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post 1637809113 05-05-2021, 06:50 AM
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Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally

and came back with his shirt ironed and holding a sandwich.

Post up your Chuck Norris facts.
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post 1637809943 05-05-2021, 07:08 AM
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Originally Posted By stevebec⏩
and came back with his shirt ironed and holding a sandwich.

Post up your Chuck Norris facts.
I bet Norris ironed his own shirt and made his own goddamn sandwich!

I can't imagine Norris delegating that to somebody else!

I bet Norris chops down trees himself and moves all the lumber manually - all by himself!

(So the only reason Norris would be at a feminist rally in the first place would be to protect the self-determined damsels, just in case they become damsels in distress!)
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post 1637810093 05-05-2021, 07:11 AM
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post 1637811783 05-05-2021, 07:34 AM
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post 1637815003 05-05-2021, 08:14 AM
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If Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally, there would be a huge birth spike 9 months later... Not that Chuck Norris would lower himself to have sex with those weirdos, but his free test is so high he could impregnate them all simultaneously through the air.
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post 1637816393 05-05-2021, 08:31 AM
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post 1637818313 05-05-2021, 08:58 AM
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The look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

Chuck Norris is known to be THE most hung guy in hollywood, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed portman's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Chuck barely able to force it past the knob, and portman moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Chuck's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
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