Deserve the rope, srs.

-Visited my bro earlier today
-On my way back, driving through his neighborhood.
-Some daft bitch walking down the sidewalk, staring at her phone.
-She had her dog with her. Some typical Chihuahua-mix type of ****gy time dog girls love
-Dog was not on a leash.
-I come around the corner, the dog is in the middle of the road, bitch is on the sidewalk.
-Dog sees my car and runs head-on right up to my front bumper to sniff. Almost ran her Paris Hilton pooch over.
-Dumb bitch on the sidewalk doesn't even notice, too busy instagramming.


another:
-Walking around town, by the park (not a dog park, btw.) Some lardass guy has his dog not on a leash.
-Dog comes running up, jumping all over me
-He just stares at me, gently coaxing the dog to come over to him. "Hey Lilly, come back. No no no Lilly, come on now.. Lilly. Lilly. Lilly."
-Dog ignores him
-Dogs don't ****ing understand English. Who knew?


subhuman trash, definitely. Deer Diarrhea, etc.

Always blows my mind when people seem offended that you don’t want their leash less dog running up and digging their ****ing paws in you. Get a yard if you want your dog to run free pleb.

Cough a few times when the dog is on you and say "Stay back I have covid!"

I agree I remember hiking and this big dog, who was being playful, lept at my backpack almost pulling it down. I had a snack in there and the owner didn't put her dog on the leash. I was thinking wow if I was an elderly person and the dog jumped me I would have gotten a heart attack

Agreed. I have an aggressive dog but I keep her under control at all times. I’m very diligent about it. The only problems I’ve had with other dogs was when some idiot had their dog off leash and let it run freely up to us. I even tell them in advance please get your dog mine isnt dog friendly. Then they act like I’m the problem despite me having control of my dog.

Edit: I’ll also add. Two incidents a smaller dog ran up to us and tried to bite my dog srs. She picked them up but didn’t thrash them. I was surprised but relieved because it would have broken their necks.