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post 1636137253 04-13-2021, 04:42 PM
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I accidentally said "sex" instead of "six" during a work meeting

misc we had our quartly financial meeting at work today and this time my boss gave me the green light to give the presentation. it was my first time being the alpha math guy so the spotlight was on me. it was a packed meeting there was like 12 people there. so i was balls deep into my 11 minute power point presentation and i clicked onto the slide about next quartly projections and instead of saying sales are expected to be six hundred and sixty i said sex hundred and sexty. a few people giggled and the others just bert stared me. there was i quickly finished my presentation and fuking fled the conference room. my boss just sent me an email and he said he wants to sit down with me tomorrow now. any other bros go through an embarssing situation like this at work. why do bad things happen to good people misc.
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post 1636137563 04-13-2021, 04:45 PM
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looool I wouldn't sweat it brah. are you a foreign brah? or speak another language? if yes u gucci (srs). if not I still wouldn't worry about it brah. As long as the rest of the presentation was fine which it sounds like it is.
post 1636137813 04-13-2021, 04:50 PM
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I can't imagine anyone at my company giving two chits about something like this, including me if I made the mistake. My boss certainly wouldn't care. I'd either ignore and move on or say something like "excuse me" and quickly correct. Can't let something like this affect you. And if your boss has any kind of actual "concern" then I'd look for a new job. He should just be telling you not to worry about it.
post 1636137913 04-13-2021, 04:51 PM
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thats funny as **** and you shouldn't worry about it (ded fkn Srs)
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post 1636138003 04-13-2021, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted By AreolaBorealis⏩
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Are you srs?
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post 1636138093 04-13-2021, 04:54 PM
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post 1636138213 04-13-2021, 04:55 PM
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too bad the number wasn’t 666 cuz then you could have said sex hundred and sexty sex
post 1636138313 04-13-2021, 04:56 PM
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You shoulda said "aw fuk bye" then ran to the bathroom to hyperventilate in the stalls.
post 1636138653 04-13-2021, 05:02 PM
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Were u visibly sweating?
post 1636138833 04-13-2021, 05:05 PM
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Tell him sorry, you were thinking of his wife during the meeting.
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post 1636147533 04-13-2021, 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
too bad the number wasn’t 666 cuz then you could have said sex hundred and sexty sex
i am a man of God i do not condone using blasphemous language
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post 1636147933 04-13-2021, 07:08 PM
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You should seek a lawyer. It’s unacceptable for an employer to misinterpret an accent.
I probably banged your mom.

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post 1636148043 04-13-2021, 07:09 PM
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Love this for you and fuk anyone who would bertstare that

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post 1636148273 04-13-2021, 07:12 PM
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Lol levels over sex thousand
Damn
post 1636149273 04-13-2021, 07:21 PM
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How about six? Six is good. You like six?
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1636149783 04-13-2021, 07:27 PM
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I don’t know the etymology but sex basically means six anyway doesn’t it?

For example sextillion is a million raised to the sixth power, a sextant is 60 degrees (one sixth of a circle), etc.

Edit: thought of some more, sexagenarian is a person in their 60’s and sexagesimal is base 60
post 1636199513 04-14-2021, 12:33 PM
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misc i'm going into my meeting with the boss now please prey for me if you don't here from me ever again it means i'm probably jobless and living under a bridge like a fuking gollum
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post 1636199653 04-14-2021, 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted By AreolaBorealis⏩
misc i'm going into my meeting with the boss now please prey for me if you don't here from me ever again it means i'm probably jobless and living under a bridge like a fuking gollum
Don't let him sex hundred and sexty up your angus brah
post 1636199893 04-14-2021, 12:39 PM
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Your boss realizes it was a Freudian slip and will butt fuk you tomorrow morning.
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post 1636200363 04-14-2021, 12:45 PM
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this happened.

I've heard plenty of people misspeak and screw up the first word, cut themselves off, and say something like "er" or "I mean"... NOBODY confuses sex with six and then proceeds to say "hundred and sexty". Too much time has elapsed for your brain to have not processed your mistake and corrected itself.

This is either a roll bread or you're autistic as fukk. Those are literally your only two options.
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post 1636201923 04-14-2021, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted By AreolaBorealis⏩
misc i'm going into my meeting with the boss now please prey for me if you don't here from me ever again it means i'm probably jobless and living under a bridge like a fuking gollum
I will pray for you sinning soul, OP.

The MD of Europe for a US owned company my Father worked for did a presentation to the staff over the pond. He liked the spotlight and after a great year he said it was like "hitting the g-spot". Brit staff lold and he was well loved for being a good brah but some HR Karen complained and he had to publicly apologise on stage to all the thousands of staff.
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post 1636202413 04-14-2021, 01:08 PM
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That's alright. During a meeting my boss said "In the pink" instead of "In the red", and I lost my chit.
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post 1636204253 04-14-2021, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted By AreolaBorealis⏩
i am a man of God i do not condone using blasphemous language
hehe ty men of God
post 1636205003 04-14-2021, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Antoine99⏩
How about six? Six is good. You like six?
LOL love me some Seinfeld references, they never get old.
OK, OP, 2 stories to make you feel better, both true-
1. In middle school, we had a big bear mean teacher dude, one day in class for some reason he said 'orgasm' instead of 'organism' - two or three times! He turned red and it was the talk of the school for at least a day, it was funny because he was so uptight.
2. My old boss a few years ago was in a meeting with a few sales/marketing guys. He meant to say 'kit' if I remember, but said 'clit.' Not once, but several times. No one laughed or anything, but there was this super-eerie silence for awhile. Funny stuff.
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as the alpha math guy you should have just doubled down on this and owned it

what are you 12 years old and a man of god????
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Use this for your meeting tomorrow:

forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.

wWe sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
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I hope your boss doesn't spank you too hard
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Quit now.

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