
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Slow the spread......by having someone hovering around you at all times that are in closecontact with many people every day.....
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03-01-2021, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted By BigBoiRoy⏩
i did this in highschool but honestly sucks not being able to mire all the corn at the gym and sniff seats








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03-01-2021, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted By NextPound⏩
nah brahHas anyone done any actual studies on transmission in gyms? I have yet to see, hear, or read about an outbreak at a gym.
There better be a huge postmortem on the decision-making of politicians during pandemic.
There better be a huge postmortem on the decision-making of politicians during pandemic.
same chit with restaurants, think NY stats showed 1.7% of covid transmissions came in restaurants lmao
shut it down!!
03-01-2021, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted By CptClean⏩
lol thought processDid they explain the thought process behind this?
edit: wtf worried about people breathing to hard I don't want to live in this clown world anymore
where are you located?
edit: wtf worried about people breathing to hard I don't want to live in this clown world anymore
where are you located?
these are arbitrary rules written up on whim by appointed officials of the executive branch
Last summer some states had beaches open where you could walk on the beach but not go in the water. Other states said you could go in the water but not lay on the beach. Some states closed down parks and recreational hiking trails. All stated they were following the same national level guidance from the center of disease control but came up with their own uniquely absurd and unscientific laws.

Rules for thee not for me. The elites have had access to private gyms and personal trainers the entire last year. What difference do their absurd rules make to them, none.
03-01-2021, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted By BigBoiRoy⏩
most covid transmits in the airnah brah
same chit with restaurants, think NY stats showed 1.7% of covid transmissions came in restaurants lmao
shut it down!!
same chit with restaurants, think NY stats showed 1.7% of covid transmissions came in restaurants lmao
shut it down!!
ban air
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03-01-2021, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
A government official in Canada said all government employee gyms were still open because the guidelines did not apply to any level of government, and they wouldn't tell government how to behave.most covid transmits in the air
ban air
covid solved. give me my noble prize
ban air
covid solved. give me my noble prize
Not sure how it wasn't front page news, I posted it on FB and got 3 likes.
One day scientists are going to kill us all.
03-01-2021, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted By elterrible987⏩
man that fukkin apology vid from gavin newsom was so absurd lmfao - what a psychopathlol thought process
these are arbitrary rules written up on whim by appointed officials of the executive branch
Last summer some states had beaches open where you could walk on the beach but not go in the water. Other states said you could go in the water but not lay on the beach. Some states closed down parks and recreational hiking trails. All stated they were following the same national level guidance from the center of disease control but came up with their own uniquely absurd and unscientific laws.
Rules for thee not for me. The elites have had access to private gyms and personal trainers the entire last year. What difference do their absurd rules make to them, none.
these are arbitrary rules written up on whim by appointed officials of the executive branch
Last summer some states had beaches open where you could walk on the beach but not go in the water. Other states said you could go in the water but not lay on the beach. Some states closed down parks and recreational hiking trails. All stated they were following the same national level guidance from the center of disease control but came up with their own uniquely absurd and unscientific laws.
Rules for thee not for me. The elites have had access to private gyms and personal trainers the entire last year. What difference do their absurd rules make to them, none.
03-01-2021, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted By CptClean⏩
fuk brah i gotta get out of this thread, this chit just makes me so angryA government official in Canada said all government employee gyms were still open because the guidelines did not apply to any level of government, and they wouldn't tell government how to behave.
Not sure how it wasn't front page news, I posted it on FB and got 3 likes.
Not sure how it wasn't front page news, I posted it on FB and got 3 likes.
if these politicians had to sacrifice a single paycheck, lockdowns would be lifted immediately
03-01-2021, 09:07 PM
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Just do your normal workout and if they say “lifting heavy” isn’t allowed say you’re only lifting half your usual weight
You’re a miscer so they’ll believe it
Only the off chance that you’re a miscer that actually lifts (highly unlikely) the twink PTs will be too scared to say anything
You’re a miscer so they’ll believe it
Only the off chance that you’re a miscer that actually lifts (highly unlikely) the twink PTs will be too scared to say anything
03-01-2021, 09:30 PM
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Most gym trainers won't even care. They hate the government.
My Gold's open tmrw at 8 am
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03-01-2021, 09:33 PM
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What ****hole country does OP live in?
03-01-2021, 09:35 PM
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Lmao at Cucknada.
Aw fuk, gyms in my province aren't even open.
Aw fuk, gyms in my province aren't even open.
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Originally Posted By Dave22reborn⏩
ChinadaWhat ****hole country does OP live in?
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03-01-2021, 09:39 PM
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Stupid bullchit. wtf?
Social distance.
Need personal trainer hovering over you.
Fukkin bullchit.
Thank christ I lift at home.
Social distance.
Need personal trainer hovering over you.
Fukkin bullchit.
Thank christ I lift at home.
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03-01-2021, 09:45 PM
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Youi'll probably get thrown into an internment camp if you break the rules too.
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