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post 1637201403 04-27-2021, 09:26 AM
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tfw CEO's put respeck on your name

might have to cancel this fool for mispelling my name (ded fkn Srs)




tfw the nardil kicks in and ur closing 9 figure deals on Tuesday morning



Only CLOSERS will understand this feel




SDRs and INCELS gtfo



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post 1637202173 04-27-2021, 09:35 AM
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Can confirm. Closer checking in.
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post 1637202663 04-27-2021, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted By Lefticle⏩
Can confirm. Closer checking in.
move only in HVM circles (ded fkn Srs)
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~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1637204583 04-27-2021, 10:09 AM
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now that's alpha srs
post 1637204763 04-27-2021, 10:11 AM
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What is nardil?
pls do not associate my personalities in misc and sports misc
post 1637204863 04-27-2021, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted By wildchild11⏩
What is nardil?
lol im not actually on nardil but imbored21 has been making a lot of posts about how his entire life has turned around in a few days thanks to an anti-depressant called nardil (ded fkn Srs)



actually been pretty funny to follow
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post 1637205273 04-27-2021, 10:18 AM
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Im going to need you to close this deal Johnathan. After the Deloitte fiasco you can't afford to miss quota again this quarter.
post 1637205473 04-27-2021, 10:21 AM
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start sitting in his chair during meetings
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post 1637205703 04-27-2021, 10:23 AM
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that follow up email LMAO
post 1637207413 04-27-2021, 10:46 AM
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i love how its all through gmail aka people that call themselves CEO's when they run a carpet cleaning company.

dear johnathan, we only got 4 of 5 stars review when you washed Joe Smith's carpet. Can you please make sure your vacuum is working properly.

Thanks,

Bob Johnson
CEO / President
Bob's Carpet cleaning
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post 1637207863 04-27-2021, 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted By WorkdayExec⏩
Im going to need you to close this deal Johnathan. After the Deloitte fiasco you can't afford to miss quota again this quarter.
lmao I fkn love u (ded fkn Srs)
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~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1637208093 04-27-2021, 10:56 AM
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Sorry Jonathon,

Kind Regards,
Phil
post 1637208123 04-27-2021, 10:57 AM
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who sends an email for a missed call ?? lmao
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post 1637208233 04-27-2021, 10:58 AM
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Jonathan please
post 1637208253 04-27-2021, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted By rockr101⏩
who sends an email for a missed call ?? lmao
Good Afternoon Tierone,

Please mind your own business.

Kind Regards,
Phil
post 1637209243 04-27-2021, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted By LethalGunz34⏩
Good Afternoon Tierone,

Please mind your own business.

Kind Regards,
Phil
Lmao (ded fkn Srs)
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~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
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post 1637209643 04-27-2021, 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted By TuskV⏩
i love how its all through gmail aka people that call themselves CEO's when they run a carpet cleaning company.

dear johnathan, we only got 4 of 5 stars review when you washed Joe Smith's carpet. Can you please make sure your vacuum is working properly.

Thanks,

Bob Johnson
CEO / President
Bob's Carpet cleaning
only nardilmaxxxed hyperchads get it bro — see your way out of the thread you workerbee (ded fkn Srs)
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~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1637209853 04-27-2021, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted By RealLifeAlpha⏩
only nardilmaxxxed hyperchads get it bro — see your way out of the thread you workerbee (ded fkn Srs)
whoa whoa take it easy there johnathan
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post 1637209913 04-27-2021, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted By TuskV⏩
whoa whoa take it easy there johnathan
sorry the nardil is actually hitting rn (ded fkn Srs)


revenue tsunami incoming
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~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1637210493 04-27-2021, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted By TuskV⏩
i love how its all through gmail aka people that call themselves CEO's when they run a carpet cleaning company.

dear johnathan, we only got 4 of 5 stars review when you washed Joe Smith's carpet. Can you please make sure your vacuum is working properly.

Thanks,

Bob Johnson
CEO / President
Bob's Carpet cleaning
Johnathan's doing enterprise sales, not smol business/mid market you cuck.

Cheers
post 1637210923 04-27-2021, 11:36 AM
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Jonnie,

Oops. Wrong person..no clue why you're on my contacts list.


Warmest salutations,

Feel







Edit: Exactly what the poster said above. That's what I was thinking the whole time too..."this guy would totally get railed by malaria". Well said
post 1637211073 04-27-2021, 11:38 AM
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post 1637212183 04-27-2021, 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
Johnathan is a beta AF name, ded fkn srs.

Tim -> Timothy
John -> Johnathan

It just screams pasty white guy who would die from malaria if modern medicine wasn't a thing.
Originally Posted By Cig
Jonnie,

Oops. Wrong person..no clue why you're on my contacts list.


Warmest salutations,

Feel







Edit: Exactly what the poster said above. That's what I was thinking the whole time too..."this guy would totally get railed by malaria". Well said
The guy misspelled my name, it's Jonathan; but obviously same thing


The funny thing is I don't disagree with you -- growing up I didn't like my name because it sounds sort of formal and waspy, so I've always gone by Jon, and ppl usually just call me by my last name anyway



Customers / prospects etc will call me Jonathan




one of those things you obviously can't control, doesn't bother me and I've sort of grown to like the name (ded fkn Srs)
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~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
post 1637212253 04-27-2021, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted By WorkdayExec⏩
Johnathan's doing enterprise sales, not smol business/mid market you cuck.

Cheers
this is my RVP -- he understands





smb / midmarket btfo (ded fkn Srs)
~focus on what you can control crew~
~flaccid cummer crew~
~you are who you surround yourself with crew~
~mum was an escort crew~
~nothing is permanent so just enjoy the ride crew~
~2.5 inch dink crew~
~Forgive yourself crew~
~Accused of incest by extended family crew~
~It's up to you to fix your life crew~
~deep, sustained sexual eye contact with your own nephew crew~
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