Sup brahs,

had an awkward first date on saturday. Matched up with this girl on hinge. she looked cute enough from her picturs. Even posted a full body shot where she looked thick in all the right places but not fat. Anyways, we chatted for about 7 days online before we actually met. never once did she mention anything about being a freaking libtard or mask nazi.

So i show up to meet her, she walks out and of course she's gained the COVID-19 LBS (or more). So her pictures are not recent, i've basically been catfished from the get-go. But hey, i'm not a totally shallow guy so i'm willing to look past it. We get to the bar and order a couple drinks. The conversation is going well enough. I find out she smokes cigs (fuggin gross brahs) Then it gets brought up that she's fully vaccinated.

I'm like "oh.....how did you get fully vaccinate already...you're so young" (in california they didn't open the vaccine up to everyone until april 15th. And she goes on to say how she works at a facility so she was eligible for an early vaccine. Then I go on to explain how i got sick with covid last year and I just stayed home and rested until i got better and how i don't plan on getting the vaccine any time soon. Then her whole body language started to change. She got super tense. Like clenching her fists. she started like squeezing her hands and kind of pointing at me and was like "why don't you just get the vacccine?! Why are you such an anti vaxxer?" I was like, i'm not an anti vaxxer. I just went to thailand a couple years ago and got 3 different vaccines before I went. She couldn't understand at all why i didn't want to take the vaccine.

So i'm just thinking god damn this is turning out to be a disaster. I tell her I better walk her back to her place. On the way back...she's still asking why i don't take the vaccine. I tell her "well, it's my body, my choice" and that didn't go over well at all. lmao. Then the masks get brought up. This chick wears a freaking mask when she's walking out on the sidewalk. LOL. I could barely keep a straight face. I told her she's a funny girl and that I better get going.

Drive off and immediately add to my dating profile "swipe left if you wear a mask outside"

TLDR:
-OP gets catfished by chick who gained 20+ lbs from her dating profile pictures
-girl smokes cigs too
-girl tries to lecture OP on a healthy lifestyle and why getting the vaccine is important while its obvious she doesn't do a single thing to actually take care of her personal health
-OP finds out girl wears masks outside LOL
-OP adds "swipe left if you wear a mask outside" to dating profile

reps to first few posters

good job brah, u are alpha

Sounds like a pretty typical online dating experience

Lol

It's insane how leftist get an actual physical reaction when people aren't following the agenda. I've known a few like that. You have to tip toe everything you say

I mean if you have the anitbodies then theres no point in getting vaccinated

Glad I never had to experience online dating

Thanks brah. I'm getting therbro its ****ing terrible. I'm going to start asking more screening questions like how recent are your pictures? whats your opinion on the plandemic i mean pandemic. Will hopefully help me not waste my time.bro it got tense. I even told her..."you're looking a little tense over there. its not that big of a deal".That's what I told her. She said there are new strains. i told her then your vaccine wont be working against the new strains either. she was speechless.You are truly lucky bro. I'm recently single so i was trying to stroke my ego. considering deleting the apps all together. I've had a few cute chicks at my gym approaching me lately might try to go that route.

This is where I got stumped too. What's the point of getting a vaccine for something you've already had..?

There is one benefit to the whole mask thing. If I see someone walking around outside or driving in a car by themselves with a mask on, I can automatically assume they are at least partially retarded and thus immediately disregard absolutely anything they have to say...

Might be a good idea to screen your dates via Facetime before meeting up (5-20 minutes max). Can catch the double chin/snaggle tooth or low iq attitude before you commit to a date

agree man. It's crazy the amount of damage this "pandemic" has done to our society. so many people have truly lost it- from logic all the way to their own health.Good idea man. lots of these apps have the option to do a facetime in the app. might start doing that before even exchanging numbers.

reps to you both on recharge tomorrow.

what a stupid sloot. I would've just walked out right when she started asking "why don't you just get the vaccine?" good job toughing it out and at least getting her home tho

Ugh I’ve been catfished before. Chit sucks - you just wanna get outta there but you know you’re gonna suffer for the next hour or so, unless you do a runner. I’m talking from decent to literally zero attraction.

Anyway, yeah she sounds kinda gross

yeah man...wanted to at least walk her back home. she lives in the city...can get a little sketch at night. soon as she started asking about the vaccine i knew it was going no where.man i've never actually walked out on a date. i don't know if i have the balls to do it. BUT....many years ago i was at downtown disney with my buddy. we were eating at the rain forest cafe. i get my check and there is a note from the waiter saying that one of their coworkers thought i was cute and gave me her number. i text the number and we kind of make a plan to meet up after shes off. i'm sitting on the bench with my friend waiting. she texts me that shes walking up. i see a fat chick walking up....might have been her...might not have been her. anyways, i turned around and f*cking b-lined it straight out of there. didn't want to waste a precious minute on the fatty lol.

Where are the pics

Fuark I feel bad for you single brahs out there who can actually get dates. The older I get the happier I am I'm married. Sure could I go out and land some prime glow puss, yeah probably, but the things you brahs have to deal with out there. FUKDAT****

The people who have tried to lecture me on health and the "Vaccine" are absolutely mind boggling. BRB cow that is 50 lbs overweight trying to tell me its for my health to get the vaccine...

I would have walked out after learning she smokes... 1000% srs

This. Ya'll really entertaining this clown with his pie in the sky story and no pics?

she would definitely circumcise her kids to. what a brainwashed cuck.

If she smokes she pokes....

sorry brah i deleted her off my dating profile. she had blonde hair, blue eyes. told me she was a soccer player in college. looked thick in the right places on her page but clearly gained a lot of weight during the pandemic.being in a happy committed relationship is truly a blessing. I'm recently single. not by my own choice. but i'm going to make the most of it. working out like a straight dawg 5 days a week. It's hilarious to hear these obese folks try to lecture us about health and vaccines when its obvious they aren't doing **** to take care of their health. They get a vaccine a wear a mask and think they can virtue signal over everyone. meanwhile, i beat covid, and i'm not going to get diabites or die of a heart attack like i'm sure is in line for most americans.i can't judge too much because i do like to rip the bong...but yeah..ive kissed a few cig smokers in my life. not the business at all.i said no pics in OP brah. I deleted her account off my dating profile so i wouldn't have to see her anymore. i'll be honest...she looked like a 7 in her pics but more like a 5 irl.

Damn, sounds like a close shave. I’m guessing you blocked her number after you ran off?

on site you shouldve just said "you're not what I was expecting, Im gonna go."

you dont owe her anything and she knows what she did. LOL at wasting your time

man this was like 8 years ago before it was super easy to block numbers on cell phones. she didn't text me or call me though. she probably got the picture.true bro. she definitely knew what she did. Problem with me is I can be too nice at times. i'm going to do what others suggested and do a facetime before if it ever gets to that point. seriously considering deleting the apps though lol. I think i could have success at the gym and at least there i know they are fit and healthy and dont care about masks.

Probably be better off going to the bar, or honestly taking a random class at your local community college and trying to pull some of the sloots from there.

My usual approach was to never bring up politics, and if it came up to just do light mockery. Because women are backwards and poking fun is usually is better than convincing them rationally.

But that...was just a ticking time bomb. Post 2020 has made political discussion almost impossible with randoms. I would have gone full blown mockery and shoot for a hate fuk smash & dash, srs. Not worth it otherwise.

oh i was definitely trying to keep it light hearted lol. She was probably down for a hate smash- she wanted to keep drinking with me, even after everything was said and done, but i insisted on walking her home. It wasn't even the super pro vaccine and mask craziness that got me. it was the fact that she smoked cigs lol.

"My body my choice" is a good line to use on them lol

LMAO at going out on a date in this day and age