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It's 800 AD (The Viking Age) post some misc titles
03-17-2021, 05:36 PM
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It's 800 AD (The Viking Age) post some misc titles
"An Earl and his men came into my house disrespected my whole family, wat do?"
"Rate new sex slave/10 (oil paintings - NO FAP STAY OUT)"
"Just discovered new land, AMA"
"JFL at sword cucks (Axe Master Race CREW)"
"Rate new sex slave/10 (oil paintings - NO FAP STAY OUT)"
"Just discovered new land, AMA"
"JFL at sword cucks (Axe Master Race CREW)"
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03-17-2021, 05:43 PM
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Brunette 10/10 Viking maiden vs Blonde 10/10 Viking maiden...not much has changed huh.
03-17-2021, 05:48 PM
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"Misc viking meetup in the village longhouse this weekend, we drink, then we pillage"
03-17-2021, 05:49 PM
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New girl’s vagina smells like lutefisk, what do?
Are singing songs to Valhalla alpha?
Do I look like Leif Ericson?
JFL if you’re not pillage maxxing.
Are singing songs to Valhalla alpha?
Do I look like Leif Ericson?
JFL if you’re not pillage maxxing.
03-17-2021, 05:52 PM
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phucking lol if you drink ale it'll make you grow teds
soymeade clogged my drinking horn wat do
soymeade clogged my drinking horn wat do
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Wreck em
Hook em
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03-17-2021, 05:52 PM
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You miring my viking ss cut?
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03-17-2021, 05:59 PM
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Girls only want raiders
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03-17-2021, 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted By Lunatic⏩
lunatic (ivar) the boneless wants to kill me. wut do?Insert random cope titles showing how unbelievably insecure the Misc actually is.
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03-17-2021, 06:04 PM
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raging right now at cultural appropriation by this tribe of sportsmen
03-17-2021, 06:08 PM
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03-17-2021, 06:19 PM
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"raped sloot, now she's pregnant. should I just raze her whole village?"
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03-17-2021, 06:25 PM
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"Just lol @ coloniecels in Greenland. Good luck on your hypothermiagoals in 934."
"Religion of peace wants to trade with us. Let's enrich them instead."
"Expat livin' the life as a Varangian guard in Byzantium. Ask me anything."
"Christianity is ruining pagan values. Conservative vikings, why do you not fight back against this cuckoldry?"
"Religion of peace wants to trade with us. Let's enrich them instead."
"Expat livin' the life as a Varangian guard in Byzantium. Ask me anything."
"Christianity is ruining pagan values. Conservative vikings, why do you not fight back against this cuckoldry?"
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/be me
/born, by jove, under an auspicious sign! the second child of a manor lord
/eldest brother lives to the age of maturity, inherits everything
/father sends me to the clergy
/study the good book, practice modesty and chastity
/clergy send me to some rock off the nape of Ireland, must preach God's good word to the wretched pagans there
/I arrive -- natives are swooning from the Devil's Drink
/No wonder King Albert's conquests are going so well.mosaic
/their church is little more than a buddle of reeds and thatch
/By the Devil
/I notice the tavern wench looketh very comely -- seductive little mynx
/Begin to watch her more earnestly, the Lord tests his strongest
/Tavern wench notices me -- asks if everything is alright with the Good Lord
/"Why yes, my child."
/****eth mine life.
/Viking raiding party noticed off ye far shore.
/native guards are drunk
/Raiding party attacks, hewing the drunken men clean in half where they stood - blessed be thy Ireland
/Townspeople take refuge in the church, trusting in God's Good Auspices to protect them
/Tavern wench is with them. He testeth us.
/Barred doors are quickly broken in, Vikings arrive -- laughing at the lack of protection offered by Our Gracious Lord
/Pagan filth single me out as of the Cloth, Vikings grab me, briskly and bound me to a post. Around me, they scattered logs.
/mrw a fire is lit
/Vikings notice tavern wench
/Sloot tavern wench sleeps with all of them. I am forced to watch.
/Sloots going to sloot/10
/Everyone else murdered in my door. Tavern wench lives
/Ignorant sinful Stacy must crave Karl
/Vikings even take my only gold cup
/I burn to death
/die Patrick, involuntary celibate, get remembered for snakes
/born, by jove, under an auspicious sign! the second child of a manor lord
/eldest brother lives to the age of maturity, inherits everything
/father sends me to the clergy
/study the good book, practice modesty and chastity
/clergy send me to some rock off the nape of Ireland, must preach God's good word to the wretched pagans there
/I arrive -- natives are swooning from the Devil's Drink
/No wonder King Albert's conquests are going so well.mosaic
/their church is little more than a buddle of reeds and thatch
/By the Devil
/I notice the tavern wench looketh very comely -- seductive little mynx
/Begin to watch her more earnestly, the Lord tests his strongest
/Tavern wench notices me -- asks if everything is alright with the Good Lord
/"Why yes, my child."
/****eth mine life.
/Viking raiding party noticed off ye far shore.
/native guards are drunk
/Raiding party attacks, hewing the drunken men clean in half where they stood - blessed be thy Ireland
/Townspeople take refuge in the church, trusting in God's Good Auspices to protect them
/Tavern wench is with them. He testeth us.
/Barred doors are quickly broken in, Vikings arrive -- laughing at the lack of protection offered by Our Gracious Lord
/Pagan filth single me out as of the Cloth, Vikings grab me, briskly and bound me to a post. Around me, they scattered logs.
/mrw a fire is lit
/Vikings notice tavern wench
/Sloot tavern wench sleeps with all of them. I am forced to watch.
/Sloots going to sloot/10
/Everyone else murdered in my door. Tavern wench lives
/Ignorant sinful Stacy must crave Karl
/Vikings even take my only gold cup
/I burn to death
/die Patrick, involuntary celibate, get remembered for snakes
None of the above constitutes legal advice nor should be interpreted as such.
03-17-2021, 06:41 PM
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AMA a guy who who just made millions in bullion slave-trading in Baghdad and Constantinople
Should I raid and take this property in the Orkneys? (see attached pic and comps)
Irish f@gots tried starting sh*t but they got lit the FUK UP, had to rape several of them and take their cattle (story time-ded fkn srs)
Fuked a sloot in the DaneLaw and got her pregnant chirped out lol but she thinks my name is Harald Sigurdsson and not Olaf Tryggvason so she can't send her clan to demand I wed her lololol
Should I raid and take this property in the Orkneys? (see attached pic and comps)
Irish f@gots tried starting sh*t but they got lit the FUK UP, had to rape several of them and take their cattle (story time-ded fkn srs)
Fuked a sloot in the DaneLaw and got her pregnant chirped out lol but she thinks my name is Harald Sigurdsson and not Olaf Tryggvason so she can't send her clan to demand I wed her lololol
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"Just pillaged my first English village. Reps till I'm out brahs"
"Accidentally sticked penor in an other Viking's wife, got sentenced to death by blood eagle, not gonna make it boyos"
"Accidentally sticked penor in an other Viking's wife, got sentenced to death by blood eagle, not gonna make it boyos"
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03-17-2021, 08:55 PM
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“Rate this wench/10!”
horns too pointy
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blasting my war horn from my longship, is it alpha?
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Sloots just boarded the ship pick 1-3
Bills crew / Bud Light crew / extra onion crew / M&P crew / lcp2 crew / ap3 crew / Trump crew / mcdonalds app crew / cat-owner crew / Tin Cup crew / self-checkout crew / country music crew / RIP snails crew / 214CE crew
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Just bought a new longboat, going raiding this summer, LMAO at noboatcels.
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