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post 1637676413 05-03-2021, 03:12 PM
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Make a move or not

I met this one milf about a month ago I saw her on the street and I told her you know how pretty she is and all that and I got her number. We exchanged messages but we havent spoken since. She has two kids one is 12 other is 14 and she doesnt live nearby. She is so pretty dudes she looks like ava addams no lie and I want to bang her but idk what should I do
post 1637676593 05-03-2021, 03:13 PM
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You're 51 years old sooooooo , clocks ticking buddy.
post 1637676643 05-03-2021, 03:14 PM
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text her and ask her to meet you out for a coffee or a drink this weekend.
post 1637676683 05-03-2021, 03:14 PM
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First thing I would do is make a thread about it on a bodybuilding forum where no one lifts.
post 1637677053 05-03-2021, 03:19 PM
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well shes a mom. so she will fuk you for fun. I've banged a few milfs and they're a lot diff then girls our age

if you're open about sex shell be with it but don't ask first time. just ask if she wants to come over and you'll cook. wine and dine her. fk her. shell probably go home cause got kids. they don't play hard to get or make you earn it. they have needs and want it meet. milfs are the best

an easy way to milf heart is compliment her cause they get insecure at their age

pretend you give a fuk abt her kids lmao
post 1637677273 05-03-2021, 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted By JPF82⏩
You're 51 years old sooooooo , clocks ticking buddy.
Im 23
post 1637677353 05-03-2021, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
text her and ask her to meet you out for a coffee or a drink this weekend.
At what time
post 1637677543 05-03-2021, 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
At what time
dont do that shes not 20

invite her over or you live with parents? if so that gonna fail. you can drink at home. you're trying to fk her not get to know her lmao
post 1637677663 05-03-2021, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted By deeAvi⏩
well shes a mom. so she will fuk you for fun. I've banged a few milfs and they're a lot diff then girls our age

if you're open about sex shell be with it but don't ask first time. just ask if she wants to come over and you'll cook. wine and dine her. fk her. shell probably go home cause got kids. they don't play hard to get or make you earn it. they have needs and want it meet. milfs are the best

an easy way to milf heart is compliment her cause they get insecure at their age

pretend you give a fuk abt her kids lmao
Yeah idk about inviting her to come over when I live with my parents lol
post 1637677703 05-03-2021, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
At what time
text her this right now - "Hi! Let's meet for a drink or coffee somewhere near you this weekend or next. What works best for you?"
post 1637678133 05-03-2021, 03:33 PM
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The best course of action would be to post pics of her
post 1637678833 05-03-2021, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted By anonkunbrah⏩
The best course of action would be to post pics of her
post 1637678883 05-03-2021, 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
text her this right now - "Hi! Let's meet for a drink or coffee somewhere near you this weekend or next. What works best for you?"
I will text her tomorrow its too late now (12 pm here) and I have to get up early tomorrow
post 1637679233 05-03-2021, 03:47 PM
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go smash

old sloots = no rubber
Cobra Kai Crew

srs
post 1637682313 05-03-2021, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted By AWillis⏩
go smash

old sloots = no rubber
I really want to bang her
post 1637682873 05-03-2021, 04:36 PM
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- looks like ava adams

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pick 1
post 1637683803 05-03-2021, 04:48 PM
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OP you have a hard enough time mustering courage to buy a prostitute. I don't have much faith for you here tbh.
post 1637684843 05-03-2021, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
OP you have a hard enough time mustering courage to buy a prostitute. I don't have much faith for you here tbh.
Is that so? Well thank you for putting so much faith in me. I'll give you all update tomorrow
post 1637685943 05-03-2021, 05:13 PM
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Bro hit that and put another baby in her and call him Marko the second.
post 1637686923 05-03-2021, 05:26 PM
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That lady looks likes going to clog your toilet with eight to twelve pounds of mahogany mud mamba that you’ll be seeing remnants of in flushes for years to come
post 1637711303 05-04-2021, 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted By Thunderpants⏩
That lady looks likes going to clog your toilet with eight to twelve pounds of mahogany mud mamba that you’ll be seeing remnants of in flushes for years to come
What does that even mean lmao
post 1637711453 05-04-2021, 12:12 AM
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Originally Posted By StoneColdMarko7⏩
What does that even mean lmao
For unknown reasons, he thinks she will **** up his plumbing with cosmic turds
Beans. Cleans. Gasoline.
post 1638325523 05-11-2021, 05:01 PM
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lol at myspace angle

pointy nose
pointy tits
post 1638326723 05-11-2021, 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted By SettingOff⏩
lol at myspace angle

pointy nose
pointy tits
All signs point to pointy elbows
post 1638326783 05-11-2021, 05:18 PM
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Do it *******
post 1638328463 05-11-2021, 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
Don't you live in some eastern euro chithole?

I'd be borderline raping girls if I lived somewhere that didn't have #MeToo. Just LOL @ not even making a move.
Croatia is a ****hole??? Lmaooooo dammnn bro I dont have that high of an opinion on my country but its not like I live in Kazahstan or something lmaoo
post 1638330333 05-11-2021, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted By deeAvi⏩
well shes a mom. so she will fuk you for fun. I've banged a few milfs and they're a lot diff then girls our age

if you're open about sex shell be with it but don't ask first time. just ask if she wants to come over and you'll cook. wine and dine her. fk her. shell probably go home cause got kids. they don't play hard to get or make you earn it. they have needs and want it meet. milfs are the best

an easy way to milf heart is compliment her cause they get insecure at their age

pretend you give a fuk abt her kids lmao
This. She will invite you over, fuk you, then send you on your way with a juice pack and a lunchables
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